Ana Wallis
@hottubheiress.bsky.social
You see the hat??? I am Mrs Nesbit
Is it evil to contemplate buying a book on kindle that you already have, just because the physical copy is too big and heavy
September 25, 2026 at 12:55 PM
Is it evil to contemplate buying a book on kindle that you already have, just because the physical copy is too big and heavy
Only a boomer would pay for a $2.50 bagel with a $100 bill
September 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Only a boomer would pay for a $2.50 bagel with a $100 bill
Get offa me, heat dome!!!😡🫸🏼
September 17, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Get offa me, heat dome!!!😡🫸🏼
Twinkling on the synth
September 12, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Twinkling on the synth
True Fox & the Hound moment watching Phoenix chase a red fox under his shed 🫣
September 11, 2026 at 3:15 PM
True Fox & the Hound moment watching Phoenix chase a red fox under his shed 🫣
Is it odd to bring your favorite bartender a scrap of dough for sensory play during his shift
September 11, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Is it odd to bring your favorite bartender a scrap of dough for sensory play during his shift
Beans in the smoothie was a mistake
September 9, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Beans in the smoothie was a mistake
“I don’t like the sound of that”
“I knew you wouldn’t, that’s why I said it!”
“I knew you wouldn’t, that’s why I said it!”
September 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
“I don’t like the sound of that”
“I knew you wouldn’t, that’s why I said it!”
“I knew you wouldn’t, that’s why I said it!”
This will be the year I finally get a grommet tool
September 2, 2026 at 11:43 PM
This will be the year I finally get a grommet tool
Joshua should be The Portrait of Dorian Gray for Halloween
September 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Joshua should be The Portrait of Dorian Gray for Halloween
Forever haunted by vocal stims of line cooks past
September 1, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Forever haunted by vocal stims of line cooks past
I’m in the house of the Lesbian Lord
August 30, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I’m in the house of the Lesbian Lord
“Kristen’s was more noodling with a purpose. Lillie was noodling just to noodle”
August 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“Kristen’s was more noodling with a purpose. Lillie was noodling just to noodle”
Realized this weekend that I’ve developed this exact hair pulling tick since having short hair
August 26, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Realized this weekend that I’ve developed this exact hair pulling tick since having short hair
Imagine being in the Land of Dolly, sitting on a white water rafting bus when the news hits
August 25, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Imagine being in the Land of Dolly, sitting on a white water rafting bus when the news hits
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Really didn’t think I’d be keeping my head on a swivel for a park ranger all summer
August 21, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Really didn’t think I’d be keeping my head on a swivel for a park ranger all summer
Flag at half mast for the 10 foot sunflowers that were downed in the storm last night 😢
August 20, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Flag at half mast for the 10 foot sunflowers that were downed in the storm last night 😢
I’d really like to be looking at tide pools rn
August 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I’d really like to be looking at tide pools rn
Imagine we’re putting on shoes to go to the coffee shop, and I say “wait let me dye my hair real quick to match my shirt!”
August 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Imagine we’re putting on shoes to go to the coffee shop, and I say “wait let me dye my hair real quick to match my shirt!”
When will us low people be getting the scoop
Addicted to re-reading the messages from Emma’s ex gf
August 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
When will us low people be getting the scoop
Too hot to be cranking
August 15, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Too hot to be cranking
My arm hair stays singed off
August 15, 2026 at 12:25 PM
My arm hair stays singed off
Phoenix just farted while running up the stairs and it caused him to trip in surprise
August 13, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Phoenix just farted while running up the stairs and it caused him to trip in surprise
Be Thou My Vision, gotta be in the top 50 songs of all time
August 12, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Be Thou My Vision, gotta be in the top 50 songs of all time