On the quarter century anniversary of when them slags smashed those planes into the twin towers it is more important than ever to remember that George W. Bush is a monkey, who loves oil.
September 11, 2026 at 1:53 PM
On the quarter century anniversary of when them slags smashed those planes into the twin towers it is more important than ever to remember that George W. Bush is a monkey, who loves oil.
I'm on board with a Scottish Independence movement that gets into JFK conspiracy and grey aliens, it's not like we've done much else recently
August 27, 2026 at 9:57 PM
I'm on board with a Scottish Independence movement that gets into JFK conspiracy and grey aliens, it's not like we've done much else recently
Watching a thing about that guy who killed a dog walker in Aberfeldy and a fun detail that was left out of the news coverage is that he was arrested while on the shitter
August 27, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Watching a thing about that guy who killed a dog walker in Aberfeldy and a fun detail that was left out of the news coverage is that he was arrested while on the shitter
Trying to think up the most incendiary thing I can post about the guga hunt on bluesky that might get some bites but which I also genuinely believe
August 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Trying to think up the most incendiary thing I can post about the guga hunt on bluesky that might get some bites but which I also genuinely believe
Steely Dan was a US government-funded experiment to determine if a group of incredibly talented musicians could, given the appropriate conditions, collectively produce the worst music of all time
Post your hottest music take.
Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
Mine is New Order is better than Joy Division.
August 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Steely Dan was a US government-funded experiment to determine if a group of incredibly talented musicians could, given the appropriate conditions, collectively produce the worst music of all time
Twitter was quite funny this weekend as people speculate on the mysterious deaths of elderly right wing spinsters on either side of the Atlantic, and sections of English left twitter work themselves into a shoot over the politics of Scotland fans supporting Argentina
July 12, 2026 at 9:37 PM
Twitter was quite funny this weekend as people speculate on the mysterious deaths of elderly right wing spinsters on either side of the Atlantic, and sections of English left twitter work themselves into a shoot over the politics of Scotland fans supporting Argentina
Thanks Sharon let's get rid of the one cabinet minister who isn't total shit. I'm in Unite and will be voting to get rid of this daft bastard in the general sec election on July 12th
June 21, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Thanks Sharon let's get rid of the one cabinet minister who isn't total shit. I'm in Unite and will be voting to get rid of this daft bastard in the general sec election on July 12th
Will be representing the very important demographic of straight guys with bisexual girlfriends at Caithness Pride this weekend.
June 16, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Will be representing the very important demographic of straight guys with bisexual girlfriends at Caithness Pride this weekend.
Netflix putting Goalhanger Podcast Network stuff on it might be enough to get me to cancel it. Gary Lineker seems generally alright but he's unleashed a great evil upon the world by promoting the careers of wet tory gimps like Tom Holland and Rory Stewart.
June 11, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Netflix putting Goalhanger Podcast Network stuff on it might be enough to get me to cancel it. Gary Lineker seems generally alright but he's unleashed a great evil upon the world by promoting the careers of wet tory gimps like Tom Holland and Rory Stewart.
Blink 182 - Dude Ranch
Lagwagon - Let's Talk About Feelings
Sum 41 - All Killer No Filler
Circle Takes the Square - As The Roots Undo
Blink 182 - Enema of the State
A healthy and diverse taste in music
Lagwagon - Let's Talk About Feelings
Sum 41 - All Killer No Filler
Circle Takes the Square - As The Roots Undo
Blink 182 - Enema of the State
A healthy and diverse taste in music
This is hard lol. I imagine that ages 15 to maybe 19 do a lot of heavy lifting, but then we have to consider that I'm old lol.
R.E.M. - Automatic For The People
Nirvana - Nevermind
Super Furry Animals - Fuzzy Logic
The Chemical Brothers - Exit Planet Dust
The Cure - Disintegration
R.E.M. - Automatic For The People
Nirvana - Nevermind
Super Furry Animals - Fuzzy Logic
The Chemical Brothers - Exit Planet Dust
The Cure - Disintegration
Albums I think I've listened to the most:
New Order - Substance
The Stooges - Funhouse
The Fall - The Wonderful & Frightening World Of...
Julian Cope - Peggy Suicide
Echo & The Bunnymen - Ocean Rain
New Order - Substance
The Stooges - Funhouse
The Fall - The Wonderful & Frightening World Of...
