Look, botox doesn’t buy itself.

This kinda stuff is why I’m gonna be so sad when he gets pushed out.

“No way is my Jesus 5’11”!!!“
- Matt Walsh probably

90 minutes and counting.

As someone that has lived in Georgia his entire life, there are no words to describe my joy at seeing Georgia as Solid D. Mike Collins is an exceptionally bad candidate and Jon Ossoff is very, very good at what he does, but still.

I respect it. I respect it a lot.

Like when I took my wife to a Backstreet Boys concert and the one other guy there was wearing nothing but NSYNC merch.

I had the same reaction, but it was working graveyard shift at Waffle House.

It’s never a pint of mixed pills, is it? Disappointing.

Do you really love the ramp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

Lock up your Rooms-To-Go, Fairbanks!

My oldest is almost 20 and this is a daily occurrence.

Not so much a punishment, but I wasn’t allowed to listen to any current music growing up (which I guess is its own kind of punishment now that I think about it).

I would set an alarm and wake up at 2am to record alternative rock radio (99X) onto cassettes. I had dozens and dozens.

I was an assistant middle school football coach (who had absolutely no idea what the hell he was doing) for a new school. We didn’t win a single game until the middle of our third season.

1) That shit builds character
2) That first win was euphoric (sucks to suck Oglethorpe County Middle School!)