Ian Callipydge
@iancallipydge.bsky.social
father - writer - comedian - professional disc golfer - Trekkie - pianist - callipygian
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Ian Callipydge
@iancallipydge.bsky.social
· Jul 25
I was stuck behind this RV for hours. I really wanted to pass them but I thought that might be Darude. #dadjokes
It's weird to me how every article about Tim Curry brings up Rocky Horror first, a movie he went to great lengths to not discuss, largely distancing himself from it for his entire storied career.
For me, he'll always be Wadsworth, the humble butler. RIP, legend.
For me, he'll always be Wadsworth, the humble butler. RIP, legend.
August 27, 2026 at 5:38 PM
It's weird to me how every article about Tim Curry brings up Rocky Horror first, a movie he went to great lengths to not discuss, largely distancing himself from it for his entire storied career.
For me, he'll always be Wadsworth, the humble butler. RIP, legend.
For me, he'll always be Wadsworth, the humble butler. RIP, legend.
Me: That's s wild coincidence that the first three random posts I see are about Dolly Part-- oh.
RIP, legend
RIP, legend
August 25, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Me: That's s wild coincidence that the first three random posts I see are about Dolly Part-- oh.
RIP, legend
RIP, legend
Make a band bigger
Tony! Toni! Toné! Tonie! Toney! Tohnee! T'owe-knee!
Tony! Toni! Toné! Tonie! Toney! Tohnee! T'owe-knee!
Make a band bigger
Maroon 8
Maroon 8
August 24, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Make a band bigger
Tony! Toni! Toné! Tonie! Toney! Tohnee! T'owe-knee!
Tony! Toni! Toné! Tonie! Toney! Tohnee! T'owe-knee!
If sex with me were a musical it would be Diddler on the Boob.
if sex with me were a musical it would be Lays Miserables
August 22, 2026 at 2:51 PM
If sex with me were a musical it would be Diddler on the Boob.
Don't let anyone tell you what to do.
August 12, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Don't let anyone tell you what to do.
Annie, are you Oakley,
So Annie, are you Oakley?
Are you Oakley, Annie?
So Annie, are you Oakley?
Are you Oakley, Annie?
August 11, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Annie, are you Oakley,
So Annie, are you Oakley?
Are you Oakley, Annie?
So Annie, are you Oakley?
Are you Oakley, Annie?
All right. One like = one ludicrous lie about myself.
August 11, 2026 at 2:34 PM
All right. One like = one ludicrous lie about myself.
I pride myself in the broad diversity of music I listen to on a daily basis, but on the release day of the new album by @themountaingoats.bsky.social, today I only listen to The Mountain Goats.
August 7, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I pride myself in the broad diversity of music I listen to on a daily basis, but on the release day of the new album by @themountaingoats.bsky.social, today I only listen to The Mountain Goats.
I never understood the phrase "throw your hands in the air like you just don't care".
Isn't that just an exaggerated shrug?
Isn't that just an exaggerated shrug?
July 27, 2026 at 4:26 PM
I never understood the phrase "throw your hands in the air like you just don't care".
Isn't that just an exaggerated shrug?
Isn't that just an exaggerated shrug?
I still remember Justin Masterson's immaculate inning for the Indians. Go Big Rig!
July 23, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I still remember Justin Masterson's immaculate inning for the Indians. Go Big Rig!
July 12, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Shouting into the abyss has gotten me nowhere. Time to make sluteyes into the abyss.
July 11, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Shouting into the abyss has gotten me nowhere. Time to make sluteyes into the abyss.
So excited to use my severly sprained ankle as an excuse to binge watch Love Island! So. Many. Abs!
jk
I'm watching my wife play Skyrim. Like a *good* husband.
jk
I'm watching my wife play Skyrim. Like a *good* husband.
July 3, 2026 at 2:41 AM
So excited to use my severly sprained ankle as an excuse to binge watch Love Island! So. Many. Abs!
jk
I'm watching my wife play Skyrim. Like a *good* husband.
jk
I'm watching my wife play Skyrim. Like a *good* husband.
Am I the only one who misses awful, nightmare-enducing AI that made famous celebrities doing everyday tasks look like demon monsters plotting against the world while holding forks created by Salvador Dali?
June 24, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Am I the only one who misses awful, nightmare-enducing AI that made famous celebrities doing everyday tasks look like demon monsters plotting against the world while holding forks created by Salvador Dali?
Happy Father's Day to all the hardworking single moms out there making it work. Also to all the dads. #FathersDay
June 21, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Happy Father's Day to all the hardworking single moms out there making it work. Also to all the dads. #FathersDay
Some days, I actively fight the perception that I am the old man I am rapidly becoming.
Other days, like today, I stumble on the soundtrack for Ken Burns's Civil War documentary on Spotify and I'm all "yes please"!
Other days, like today, I stumble on the soundtrack for Ken Burns's Civil War documentary on Spotify and I'm all "yes please"!
June 15, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Some days, I actively fight the perception that I am the old man I am rapidly becoming.
Other days, like today, I stumble on the soundtrack for Ken Burns's Civil War documentary on Spotify and I'm all "yes please"!
Other days, like today, I stumble on the soundtrack for Ken Burns's Civil War documentary on Spotify and I'm all "yes please"!
I suffer from ear.
June 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I suffer from ear.
At Reno's Riverfest. My daughter in law booked us a VIP table with free drink and food tix. And now I'm hearing a 90's cover band with a female singer cover Man in the Box. Life is pretty good.
June 1, 2026 at 12:39 AM
At Reno's Riverfest. My daughter in law booked us a VIP table with free drink and food tix. And now I'm hearing a 90's cover band with a female singer cover Man in the Box. Life is pretty good.
Life's been rough lately, but I'm spending this evening outside with my family enjoying a fire on the porch. #RecognizingTheSmallVictories.
May 31, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Life's been rough lately, but I'm spending this evening outside with my family enjoying a fire on the porch. #RecognizingTheSmallVictories.
Ah yes, Nightwish, that famous pop band.
May 22, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Ah yes, Nightwish, that famous pop band.
Man, Schrödinger's cat must really fuck with the feline census.
May 20, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Man, Schrödinger's cat must really fuck with the feline census.
Break a leg tonight @themountaingoats.bsky.social. If you see someone with a Hail Satam hoodie in the nosebleeds (because that's how theater lighting works), wave.
May 17, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Break a leg tonight @themountaingoats.bsky.social. If you see someone with a Hail Satam hoodie in the nosebleeds (because that's how theater lighting works), wave.
Just saw a (double A) game that ended on back-to-back suicide squeezes. As @slangsonsports.bsky.social would say, isn't baseball the best?
May 17, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Just saw a (double A) game that ended on back-to-back suicide squeezes. As @slangsonsports.bsky.social would say, isn't baseball the best?