Thumpster Fire
ihatehandls.bsky.social
Thumpster Fire
@ihatehandls.bsky.social
Gamer/data nerd/transplant recipient/ripped huge strong dude with glorious beard

A wise man knows that which he does not know. And I don’t know a lot.

Steam: Thumper81
Xbox: VikingBrother81
Switch: SW-1522-8147-5908
Twitch: ThumpkinPie
Wouldn’t someone try that at home with nobody around before trying it in front of a bunch of cameras? Maybe in front of a trusted friend who tells you what they think you need to hear as opposed to what they think you want to hear?
October 5, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Omg. Sooo close, but I like pan fried with the crispy skin
September 30, 2026 at 3:30 PM
In America, they make you use a sick day if you have a friend “kidnap” you from work. I tried that already.
September 30, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Real fans know they can wait for it to go on sale or a subscription service.
September 30, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Okay, I also have a Charlie Sheen era, but you were definitely closer to the look.
September 29, 2026 at 12:04 PM
@mwithak.bsky.social would you prefer one man or a forest full of bears?
September 28, 2026 at 10:32 PM
I’ll fight the werewolves or beefy half naked bandits and make pasta in my Effy tank top when I get home. You’ll be fine
September 28, 2026 at 7:30 PM
I just finished an area that was 2/3 illusions and spike traps. You’ll be fine.
September 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
So you know about this instakill by now, yes?
September 28, 2026 at 5:54 PM
I was going to tell about that after you finished your drawing
September 28, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I really like the ones that taste like they’ve been filtered through someone’s sock after hiking in a pine forest for a week.
September 27, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Happy birthday!
September 27, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Absolutely no relation to my Twitch handle.
September 27, 2026 at 11:47 AM
Don’t you have a drawing to finish?
September 24, 2026 at 11:37 AM
September 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
My sister does that, but she’s the smart one in the family
September 23, 2026 at 1:57 PM
I thought the metric system made all that easier for you guys!
September 23, 2026 at 1:53 PM
But math is fun! Numbers are our friends!
September 23, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Sadly, this tree releases enough toxic goo that it can jack you up with its bark intact. And if anyone tried to prune it, shit would really hit the fan. The HOA Karens wouldn’t have it.
September 22, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Oh, that tree will take your ass out if you try to chop it down.
September 22, 2026 at 11:30 AM
And you can’t find wherever you need to go to advance the plot with your new double jump or your new ability to run across fragile surfaces? Yeah.
September 22, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I have a hard time with choreography myself
September 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM