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th3garbanzo
@ikeamonkeystan.bsky.social
The thing about me is, I'm me. At the end of the day, whatever the case may be, it is what it is, after all. And that's the tea. But for me, it’s about me. And for you, that’s not the case.
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August 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
going to the office wearing a skirt with my legs unshaven but it’s only because i forgot. everyone is gonna know it’s in a forgetful way and not in a releasing myself from gender norms way
August 12, 2026 at 1:28 PM
what is the psychology behind feeling so chunk (chopped + unc) on your period
August 10, 2026 at 2:27 PM
gay of whoremuz
August 6, 2026 at 9:14 PM
my body is doing this cool thing where it doesn’t let me fall asleep until 4 am. and everything hurts bc i’m old and decrepit (almost 28) ouch
August 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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If anyone would like to see a short video of a dog using their tail as a rotar blade, this is your lucky day.
July 20, 2026 at 6:33 AM
at the lab and they’re going to steal all my blood in tiny little vials. help
July 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
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KEEP HONKING! IT’S 9 PM AND I’M ACTUALLY IN BED LISTENING TO MILES DAVIS. I’M NOT CURRENTLY IN MY CAR. IN FACT I DON’T EVEN OWN A CAR. I LIVE IN A CITY WITH ROBUST IF IMPERFECT PUBLIC TRANSIT SO IT’S NOT REALLY NECESSARY. BUT YEAH ANYWAY KEEP HONKING! I’M JUST NOT SURE WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO ACHIEVE
July 8, 2026 at 1:09 AM
i miss my dog. my smiley baby
June 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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Dick Wolf? I’m Cock Coyote.
June 6, 2026 at 6:50 AM
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Happy pride
June 6, 2026 at 2:15 PM
i wish the round AI elephant was real
May 28, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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Pet very carefully
May 20, 2026 at 2:13 PM
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His subtle way of telling her he wants to go outside and play fetch.
March 30, 2026 at 12:48 PM
ruh roh raggy
March 31, 2026 at 4:40 AM
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"i was in a gay straight alliance in high school but i quit bc it was just the furry autism club"
March 31, 2026 at 4:00 AM
first time kinda nervous
March 31, 2026 at 4:15 AM