Hyperchicken
@hyperchicken.bsky.social
music-man, audio-guy, chicken-friend
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gen z chernobyl is radiationmaxxed and iodine pilled
October 2, 2026 at 2:24 PM
gen z chernobyl is radiationmaxxed and iodine pilled
🎶 reach out and touch grass 🎶
September 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
🎶 reach out and touch grass 🎶
As an Illinois resident: I still, out of habit, call it the Sears Tower.
And I will still, out of habit, forget that Lake Ontario exists.
And I will still, out of habit, forget that Lake Ontario exists.
August 28, 2026 at 2:52 PM
As an Illinois resident: I still, out of habit, call it the Sears Tower.
And I will still, out of habit, forget that Lake Ontario exists.
And I will still, out of habit, forget that Lake Ontario exists.
newlyweds writing AI thank you cards like
July 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
newlyweds writing AI thank you cards like
i just woke up and the words in “Arby’s Beef & Cheddar, Curly Fries” are in alphabetical order
July 5, 2026 at 10:55 PM
i just woke up and the words in “Arby’s Beef & Cheddar, Curly Fries” are in alphabetical order
I once got in trouble at school for using “the q-word” 😔
July 1, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I once got in trouble at school for using “the q-word” 😔
Reposted by Hyperchicken
I know this is going to be funny/terrible, but it really does make me sad that this year should have been an incredible moment of joy in our nations capital. And creativity. And celebration. And reflection.
Instead, we get 25 people watching a band you’ve ever heard of.
Instead, we get 25 people watching a band you’ve ever heard of.
June 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I know this is going to be funny/terrible, but it really does make me sad that this year should have been an incredible moment of joy in our nations capital. And creativity. And celebration. And reflection.
Instead, we get 25 people watching a band you’ve ever heard of.
Instead, we get 25 people watching a band you’ve ever heard of.
when i’m 2% away but i’m thinking about turning my computer off
June 16, 2026 at 9:10 PM
when i’m 2% away but i’m thinking about turning my computer off
Schindler’s Birthday List:
[] Save 1,200 Jews
[] Protect Family
[] Hot Wheels
[] Save 1,200 Jews
[] Protect Family
[] Hot Wheels
June 2, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Schindler’s Birthday List:
[] Save 1,200 Jews
[] Protect Family
[] Hot Wheels
[] Save 1,200 Jews
[] Protect Family
[] Hot Wheels
the sopranos got it all wrong, if i’m making tony money first thing i’m buying is unlimited milanos
May 27, 2026 at 9:42 PM
the sopranos got it all wrong, if i’m making tony money first thing i’m buying is unlimited milanos
we need to revert AI chatbots back to the basics
April 28, 2026 at 3:32 PM
we need to revert AI chatbots back to the basics
Tonight i worked a local election for the first time in almost 20 years. And they are still using the SAME carts that I used back then. When they say municipal change is slow, they mean it.
March 18, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Tonight i worked a local election for the first time in almost 20 years. And they are still using the SAME carts that I used back then. When they say municipal change is slow, they mean it.
‘u pick 2’ antibiotics
March 17, 2026 at 2:51 PM
‘u pick 2’ antibiotics
looking at a list of recent food recalls and oh no oh fuck
March 16, 2026 at 4:48 AM
looking at a list of recent food recalls and oh no oh fuck
Bluey 4 Player Beat ‘em Up
March 2, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Bluey 4 Player Beat ‘em Up
title idea for the next one
February 21, 2026 at 7:36 PM
title idea for the next one
something about 9PM never feels right. 8:30PM slaps though
January 26, 2026 at 2:33 AM
something about 9PM never feels right. 8:30PM slaps though
Today I had a dream that I got called out in a work meeting for being on Steam and playing something called "Nutty Professor 2049"
January 19, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Today I had a dream that I got called out in a work meeting for being on Steam and playing something called "Nutty Professor 2049"
(looks at what google has become) we didn’t deserve Him
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
(looks at what google has become) we didn’t deserve Him
“w-what are you doing, Band of Step-Brothers??”
December 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
“w-what are you doing, Band of Step-Brothers??”
525,600 chrimbus
December 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
525,600 chrimbus
in a vein attempt to shield his ego, the prince whispered “I know the difference, it was just a typo”
December 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
in a vein attempt to shield his ego, the prince whispered “I know the difference, it was just a typo”
oohta wohppy ducktouch
or whatever furbies said
or whatever furbies said
December 8, 2025 at 9:32 PM
oohta wohppy ducktouch
or whatever furbies said
or whatever furbies said