Ian Gary
@iangary.bsky.social
Anti fascist. Pro art. Booze hound. Hound hound.
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what if Canada just declared this America's flag, and started using it on their literature and websites
August 29, 2026 at 11:55 PM
what if Canada just declared this America's flag, and started using it on their literature and websites
Important info re: ICE’s new evil power gloves.
Stole this from the comments because this shit shouldn't be behind a paywall.
August 14, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Important info re: ICE’s new evil power gloves.
I’m tired, boss.
If you've ever wondered what AC Slater is up to aside from being MAGA, turns out he's posting weird AI fetish content about his niece....?
August 4, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I’m tired, boss.
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Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!
Sunken Nazi warships resurface as water levels drop
Scuttled German WW2 warships have reemerged from the Danube in drought-hit Europe.
www.reuters.com
July 31, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Help! My symbolism! It's so overt! And very explicit!
Whoever’s running the simulation just took their Econ 101 class.
When crime goes up, the media cries out how rising crime hurts us.
When crime goes down, the media cries out about how ... DECLINING crime hurts us.
When crime goes down, the media cries out about how ... DECLINING crime hurts us.
Auto glass repair businesses suffer as Oakland break-ins decline
A decline in car break-ins across Oakland is being welcomed as a public safety win, but it is also contributing to a downturn for some local auto glass repair businesses.
www.ktvu.com
July 27, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Whoever’s running the simulation just took their Econ 101 class.
I wonder if it was the exploding or the collapsing or the not working or the looking like shit?
bloomberg has a fun article today arguing that the Cybertruck is the biggest flop in automotive history. it includes this glorious graph.
July 26, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I wonder if it was the exploding or the collapsing or the not working or the looking like shit?
First they came for the men who sucked the blood out of their sons penises, and I did nothing...
good news, everybody! that pre-immortal ceo who was harvesting his son's lifeforce is crashing out and comparing himself to "Gilgamesh, Asclepius, and Jesus"
![Bryan Johnson @bryan_johnson
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The world wants me to die. My incurable disease diagnosis became global news. It was omnipresent on social media and 1,900 articles were written in a matter of days. Many were saddened. However, joy dominated the commentary.
[so many words later...]
I deserved it because I challenged death. The crowd was running a deeply rooted psychological script that represents the oldest, most deeply embedded stories of human culture. This was the first story ever written down, 4,000 years ago. Gilgamesh sought eternal life after losing someone he loved, only to have the plant of youth stolen by a serpent as he bathed. Leaving him to accept his mortality.
[even more words later.]
For if death is inevitable, their existence and that of their loved ones is justified and unavoidable. If death is not inevitable, nothing about their reality is safe. I occupy the same philosophical and archetypal position as Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hlx6oefypliizxxuqf435awt/bafkreih5uvs6dnypeyx2llvituszk3by2ck445piif3icndk6fbfgytama)
July 14, 2026 at 1:26 AM
First they came for the men who sucked the blood out of their sons penises, and I did nothing...
Brother you have got to be kidding me with these Dems.
July 14, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Brother you have got to be kidding me with these Dems.
It also comes with this awesome black mirror face.
Nice last thing to see as I struggle to fight its nimble fingers off my throat.
Nice last thing to see as I struggle to fight its nimble fingers off my throat.
July 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
It also comes with this awesome black mirror face.
Nice last thing to see as I struggle to fight its nimble fingers off my throat.
Nice last thing to see as I struggle to fight its nimble fingers off my throat.
There will be many historical assessments of the Republicans in the not too distant future. The consensus will be “Yeah I dunno man. They were just a bunch of light-speed stupid motherfuckers I don’t know what to tell you.”
NEW: The Associated Press has called the Colorado GOP Gov primary for ministry leader Victor Marx.
Here is my interview with Marx in May about his unsubstantiated claims, the number of people he's killed as a civilian, and the exorcisms he performs.
Here is my interview with Marx in May about his unsubstantiated claims, the number of people he's killed as a civilian, and the exorcisms he performs.
Here is my full 30 minute interview with the Republican frontrunner for Colorado Governor: youtu.be/KywOV9EkNFg?...
July 10, 2026 at 2:05 AM
There will be many historical assessments of the Republicans in the not too distant future. The consensus will be “Yeah I dunno man. They were just a bunch of light-speed stupid motherfuckers I don’t know what to tell you.”
“Hopped up on surgery”
Sean Davis, CEO and co-founder of The Federalist, says he walks around worrying that someone who's hopped up on hormones and Trans surgeries is going to try and kill him.
July 9, 2026 at 3:45 AM
“Hopped up on surgery”
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they're gonna do another J6 because someone suggested they don't get struck by lightning
July 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
they're gonna do another J6 because someone suggested they don't get struck by lightning
Never once has this man made me regret my Weird Alcoholism. A national treasure.
Weird Al: "I said, ‘Oh well, yeah, sure, I could do that.’ And then a week before we’re supposed to shoot it, I find out this is AI. And I thought, ‘Oh no, I can’t be the poster boy for AI, forget it.’"
variety.com/2026/biz/new...
variety.com/2026/biz/new...
