@inamagicbubble.bsky.social
Talk to me about weird books and shows, or I’ll just keep making jokes.
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The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
Trump: "If we lose $50 billion a year with a country, and we say 'we're not going to trade with you anymore,' we don't lose $50 billion a year. It's very simple. Right?"
September 17, 2026 at 1:17 AM
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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The fact that this is news
A Kentucky state court judge nominated by President Donald Trump to a seat on the federal bench broke with the president's other judicial nominees on Wednesday by saying some rioters had been "attacking" the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021.
In rarity, Trump judicial nominee says US Capitol was attacked on January 6
A Kentucky state court judge nominated by President Donald Trump to a seat on the federal bench broke with the president's other judicial nominees on Wednesday by saying some rioters had been "attacking" the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021.
reut.rs
September 17, 2026 at 12:43 AM
The fact that this is news
Yes. Paying it forward.
A friend texted me to make sure I'd seen Britt Lower at the Thom Browne show
September 17, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Yes. Paying it forward.
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*kicks open door to silent yoga retreat* y’all about to hear the sound of one ass clapping
March 1, 2024 at 5:53 PM
*kicks open door to silent yoga retreat* y’all about to hear the sound of one ass clapping
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Mamdani to Provide More Funding for New York City’s Ghostbusters
thehardtimes.net/culture/mamd...
thehardtimes.net/culture/mamd...
Mamdani to Provide More Funding for New York City’s Ghostbusters
NEW YORK — Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced that he is pledging additional funding to the city’s Ghostbusters, confirmed sources. “New York City... Continue this tale
thehardtimes.net
September 16, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Mamdani to Provide More Funding for New York City’s Ghostbusters
thehardtimes.net/culture/mamd...
thehardtimes.net/culture/mamd...
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guy whose whole career is in the cigarette industry: “wanting to enjoy the rich, bold flavors of tobacco every day is not an addiction, and to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science@
Can social media be addictive?
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no.
“You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
@taylorlorenz.bsky.social says no.
“You wanting to communicate and chat with your friends every day is not an addiction,” says Lorenz. “And to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science.”
September 16, 2026 at 10:59 PM
guy whose whole career is in the cigarette industry: “wanting to enjoy the rich, bold flavors of tobacco every day is not an addiction, and to frame it that way is incredibly harmful and anti-science@
Love that the end of every Reacher is like “you’ll be fine in a few days, and we got you a full outfit that fits your normal body perfectly.”
September 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Love that the end of every Reacher is like “you’ll be fine in a few days, and we got you a full outfit that fits your normal body perfectly.”
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Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
September 16, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Server: that comes with three sides
Me: I know what shape it is
Damn, I’m good
@inamagicbubble.bsky.social made oatmeal chocolate chip cookies and they’re so good it’s kind of a problem
September 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Damn, I’m good
Call this “foot jizz” and these guys will fuck you up so bad your death brick will never sit level
September 16, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Call this “foot jizz” and these guys will fuck you up so bad your death brick will never sit level
Is a life form not sentient because it declines to share its thoughts with you? Is this countertop creature not sentient because it has single-minded focus to apply its genius to cooking rice? In this essay
I keep saying, it's all the stupidest people you know simping for AI
September 16, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Is a life form not sentient because it declines to share its thoughts with you? Is this countertop creature not sentient because it has single-minded focus to apply its genius to cooking rice? In this essay
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It gets better. FINALLY, people are telling off Trump.
September 16, 2026 at 1:45 PM
It gets better. FINALLY, people are telling off Trump.
I always assumed any human could keep learning and growing (as a person) their whole life, since I look back ten years and hate the alternative. But then I see conservatives and I guess you might have to put some effort into it?
"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25.
A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
this is why it's my pet peeve fake science fact. It's absolute bs! nothing happens to brains at age 25, they do not "fully mature". you will notice that many societies have an age of majority or coming-of-age or whatever and none of them have ever chosen mid-20s.
