Hugh
@hughbidoo.bsky.social
Acespec حبيبي. Tiny fella. Uneventful. Allegedly makes music. Sobs.
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Hugh
@hughbidoo.bsky.social
· Jan 1
Call me Wolverine the way I'm Hugh and I Jack men off.
Going to mainland Europe and shivering the whole time so no one thinks im a tourist and tries to mug me
August 8, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Going to mainland Europe and shivering the whole time so no one thinks im a tourist and tries to mug me
When youre calling for another round of drinks for the lads
August 6, 2026 at 12:20 PM
When youre calling for another round of drinks for the lads
🙈 hear all the evil
🙉 see all the evil
🙊 drink so much you throw up
🙉 see all the evil
🙊 drink so much you throw up
July 27, 2026 at 9:03 PM
🙈 hear all the evil
🙉 see all the evil
🙊 drink so much you throw up
🙉 see all the evil
🙊 drink so much you throw up
Guys, dont go see The Moment in smell-o-vision
Worst mistake of my life
Worst mistake of my life
March 7, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Guys, dont go see The Moment in smell-o-vision
Worst mistake of my life
Worst mistake of my life
Hear there'll be a waxing moon tonight.
Girl, leave that bush alone!
Girl, leave that bush alone!
February 24, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Hear there'll be a waxing moon tonight.
Girl, leave that bush alone!
Girl, leave that bush alone!
What would happen if a baby tried to integrate into the gay community?
Like, hang on pal. You're a baby???
Would you guys allow it?
Like, hang on pal. You're a baby???
Would you guys allow it?
October 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
What would happen if a baby tried to integrate into the gay community?
Like, hang on pal. You're a baby???
Would you guys allow it?
Like, hang on pal. You're a baby???
Would you guys allow it?
Being bisexual must be so exhausting...
You want to fuck your mom AND your dad!?
You want to fuck your mom AND your dad!?
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Being bisexual must be so exhausting...
You want to fuck your mom AND your dad!?
You want to fuck your mom AND your dad!?
Guy who thinks BYOB stands for "Bring Your Oysters, Baby" fucking up the entire vibe.
October 22, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Guy who thinks BYOB stands for "Bring Your Oysters, Baby" fucking up the entire vibe.
Thinking about how northern irish people say "Americyano"
Haha so silly!
Come join our beautiful republic, guys.
Haha so silly!
Come join our beautiful republic, guys.
October 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Thinking about how northern irish people say "Americyano"
Haha so silly!
Come join our beautiful republic, guys.
Haha so silly!
Come join our beautiful republic, guys.
Duolingo adds the language of Love
The A.I. just gives you negging tips.
The A.I. just gives you negging tips.
October 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Duolingo adds the language of Love
The A.I. just gives you negging tips.
The A.I. just gives you negging tips.
Gay Jim Carrey's The Mask: somebody top me!
September 30, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Gay Jim Carrey's The Mask: somebody top me!
She queefs?
Oh you mean she speaks a little Vaginese?
Oh you mean she speaks a little Vaginese?
September 13, 2025 at 9:22 PM
She queefs?
Oh you mean she speaks a little Vaginese?
Oh you mean she speaks a little Vaginese?
When I saw this I thought it was like "see what youd look like as a Niqabi"
Then I was wondering why it so ominous...
Then I was wondering why it so ominous...
September 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
When I saw this I thought it was like "see what youd look like as a Niqabi"
Then I was wondering why it so ominous...
Then I was wondering why it so ominous...
"Theres a creature on the wing of the plane!"
Me, trying to sound smarter: "erm, yeah that's the wing creature??? Hes supposed to be there??? Pfft."
Me, trying to sound smarter: "erm, yeah that's the wing creature??? Hes supposed to be there??? Pfft."
September 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
"Theres a creature on the wing of the plane!"
Me, trying to sound smarter: "erm, yeah that's the wing creature??? Hes supposed to be there??? Pfft."
Me, trying to sound smarter: "erm, yeah that's the wing creature??? Hes supposed to be there??? Pfft."
Listening to Bob Dylan with earphones is a survival horror experience
August 19, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Listening to Bob Dylan with earphones is a survival horror experience
Eating Chicken Basmatthew
August 19, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Eating Chicken Basmatthew
Has there ever been a theseus's poly relationship where all the original people are no longer in the polycule and it's all new people who never knew them
July 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Has there ever been a theseus's poly relationship where all the original people are no longer in the polycule and it's all new people who never knew them
A tattoo parlor that's free if you flash your artist.
It's called Tit 4 Tat
It's called Tit 4 Tat
July 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
A tattoo parlor that's free if you flash your artist.
It's called Tit 4 Tat
It's called Tit 4 Tat
Theres plus ones
But what about negative ones?
You're uninvited because I dont like your friends vibe
But what about negative ones?
You're uninvited because I dont like your friends vibe
July 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Theres plus ones
But what about negative ones?
You're uninvited because I dont like your friends vibe
But what about negative ones?
You're uninvited because I dont like your friends vibe
I'm a Wearing Pants typa guy
So this Take Your Pants Off weather isnt really gelling with what I've got going on
So this Take Your Pants Off weather isnt really gelling with what I've got going on
June 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I'm a Wearing Pants typa guy
So this Take Your Pants Off weather isnt really gelling with what I've got going on
So this Take Your Pants Off weather isnt really gelling with what I've got going on
In the smoking area, hittin that Penn Badgley
I'm boutta Gossip, Girl
I'm boutta Gossip, Girl
June 14, 2025 at 3:21 PM
In the smoking area, hittin that Penn Badgley
I'm boutta Gossip, Girl
I'm boutta Gossip, Girl
When I die I'm gonna take a gap year and reincarnate as a bee
June 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
When I die I'm gonna take a gap year and reincarnate as a bee
My favourite thing about Spongebob is that most of the characters are bald.
April 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
My favourite thing about Spongebob is that most of the characters are bald.
My life is missing a barista I have a crush on so I can spend every afternoon wallowing in the uncertainty of it all. 🥐
April 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
My life is missing a barista I have a crush on so I can spend every afternoon wallowing in the uncertainty of it all. 🥐