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iannlou.bsky.social
@iannlou.bsky.social
Former aether pirate laid low by sky kraken's & gin. Crash landed in Cambridge. Fan of Liverpool FC, coffee & steampunk. Opinions expressed may be mine.
Why is the political wing of Crypto Currency creeps talking about launching their own TV channel when they already have GBeebies?

Is it an attempt to get rid of the millions they got “gifted”?

Is GBeebies about to close (1 of its backers getting tired of the continual losses)?

Is it both?
October 7, 2026 at 5:53 PM
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Archer’s resignation from the London mayoral race after it was revealed he lied in court was the thing that got Paul Foot up from his sickbed and contributing again, having first started chronicling Archer’s lies and misdemeanours in 1969.

From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 992, December 1999.
October 6, 2026 at 5:11 PM
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The person responsible for carrying out the totally independent investigation into Reform and clearing the party of all wrongdoing has been identified.
October 7, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Autumn Weather Module Installation: ›››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››››› Installation complete.

El Nino Sub-Module Downloading: .........
October 7, 2026 at 2:43 PM
'Hi Kemi. It's Michelle from Mone Defensive Procurement. I understand you are interested in our Iron Sky-shield system. The cost? About the same as a modest 120 foot yacht."
October 7, 2026 at 12:32 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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This Is 👇 Who KegsBreath Is.......
October 6, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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Seriously 👇
October 6, 2026 at 10:19 PM
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October 7, 2026 at 5:09 AM
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It's like watching Bart Simpson doing a classroom presentation in front of Mrs Krabappel after zero preparation.
"I'm not a defence expert."

Even by Kemi Badenoch's lamentable standards, this is agonising. Just give thanks she will never, ever be Prime Minister. 🙏

#politicslive
October 6, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 12:57 PM
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Reform Councillor and group leader Ryan Coogan has been arrested for making false statements on nomination papers. It’s a mystery why a party whose leadership are under investigation by the police, NCA and Parliamentary Commissioner seems to attract so many dodgy characters...
October 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
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October 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
And if they balk at a 60 point deduction, point out that Forest got a 4 point deduction.

Multiply that by 114 and it equals 91 points over 5 seasons.

Multiply it by Everton’s it’s 137 …
Idea (if the appeal fails):
- all titles that Cheaty won are declared void (the Armstrong principle)
- a £750m fine
- a five year transfer ban
- a 5 year 60 point deduction per season, applicable immediately &, once they come back up, it carries on being served until the 5 years are completed
October 6, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Idea (if the appeal fails):
- all titles that Cheaty won are declared void (the Armstrong principle)
- a £750m fine
- a five year transfer ban
- a 5 year 60 point deduction per season, applicable immediately &, once they come back up, it carries on being served until the 5 years are completed
October 6, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Idea for the Democrats: a massive ad campaign (billboards, tv, online, papers etc) for the next month, which simply features a Manila folder labelled “The Epstein Files” with Trump standing behind it.

And the strapline

G.O.P.
Guardians Of Peadophiles
October 6, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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Time to LOCK UP
🇷🇺Putin'sPEDOPullToy Pretendident squatting in our People's House,
grifting and robbing us blind; InsiderTrading MarketManipulating War Profiteering...
Now asking Iran to BOMB
LA & SD?
NOT funny, Fatty.
LOCK HIM UP.

#ToppleTheGeriatricToddler #UntRUmptheWorld #EpsteintRUmpCoverUp
October 6, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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Telling Iran to take out LA or San Diego is about as an unhinged statement a American president could possibly make.
I wish he would get the hell out of our lives.
October 6, 2026 at 12:16 PM
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Let's make this easy. If you voted for him once, I'm not interested in your opinion on anything. If you voted for him 3 times, stay the fuck away from me.
October 6, 2026 at 10:19 AM
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Who you gonna believe, the lying liar or your own eyes? 👀
October 6, 2026 at 9:25 AM
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Clever twats
October 6, 2026 at 2:47 PM