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justdecaffeinated☕
@hyperhurricane.bsky.social
Calico • he/him • ♓ ♏ ♌ • INFJ • 9w1 || probably the demon in your closet || https://justdecaffeinated.carrd.co/ || PFP @ atelierapricity
I was reminded of the spirit of the harvest moon from courage the cowardly dog that shit spooked me a hell lot i could NOT look at the screen because what the hell is that man. can't place it in the timeline either so special mention ig!
October 5, 2026 at 3:08 PM
that movie marathon wasn't even for halloween, we just had a neighbor moving out and the older kids said we could watch horror movies so we could stay up before the move next day. i kinda was already nodding off for the other three but I was still wide awake for The Ring
October 5, 2026 at 7:08 AM
exactly. im glad we have this agreement
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August 11, 2026 at 2:28 AM
did you WANT it to be on his tits???
August 10, 2026 at 2:35 AM
my last brain cell: haha ass
August 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
the real cosmic horror is not knowing what they actually are and sometimes thats ok
June 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM
the guy who wrote the soleil lore: yea idk what they are either
June 11, 2026 at 6:07 AM
yea but you didn't get to hear my noises of confusion as i try to decode the local post office's tracker's mystifying language use
May 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
I've held this bag hostage for 5 weeks you have no idea how much i've had to keep myself from spoiling the surprise 😂
May 23, 2026 at 1:03 PM
no thoughts behind those eyes
April 29, 2026 at 3:57 AM
he
April 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
then use a giant aspirator like the thing they use to clear baby snot!!!!
April 3, 2026 at 4:51 AM
Just scoop up Zham's innards with a dust pan. It's not that hard, Loki 🙄
April 2, 2026 at 3:11 AM