Hysterical Female
@hystericalfemale.bsky.social
Emo Mondays with Medusa! Choose your own feeling adventure!
September 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Emo Mondays with Medusa! Choose your own feeling adventure!
The first entries in Medusa’s Mood Manual have been published! Choose your own feeling adventure!
September 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The first entries in Medusa’s Mood Manual have been published! Choose your own feeling adventure!
Who needs Yelp when you’ve got bathroom stall sightings? Seattle, consider yourself clawed 🔪🐾
#HystericalFemale #KillahKitty #Ssssspotted #SnakeItTilYouMakeIt #StickerSighting #BathroomGraffiti #HFOnTheLoose #MedusaApproved #etsyshop #shopwomenowned
#HystericalFemale #KillahKitty #Ssssspotted #SnakeItTilYouMakeIt #StickerSighting #BathroomGraffiti #HFOnTheLoose #MedusaApproved #etsyshop #shopwomenowned
September 21, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Who needs Yelp when you’ve got bathroom stall sightings? Seattle, consider yourself clawed 🔪🐾
#HystericalFemale #KillahKitty #Ssssspotted #SnakeItTilYouMakeIt #StickerSighting #BathroomGraffiti #HFOnTheLoose #MedusaApproved #etsyshop #shopwomenowned
#HystericalFemale #KillahKitty #Ssssspotted #SnakeItTilYouMakeIt #StickerSighting #BathroomGraffiti #HFOnTheLoose #MedusaApproved #etsyshop #shopwomenowned
#HystericalFemaleCrushFriday belongs to OG meta queen Frida Kahlo, whose eyebrows had more conviction than most people’s entire personalities. They called her a surrealist. She said she just painted her truth. They said she was too political, too provocative, too self-obsessed. She said:
September 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
#HystericalFemaleCrushFriday belongs to OG meta queen Frida Kahlo, whose eyebrows had more conviction than most people’s entire personalities. They called her a surrealist. She said she just painted her truth. They said she was too political, too provocative, too self-obsessed. She said:
Welcome to Coven Craft Club 🖤 Today’s spell: transforming a unisex tee into your new favorite DIY crop top. No sewing required, just scissors + sass. Our Hiss and Tell Blog has the full ritual:
www.hystericalfemaleshop.com/how-to-a-you...
This post features our Venus Fly Trap “Maneater” tee.
www.hystericalfemaleshop.com/how-to-a-you...
This post features our Venus Fly Trap “Maneater” tee.
September 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Welcome to Coven Craft Club 🖤 Today’s spell: transforming a unisex tee into your new favorite DIY crop top. No sewing required, just scissors + sass. Our Hiss and Tell Blog has the full ritual:
www.hystericalfemaleshop.com/how-to-a-you...
This post features our Venus Fly Trap “Maneater” tee.
www.hystericalfemaleshop.com/how-to-a-you...
This post features our Venus Fly Trap “Maneater” tee.
Barefaced, not bedridden. 🤒
#HystericalFemale #WorkplaceWTF #WorkplaceWisdom #RelatableAF #EverydaySexism #PatriarchyProblems
#HystericalFemale #WorkplaceWTF #WorkplaceWisdom #RelatableAF #EverydaySexism #PatriarchyProblems
August 27, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Barefaced, not bedridden. 🤒
#HystericalFemale #WorkplaceWTF #WorkplaceWisdom #RelatableAF #EverydaySexism #PatriarchyProblems
#HystericalFemale #WorkplaceWTF #WorkplaceWisdom #RelatableAF #EverydaySexism #PatriarchyProblems
Life’s too short to be background music. Make your own noise. Hysterical! The Album tees available now. Shop link in bio.
#hystericalfemale #retrovinyl #musictees #etsy #shopsmallbusinesses #shopfemaleowned
#hystericalfemale #retrovinyl #musictees #etsy #shopsmallbusinesses #shopfemaleowned
August 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Life’s too short to be background music. Make your own noise. Hysterical! The Album tees available now. Shop link in bio.
#hystericalfemale #retrovinyl #musictees #etsy #shopsmallbusinesses #shopfemaleowned
#hystericalfemale #retrovinyl #musictees #etsy #shopsmallbusinesses #shopfemaleowned
This revolution will be accessorized… with pockets.
