Husky Slacks
@huskyslacks.bsky.social
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Mohawk/Ger/QC
NY
Mohawk/Ger/QC
NY
It's feeling like Broke Bitch Summer
June 11, 2026 at 6:33 PM
It's feeling like Broke Bitch Summer
Spike Lee looking like George Clinton when they stopped letting him sing
June 11, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Spike Lee looking like George Clinton when they stopped letting him sing
Bikers lost all their toughness currency when they turned Maga. Don't let them merge, they ain't gonna do shit
May 16, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Bikers lost all their toughness currency when they turned Maga. Don't let them merge, they ain't gonna do shit
Doing the Lord's work
May 16, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Doing the Lord's work
I dont think George W Bush gets enough residual hate for giving us John Roberts. Same people who say "But Obama drone strike" let W become a fun grandpa meme
May 4, 2026 at 5:24 PM
I dont think George W Bush gets enough residual hate for giving us John Roberts. Same people who say "But Obama drone strike" let W become a fun grandpa meme
Well now I can't bring my nunchucks on Amtrak anymore, thanks a lot dude
April 27, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Well now I can't bring my nunchucks on Amtrak anymore, thanks a lot dude
Brent Crude is a perfect indie wrestler name
April 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Brent Crude is a perfect indie wrestler name
I knew John Fetterman was gonna start really losing his shit when we stopped seeing his CPAP mask indentations
March 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I knew John Fetterman was gonna start really losing his shit when we stopped seeing his CPAP mask indentations
MarkWayne Mullin is a good example of how you can be an enrolled tribal member but not be lower-case native in the slightest.
March 6, 2026 at 5:56 PM
MarkWayne Mullin is a good example of how you can be an enrolled tribal member but not be lower-case native in the slightest.
Sudden realization that sports teams at the White House always get McDonalds bc there won't be a need for pointy cutlery
March 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Sudden realization that sports teams at the White House always get McDonalds bc there won't be a need for pointy cutlery
It's gonna take a lot of bake sales to financially recover from this
Caine: "I am aware of the loss of 3 US Air Force F-15Es overnight in the region. I am grateful for the safety of the crews and we know this was not from hostile enemy fire. As this matter is under investigation, I'll not comment further on this."
March 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It's gonna take a lot of bake sales to financially recover from this
Mother, tell me the story of the Pink Pony Club again
March 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
Mother, tell me the story of the Pink Pony Club again
Got a new can't-lose business idea (buying out the Swarovski store stock of Shreks and then leasing them to podcasters at $250 a week)
March 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
Got a new can't-lose business idea (buying out the Swarovski store stock of Shreks and then leasing them to podcasters at $250 a week)
Operation Epstein Fury already seems like it's gone 12 hours longer than they planned for
March 2, 2026 at 4:28 AM
Operation Epstein Fury already seems like it's gone 12 hours longer than they planned for
Wish I could go back to that time the homies and I all took an unplanned trip to Guarma
February 13, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Wish I could go back to that time the homies and I all took an unplanned trip to Guarma
You guys, don't take home those abandoned Redbox machines unless you want a million groggy bees in your garage
February 13, 2026 at 12:01 AM
You guys, don't take home those abandoned Redbox machines unless you want a million groggy bees in your garage
For those dragging the MAGA outrage today, just think about how confusing the Bad Bunny sex dreams they had last night were for them
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
For those dragging the MAGA outrage today, just think about how confusing the Bad Bunny sex dreams they had last night were for them
"Did you watch the Mr Beast Salesforce ad in 2026? If so, you may be owed legal compensation..."
February 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
"Did you watch the Mr Beast Salesforce ad in 2026? If so, you may be owed legal compensation..."
This is the worst combined offensive performance in the history of Bad Bunny concerts
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
This is the worst combined offensive performance in the history of Bad Bunny concerts
It's officially the Slopperbowl now
February 9, 2026 at 1:03 AM
It's officially the Slopperbowl now
Pale Americans got a hard reset back to factory settings last year, but their original OS is from 1876: segregation, snake oil, open-air hard Rs, kids with measles, panning gold, taking child brides, worrying about heaven like it's real
February 7, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Pale Americans got a hard reset back to factory settings last year, but their original OS is from 1876: segregation, snake oil, open-air hard Rs, kids with measles, panning gold, taking child brides, worrying about heaven like it's real
The psychic blast of an interdimensional giant squid is sounding pretty appealing right now
February 6, 2026 at 3:07 PM
The psychic blast of an interdimensional giant squid is sounding pretty appealing right now
I see my prayers for the Prayer Breakfast were answered and Bad Grandpa mixed his benzos and uppers again
February 5, 2026 at 7:02 PM
I see my prayers for the Prayer Breakfast were answered and Bad Grandpa mixed his benzos and uppers again
DOJ treating the Epstein files like Marvel Studios does the X Men
January 30, 2026 at 7:56 PM
DOJ treating the Epstein files like Marvel Studios does the X Men