moron
hydroxymoron.bsky.social
moron
@hydroxymoron.bsky.social
Autism haver, science shitposter, internet trash enjoyer
Periwinkle sounds like in the land of fairies it would be an unsayable slur
September 6, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Went to clean out my Google drive and found it full of pokemon cry mp3s from generations 1-4. Lmfao
August 28, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Irritable sardonic character who exclusively uses sarcasm to describe how frustrated they are

&

Bright-eyed autistic character picking up absolutely zero subtext and having the time of their life
June 12, 2026 at 4:10 PM
A couple of years ago I had my job tell me to stop using words like "crazy" or "insane" because they are ableist.

That year they fired me for circumstances affected by my autism. They chose not to help me improve, and told me I had to leave that day. I'd worked there for 2 years.

Now THAT is crazy
June 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
A stong litmus test for whether someone is a Good Millenial or a Bad Millenial is how much they still care about harry potter. It provides so much info about their social circle and mental state
May 22, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I've seen ppl get mad abt agreeing w former MAGA when they speak up against certain injustices (Marjorie on Epstein, Tucker on data centers, Candace on Israel, etc)

I personally think it's cool to see bc it shows once even enemies are unbound by party lines we all agree on more than we think.
May 17, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Ragebait but real #mtg
April 19, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Reading the #witcher series and so far Geralt seems to enjoy participating in the trolley problem only when someone else has pulled the lever.

Like he will fix the track or w/e but trauma boy does NOT fuck with making even good decisions. My hot take
March 28, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Reposted by moron
This April we're doing environmental ed a little differently.

Join us for Biodiversitease: an Earth Day Cabaret!

We just don't see any reason why a bodacious bumblebee can't teach you about the critical role of pollinators, ya know?

This *will* sell out. Get tix now
Biodiversitease.eventbrite.com
February 9, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Reposted by moron
sorry you are dead
January 30, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Reposted by moron
How to get into nature.
January 20, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Please let me learn this this year
My coping strategy is taking initiative
January 17, 2026 at 3:25 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social I would love to know if it's possible to apply for the scishow residency program. Is there somewhere I can submit an application/portfolio?
December 12, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Mark my words they gave Samus a motorcycle because they want to put her in Mario Kart
December 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Its depressing and IM still going to fight but I really dk if were ever going to see actual collective push towards fixing the climate until theres some sort of catastrophic disaster that affects SO MANY PEOPLE that the world goes "ohh okay"

Like Californias old smog denialism but worse
November 24, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The skill floor for Aldi is high and it doesnt work for every build but the drop rates are incredible
August 1, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Bad youtube ads give me so much joy. Please tell me in great detail how i am pooping wrong
July 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Not to be intellectually superior but not once have i ever watched an animated movie and thought to myself "they should remake this as live-action"
June 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The Big Silly Event is live on twitch TOMORROW, at 7:00pm, EST. See you there!
Mark your calendars for a collaborative event between myself, @kitpigeon.bsky.social, and @hiimpie.live: happening live on twitch on Saturday, June 21st!

It's genuinely going to be special;
Nothing like this has ever been attempted before as far as I can tell...

Stay tuned for more info!
June 20, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Mark your calendars for a collaborative event between myself, @kitpigeon.bsky.social, and @hiimpie.live: happening live on twitch on Saturday, June 21st!

It's genuinely going to be special;
Nothing like this has ever been attempted before as far as I can tell...

Stay tuned for more info!
June 2, 2025 at 4:08 PM
A postmodern orchestra/chorus dedicated to interpreting and performing classic pieces as FAR from the standard as possible,while still following the sheet music to the letter. Anything not explicitly written into the original sheet music is open to interpretation. #ideas #music #postmodern
May 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
If it looks like shit,
smells like shit,
but you taste it and
it doesn't taste like shit, then
You're in the clear guys 👍 👍 💯
May 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Opinion I just made up:
Every city should be judged solely on the merits of its worst neighborhood. The beauty of your most gentrified area does not show how much the average citizen is thriving
May 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Ideally my hobby would be whimsically wandering to explore the world around me but alas! i live in the modern US and am afraid of being arrested for trespassing
May 27, 2025 at 5:40 PM
The funniest thing you can do to a mean comment on your video is give it the "creator heart" to thank them for their engagement and not reply
May 9, 2025 at 2:44 PM