‘Weird Al’ Yankovic Pulled Out of AI Ad Despite Offer to Make a ‘Nice Pile of Money’: ‘I Can’t Be the Poster Boy for AI’
Weird Al Yankovic revealed he was offered “a nice pile of money” to appear in a commercial but backed out after realizing it would involve AI.
variety.com
July 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Never once has this man made me regret my Weird Alcoholism. A national treasure.
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Ok I’ve solved the Bluesky US flag argument this is what we’re gonna fly from now on so you know We Don’t Mean It That Way
July 3, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Ok I’ve solved the Bluesky US flag argument this is what we’re gonna fly from now on so you know We Don’t Mean It That Way
The world is run by all the losers from school. The flat out dorks. The guys with no game. The dumbest jocks. And now, the guys who couldn’t handle their drugs.
FFS dude, build a tolerance before you go on a conference call like this.
FFS dude, build a tolerance before you go on a conference call like this.
Palantir CEO Alex Karp couldn’t stay seated in his chair as he proudly stated: 'We kill people sometimes', while speaking to shareholders. (Feb 2026)
July 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
The world is run by all the losers from school. The flat out dorks. The guys with no game. The dumbest jocks. And now, the guys who couldn’t handle their drugs.
FFS dude, build a tolerance before you go on a conference call like this.
FFS dude, build a tolerance before you go on a conference call like this.
Everything else has been awesome. But this brought a tear to my eye.
July 1, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Everything else has been awesome. But this brought a tear to my eye.
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Obviously this is a dipshit opinion. But since I sometimes see people on the left rolling their eyes about those signs, I just want you all to know that the other night some lost Black teens came to our house after taking the wrong bus and we were able to get them home. Why’d they pick us? Signs.
Vance: People hang out those hideous signs in their yard that say, "in this house we believe blah blah blah blah blah. You know, love is love, science is science, whatever. No person is illegal." That sign is such a disgusting butchering of the Nicene Creed
June 30, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Obviously this is a dipshit opinion. But since I sometimes see people on the left rolling their eyes about those signs, I just want you all to know that the other night some lost Black teens came to our house after taking the wrong bus and we were able to get them home. Why’d they pick us? Signs.
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In awe of this attempted spelling of “aficionado”
June 28, 2026 at 9:32 PM
In awe of this attempted spelling of “aficionado”
What’s so amazing is, this is @newyorkstateag.bsky.social Letitia James. Someone right in the crosshairs of Trump BECAUSE Democrats are so do nothing and weak.
Money and status make people insane. I like steak frites too hon, but damn, something’s gotta give.
Money and status make people insane. I like steak frites too hon, but damn, something’s gotta give.
It is really fascinating to me seeing machine folks take the insider talk to the outside this way.
Voters don't like hearing that they aren't supposed to decide, that candidates should wait their turn and kiss the ring and secure senior officials' blessing before making their case to the electorate
Voters don't like hearing that they aren't supposed to decide, that candidates should wait their turn and kiss the ring and secure senior officials' blessing before making their case to the electorate
“All of us are a little frustrated with the Democratic Party. But you don’t blow it up. That’s what MAGA has done.” - Tish James on Mamdani 👀😳
June 25, 2026 at 2:45 AM
What’s so amazing is, this is @newyorkstateag.bsky.social Letitia James. Someone right in the crosshairs of Trump BECAUSE Democrats are so do nothing and weak.
Money and status make people insane. I like steak frites too hon, but damn, something’s gotta give.
Money and status make people insane. I like steak frites too hon, but damn, something’s gotta give.
ahhhhhhahahahahaa
Thank you Facebook Memories for teeing up this from 2020.
Someone found the podcast that Chris D'Elia discovered you could screenshot Snapchats in real time and the faces are fucking wild.
Someone found the podcast that Chris D'Elia discovered you could screenshot Snapchats in real time and the faces are fucking wild.
June 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
ahhhhhhahahahahaa
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Yeah, that’s the America I grew up in. When I say the anti-trans playbook now is the same playbook as they ran in the 90s against gay people, I mean the SAME
For my latest video, I found this absolute masterpiece of a Clinton smear ad from 1995. Is this YOUR vision for a better America???
June 22, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Yeah, that’s the America I grew up in. When I say the anti-trans playbook now is the same playbook as they ran in the 90s against gay people, I mean the SAME
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Nobody is ever allowed to talk about rugged individualism ever again.
Zuckerberg is such disgusting toadie for Trump that he had his CHILD write a suck up letter www.nytimes.com/2026/06/18/u...
June 19, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Nobody is ever allowed to talk about rugged individualism ever again.
I am a beneficiary of the @funkelly.bsky.social bump industrial complex. #DoinNumbers
June 15, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I am a beneficiary of the @funkelly.bsky.social bump industrial complex. #DoinNumbers
Guys who can’t even tie a tie run the world.
my man looking like the baby from the Teletubby sun grew up to be an alcoholic
June 15, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Guys who can’t even tie a tie run the world.