September 16, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I always assumed any human could keep learning and growing (as a person) their whole life, since I look back ten years and hate the alternative. But then I see conservatives and I guess you might have to put some effort into it?
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"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
September 16, 2026 at 2:59 AM
"60 Minutes. More like 60 viewers!"
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
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True story.
BREAKING: Wyld Stallyns will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
September 15, 2026 at 11:47 PM
True story.
That’s not a fair comparison, because Musk is the dumbest motherfucker alive
Elon Musk: 20+ years here, hates American culture and most Americans, constantly undermines our multi-racial democracy as part of his obsession to restore the Apartheid of his foreign youth, says non-white people can't assimilate
Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
Malala Yousafzai: visits Philly once, instantly adopts local customs
September 16, 2026 at 1:36 AM
That’s not a fair comparison, because Musk is the dumbest motherfucker alive
[me, blood pouring from my eyes]: Boy, this trump fella’s a real piece of work!
The White House signed deals with 26 drugmakers that may exempt many medicines from mandatory price reductions in Medicare. www.statnews.com/pharmalot/20...
Trump's secretive pharma deals may undermine 'most-favored nation' pricing, an analysis suggests
The projected savings from Trump's "most-favored nation" pricing policy might be drastically reduced by secretive deals with pharma companies, a new analysis finds.
www.statnews.com
September 16, 2026 at 12:15 AM
[me, blood pouring from my eyes]: Boy, this trump fella’s a real piece of work!
Patel clarified: the agents are just there to fuck animals, not to suppress voting
🚨 Patel admits agents will be deployed to polling places 👇
WELCH: I thought you weren't going to be sending people to the polls?
PATEL: Nope
W: So you are sending FBI agents?
P: We have election crisis coordinators manned at all 56 field offices. Election integrity is of paramount importance
WELCH: I thought you weren't going to be sending people to the polls?
PATEL: Nope
W: So you are sending FBI agents?
P: We have election crisis coordinators manned at all 56 field offices. Election integrity is of paramount importance
September 15, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Patel clarified: the agents are just there to fuck animals, not to suppress voting
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We've got receipts for days.
A cop tackled and punched a protest medic who was just standing there observing. No discipline because of timelines in the SPOG contract.
A cop tackled and punched a protest medic who was just standing there observing. No discipline because of timelines in the SPOG contract.
SPD problem child avoids discipline for pummeling May 24 protester
A cop with a violent history will face no punishment for tackling a protest medic and punching them repeatedly during the Seattle police response to a protest in Cal Anderson Park last May, according to a preliminary report DivestSPD obtained.
www.divestspd.com
September 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
We've got receipts for days.
A cop tackled and punched a protest medic who was just standing there observing. No discipline because of timelines in the SPOG contract.
A cop tackled and punched a protest medic who was just standing there observing. No discipline because of timelines in the SPOG contract.
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Not the police guild using the word "accountability."
How many police officers have avoided termination or serious discipline for crimes, brutality, dishonesty, and other serious misconduct thanks to the SPOG contract?
How many police officers have avoided termination or serious discipline for crimes, brutality, dishonesty, and other serious misconduct thanks to the SPOG contract?
September 15, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Not the police guild using the word "accountability."
How many police officers have avoided termination or serious discipline for crimes, brutality, dishonesty, and other serious misconduct thanks to the SPOG contract?
How many police officers have avoided termination or serious discipline for crimes, brutality, dishonesty, and other serious misconduct thanks to the SPOG contract?
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He’s got that dog in him
Patel really screwed the pooch here
PATEL: The previous regulation automatically disqualified any individual who participated in either side of it
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
KENNEDY: Either side of beastiality? So you disqualified the animal?
P: Well, we have great canines, but we're not going to disqualify them
K: I'm trying to understand why you did this.
September 15, 2026 at 8:05 PM
He’s got that dog in him