[sets you to patrol just outside the palisades]

first line of this story is:

You are dead.

goonfort is where i keep my trusted lackeys

no

unfunniest shit i've ever seen

you did this for me many years ago

i know several trixies. this is an ill omen

oh sick lol

cool lol

One of the things we're doing is something I've always wanted to do for a game, but have never dared to because it's regarded as incredibly cruel and mean-spirited to do in even small quantities

And we're doing it to the harshest degree possible

me: maybe it's not a ripoff. maybe it's just a coincidence. maybe i'm reading too hard into things
them: it's about an evil woman who--
me: alright yeah it's a ripoff

True.