Ricardo Gutiérrez
@icaito.bsky.social
Current: Pol Dir The Comedy Resistance; Former: Spanish Content Dir @BernieSanders | Trans Rights Or Else | 𓅃
The Venn diagram between the people who voted for Spencer Pratt and the people who thought The Colbert Report was real is a circle.
June 7, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The Venn diagram between the people who voted for Spencer Pratt and the people who thought The Colbert Report was real is a circle.
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For anyone surprised by Jared Polis, here’s how he described himself in high school
May 22, 2026 at 7:00 PM
For anyone surprised by Jared Polis, here’s how he described himself in high school
PSA: Anyone rescinding their endorsement of Swalwell and/or asking him to drop out of the #CAGov race but stopping at that and not demanding he resigns his House seat is not your ally.
April 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
PSA: Anyone rescinding their endorsement of Swalwell and/or asking him to drop out of the #CAGov race but stopping at that and not demanding he resigns his House seat is not your ally.
what we need is a Mexican pastry shop called Wu-Tang Flan
April 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM
what we need is a Mexican pastry shop called Wu-Tang Flan
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are they also demanding he resign immediately
Democrats withdraw endorsements of Eric Swalwell and demand he end bid for California governor
Democrats withdraw endorsements of Eric Swalwell and demand he end bid for California governor | CNN Politics
Rep. Eric Swalwell’s bid for the California governor’s office was reeling Friday as staffers resigned and top Democratic supporters withdrew their endorsements in the wake of allegations of sexual misconduct.
www.cnn.com
April 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
are they also demanding he resign immediately
Trump would be absolutely furious if he knew what the 25th amendment is
April 8, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Trump would be absolutely furious if he knew what the 25th amendment is
Broke: The Emperor has no clothes
Woke: The Emperor has no heart
Bespoke: The Emperor has no brain
Woke: The Emperor has no heart
Bespoke: The Emperor has no brain
April 7, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Broke: The Emperor has no clothes
Woke: The Emperor has no heart
Bespoke: The Emperor has no brain
Woke: The Emperor has no heart
Bespoke: The Emperor has no brain
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I was walking down the street with my camera and these guys started to kinda sorta catcall me, saying "girl, take our photo!" so I took a portrait of the guy who asked and his friends and it turned out extremely fucking good? I gave him my number and sent it to him.
April 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I was walking down the street with my camera and these guys started to kinda sorta catcall me, saying "girl, take our photo!" so I took a portrait of the guy who asked and his friends and it turned out extremely fucking good? I gave him my number and sent it to him.
when it happens it’ll be like a three day long mexican quinceañera
April 6, 2026 at 4:29 PM
when it happens it’ll be like a three day long mexican quinceañera
white fetish porn is known as beigetiality
April 5, 2026 at 5:39 AM
white fetish porn is known as beigetiality
historians will eventually call this one The Stupidest War
April 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
historians will eventually call this one The Stupidest War
too many baked goods not enough baked evils
April 2, 2026 at 10:20 PM
too many baked goods not enough baked evils
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Artemis II this, Artemis II that -- more like time to live más bc happy hour is back at Taco Bell and it's T-35 minutes until Blast
a glass of mtn dew with ice and a waterfall in the background
Alt: a glass of baja blast with ice and a waterfall in the background
media.tenor.com
April 2, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Artemis II this, Artemis II that -- more like time to live más bc happy hour is back at Taco Bell and it's T-35 minutes until Blast
when even the reactionaries at the economist are dunking on your dumbass
April 2, 2026 at 1:17 PM
when even the reactionaries at the economist are dunking on your dumbass
when it comes to third world countries texas takes the cake
April 1, 2026 at 2:16 AM
when it comes to third world countries texas takes the cake
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When it happens there will be more drunk people in the streets at 10am than there were in Boston in 2004 after the Sox won the World Series.
bro when it happens there will be entire highways closed down as block parties
March 31, 2026 at 4:17 AM
When it happens there will be more drunk people in the streets at 10am than there were in Boston in 2004 after the Sox won the World Series.
bro when it happens there will be entire highways closed down as block parties
March 31, 2026 at 4:10 AM
bro when it happens there will be entire highways closed down as block parties
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We’re gonna register 50,000 new voters — and mobilize more than 500,000 voters — in crucial battlegrounds for the 2026 midterms, and we need you onboard! It's gonna be all hands on deck, with @volcanojess.com so join us, chip in and help us unfuck the USA. #fightthegoodfight #unionstrong #fuckICE
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
We’re gonna register 50,000 new voters — and mobilize more than 500,000 voters — in crucial battlegrounds for the 2026 midterms, and we need you onboard! It's gonna be all hands on deck, with @volcanojess.com so join us, chip in and help us unfuck the USA. #fightthegoodfight #unionstrong #fuckICE
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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Great night raising money for IATSE Local 800 members and The Comedy Resistance tonight! Huge thanks to The Comedy Store and the brilliant comedians. And of course, it was great to see @pattonoswalt.bsky.social again. 💙
January 24, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Great night raising money for IATSE Local 800 members and The Comedy Resistance tonight! Huge thanks to The Comedy Store and the brilliant comedians. And of course, it was great to see @pattonoswalt.bsky.social again. 💙
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Tonight, I missed a virtual forum with Indivisible Edgewater.
I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents.
Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.
I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents.
Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Tonight, I missed a virtual forum with Indivisible Edgewater.
I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents.
Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.
I want to apologize and explain my absence, as well as reaffirm my commitment to being accessible to any and all 9th District residents.
Once again, I’m very sorry for this and we are trying to reschedule for another time.
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November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Accelerating the already rapid decay in the material conditions of more than 100 million people in the United States is quite a choice.
In the minds of these Democratic senators, the worsening effects will result in more maladies Trump can be blamed for.
But at what cost?
In the minds of these Democratic senators, the worsening effects will result in more maladies Trump can be blamed for.
But at what cost?
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Accelerating the already rapid decay in the material conditions of more than 100 million people in the United States is quite a choice.
In the minds of these Democratic senators, the worsening effects will result in more maladies Trump can be blamed for.
But at what cost?
In the minds of these Democratic senators, the worsening effects will result in more maladies Trump can be blamed for.
But at what cost?
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it’s moments like today that make it really clear that it was imperative for zohran mamdani to oust andrew cuomo and prevent all these republican-lites from controlling anything
November 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
it’s moments like today that make it really clear that it was imperative for zohran mamdani to oust andrew cuomo and prevent all these republican-lites from controlling anything