August 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
This revolution will be accessorized… with pockets.
POV: taylorswift calls Medusa for a collab and the tracklist goes full 🐍✨❤️🔥
#TheLifeOfAShowgirl #taylorswift #hystericalfemale #etsy #shopfemaleowned #womensupportingwomen #womenownedsmallbusiness #snakeittilyoumakeit #taylornation
#TheLifeOfAShowgirl #taylorswift #hystericalfemale #etsy #shopfemaleowned #womensupportingwomen #womenownedsmallbusiness #snakeittilyoumakeit #taylornation
August 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
POV: taylorswift calls Medusa for a collab and the tracklist goes full 🐍✨❤️🔥
#TheLifeOfAShowgirl #taylorswift #hystericalfemale #etsy #shopfemaleowned #womensupportingwomen #womenownedsmallbusiness #snakeittilyoumakeit #taylornation
#TheLifeOfAShowgirl #taylorswift #hystericalfemale #etsy #shopfemaleowned #womensupportingwomen #womenownedsmallbusiness #snakeittilyoumakeit #taylornation
A little patriotism. A little paganism. 100% perfect all-American witch 🖤 Shop link in bio.
#allamericanwitch #witchcore #hatobsessed #hystericalfemale #etsy #etsyshop #shopsmall #etsyfind #supportwomenownedbusinesses
#allamericanwitch #witchcore #hatobsessed #hystericalfemale #etsy #etsyshop #shopsmall #etsyfind #supportwomenownedbusinesses
August 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
A little patriotism. A little paganism. 100% perfect all-American witch 🖤 Shop link in bio.
#allamericanwitch #witchcore #hatobsessed #hystericalfemale #etsy #etsyshop #shopsmall #etsyfind #supportwomenownedbusinesses
#allamericanwitch #witchcore #hatobsessed #hystericalfemale #etsy #etsyshop #shopsmall #etsyfind #supportwomenownedbusinesses
It’s not me, it’s you.
Hysterical Female UFO vinyl die-cut stickers available now in our shop. Link in bio.
Hysterical Female UFO vinyl die-cut stickers available now in our shop. Link in bio.
July 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It’s not me, it’s you.
Hysterical Female UFO vinyl die-cut stickers available now in our shop. Link in bio.
Hysterical Female UFO vinyl die-cut stickers available now in our shop. Link in bio.
Bite back.
Etsy shop link in bio.
Etsy shop link in bio.
July 5, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Bite back.
Etsy shop link in bio.
Etsy shop link in bio.
Just a girl, standing in front of the patriarchy, turning men to stone.
June 27, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Just a girl, standing in front of the patriarchy, turning men to stone.
Botanically beautiful. Legally inadmissible.
DISCLAIMER FOR LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. That shit is genuinely Pretty Deadly. Also, NO TOMS WERE HARMED in the making of this post. Tom is fine. We promise! Proof of life coming soon.
DISCLAIMER FOR LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. That shit is genuinely Pretty Deadly. Also, NO TOMS WERE HARMED in the making of this post. Tom is fine. We promise! Proof of life coming soon.
June 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Botanically beautiful. Legally inadmissible.
DISCLAIMER FOR LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. That shit is genuinely Pretty Deadly. Also, NO TOMS WERE HARMED in the making of this post. Tom is fine. We promise! Proof of life coming soon.
DISCLAIMER FOR LEGAL PURPOSES: Do NOT give anyone oleander. Ever. That shit is genuinely Pretty Deadly. Also, NO TOMS WERE HARMED in the making of this post. Tom is fine. We promise! Proof of life coming soon.
You call it hysteria—we call it Tuesday.
June 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
You call it hysteria—we call it Tuesday.
Welcome to the coven.
June 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Welcome to the coven.
Some girls wear bows. Some grow snakes.
June 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Some girls wear bows. Some grow snakes.
Resistance has never looked so good.
February 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Resistance has never looked so good.
You can’t spell “menu” without M-E-N 🧂🖤🍴
February 15, 2025 at 5:41 AM
You can’t spell “menu” without M-E-N 🧂🖤🍴