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im bouncing. all tweet media just yearns to be dogshit. none of the discourse is worth it.

retiring to be a maggot dancing happily with the other creepy-crawlies and colorful fumes in the body-bag private equity tried to drown tumblr in.
meanwhile on bluesky
August 28, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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I think another lesson to take from the loss of both Dolly and Tim Curry is that neither of them took themselves seriously but they took the work dead serious

that's the most important thing
pour all of yourself into the craft but have fun and don't get an ego.
August 26, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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A small tribute to the one and only Dolly Parton! 💕
August 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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August 26, 2026 at 7:22 PM
rest easy dolly
August 25, 2026 at 8:18 PM
Teenage Sex and Death at Camp Miasma (2026)
August 19, 2026 at 6:44 PM
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im never leaving seattle
August 14, 2026 at 3:42 AM
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Like someone still has to be out there creating the knowledge the AI is going to chop up and regurgitate later on. I truly do understand that the technology can be powerful and transformative but it has to have something to transform. The research can’t all be just on improving the regurgitation.
August 6, 2026 at 11:12 AM
lil digital photobook! #nirvannathebandtheshow
Waters of March - Nirvanna The Band The Show Animated Tribute
YouTube video by Captain Beany
m.youtube.com
July 30, 2026 at 6:16 PM
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TikTok has incredible moderation team.

Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process.

Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
July 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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i know i'm preaching to the choir on this site of all sites, but i really think young queer people being active on twitter should be considered a form of self-harm in the same way that we generally understand 4chan is bad for you. because twitter is basically 4chan at this point
July 29, 2026 at 9:39 PM
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I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
July 17, 2026 at 3:26 AM
Poll Time!
July 15, 2026 at 10:47 PM
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MEN SWEAR BY IT: Nothing impresses women like the Man Cylinder. 🍆
July 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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🚨 NATIONWIDE WARNING: CIA asset David Blaine has gone rogue.
July 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Babylon wain't shit.

Adultlon is where the party's at
June 22, 2026 at 10:07 AM
June 11, 2026 at 9:39 AM
bible ending EXPLAINED
June 10, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Nintendo: We're remaking Ocarina of Time! Now here's a word from our new CEO

CEO: In 20 years of working here my favourite thing is when I get to try something new. Now here's some footage from our Starfox remake. Enjoy!
June 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
having visions of 50 years in the future when historical documents are uncovered revealing the CIA infiltrated and corroded the trans community like with the panthers

a potential scenario that's both completely ridiculous yet boring and historically consistent
June 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
breaking my embargo on giving the tiniest shit about star wars to say the population is finally ready and exclusively needs more jar jar. throw all the fucking chips on binks immediately as a matter of urgency.
May 30, 2026 at 1:19 PM
these stupid naïve scientology speedrunners need to grow up and realise that you can bypass the locked door at the top of the stairs if you repeatedly backwards-longjump
May 10, 2026 at 9:04 AM
how is it that the news cycle can regularly report cishet men killing their partners or ex girlfriends and nobody is addressing it as misogynist terrorism?
May 7, 2026 at 8:59 AM
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He could not force himself to understand how banks functioned and so forth, because all the operations of capitalism were as meaningless to him as the rites of a primitive religion, as barbaric, as elaborate, and as unnecessary.
May 6, 2026 at 7:40 AM