Julian Cope - Peggy Suicide
Echo & The Bunnymen - Ocean Rain
June 4, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Blink 182 - Dude Ranch
Lagwagon - Let's Talk About Feelings
Sum 41 - All Killer No Filler
Circle Takes the Square - As The Roots Undo
Blink 182 - Enema of the State
A healthy and diverse taste in music
Lagwagon - Let's Talk About Feelings
Sum 41 - All Killer No Filler
Circle Takes the Square - As The Roots Undo
Blink 182 - Enema of the State
A healthy and diverse taste in music
Un-dual the A9, fuck Invernessians and their stupid accents, fuck the lib dems, build HS2 to Orkney and make it cost £10 max
It took NASA 11 years to put a man on the moon, but the SNP still haven’t come good on a near 20-year-old promise to dual the A9.
We need to look to what more Parliament can do to hold the Scottish Government's feet to the fire to finally dual the A9.
We need to look to what more Parliament can do to hold the Scottish Government's feet to the fire to finally dual the A9.
June 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Un-dual the A9, fuck Invernessians and their stupid accents, fuck the lib dems, build HS2 to Orkney and make it cost £10 max
Reposted by Paul
If you give James Watt your money again, you deserve to end up walking the streets wearing a barrel
June 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
If you give James Watt your money again, you deserve to end up walking the streets wearing a barrel
No shorts on Iolo Williams tonight on springwatch but you can still see his massive thighs through his trousers, which lends weight to my theory he's on the gas
June 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
No shorts on Iolo Williams tonight on springwatch but you can still see his massive thighs through his trousers, which lends weight to my theory he's on the gas
Spotted not one but TWO Small Blue Butterflies while scrambling over rocks and vegetation with Aimee at scrabster beach on Saturday. Endangered on the north coast cause they're fussy and only eat kidney vetch
May 26, 2026 at 11:02 AM
Spotted not one but TWO Small Blue Butterflies while scrambling over rocks and vegetation with Aimee at scrabster beach on Saturday. Endangered on the north coast cause they're fussy and only eat kidney vetch
She's having a great time digging up wood chips and shitting into the hole
May 23, 2026 at 10:22 AM
She's having a great time digging up wood chips and shitting into the hole
One of the few things Bluesky has going for it is that Neil Gaiman has reactivated his account, so if you call him something like "The Lachrymose Rapist" he might see it and become upset
May 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
One of the few things Bluesky has going for it is that Neil Gaiman has reactivated his account, so if you call him something like "The Lachrymose Rapist" he might see it and become upset
Very heartwarming moment in Spartacus: War of the Damned where a baby is born in their shitty refugee camp and Gannicus quips "Look at the cock on this one!"
May 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Very heartwarming moment in Spartacus: War of the Damned where a baby is born in their shitty refugee camp and Gannicus quips "Look at the cock on this one!"
Gaaaaahh! The communist bastards are turning the school dinners woke!
April 26, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Gaaaaahh! The communist bastards are turning the school dinners woke!
Imagine what a candidate for the Scottish Libertarian Party for the Highlands and Islands looks like. Have you imagined it? Good. Now let me show you
April 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Imagine what a candidate for the Scottish Libertarian Party for the Highlands and Islands looks like. Have you imagined it? Good. Now let me show you
Spartacus: Blood and Sand adopts Warcraft 3 logic in its later series, in that any character with a name or who looks a bit cool can kill 10-50 normal guys before they get killed or have to limp off for a bit to heal
April 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Spartacus: Blood and Sand adopts Warcraft 3 logic in its later series, in that any character with a name or who looks a bit cool can kill 10-50 normal guys before they get killed or have to limp off for a bit to heal
A mouse has 6 litters of bairns in a single summer on the new David Attenborough thing Secret Gardens. Daft slapper. Bet they're all on universal credit too
April 19, 2026 at 8:05 PM
A mouse has 6 litters of bairns in a single summer on the new David Attenborough thing Secret Gardens. Daft slapper. Bet they're all on universal credit too
Massaging the cat's shoulders while she scans for her nemesis outside like Burgess Meredith in Rocky
April 12, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Massaging the cat's shoulders while she scans for her nemesis outside like Burgess Meredith in Rocky
Saw some frogs suckin and fuckin at the forest. Alt text added for the visually impaired.
April 12, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Saw some frogs suckin and fuckin at the forest. Alt text added for the visually impaired.