Incarnadine
@inkarnadine.bsky.social
Well, today is the day. It finally happened. Today's Wordle word coincided with the word I use every day as my starter word, so I got it in ONE GUESS. When approaching me for autographs, please form an orderly queue, and no crowding.
August 21, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Well, today is the day. It finally happened. Today's Wordle word coincided with the word I use every day as my starter word, so I got it in ONE GUESS. When approaching me for autographs, please form an orderly queue, and no crowding.
Hit the motherload of golden oyster mushrooms while hiking this week. Most of these will be sautéed then frozen.
July 14, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Hit the motherload of golden oyster mushrooms while hiking this week. Most of these will be sautéed then frozen.
I bought a drone. At some point this space will likely be flooded with drone-created videos and pics.
June 25, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I bought a drone. At some point this space will likely be flooded with drone-created videos and pics.
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Historian on a Revolutionary War documentary: "It was the perfect time to come to Philadelphia if you were a rabble-rouser."
Me: "Every time is the perfect time to come to Philly if you are a rabble-rouser."
Me: "Every time is the perfect time to come to Philly if you are a rabble-rouser."
Mascot's Funny Dance on Baseball Field
ALT: Mascot's Funny Dance on Baseball Field
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June 9, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Historian on a Revolutionary War documentary: "It was the perfect time to come to Philadelphia if you were a rabble-rouser."
Me: "Every time is the perfect time to come to Philly if you are a rabble-rouser."
Me: "Every time is the perfect time to come to Philly if you are a rabble-rouser."
Send 'em back to the South Pole!
Billy Madison - Penguin (full scene)
YouTube video by Doc Rich
youtu.be
April 30, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Send 'em back to the South Pole!
YES. SNL is finally doing the long-awaited "Jack Grey" show, with Jack Black as host and Jack White as musical guest, on 4/4.
March 16, 2026 at 12:24 PM
YES. SNL is finally doing the long-awaited "Jack Grey" show, with Jack Black as host and Jack White as musical guest, on 4/4.
For the record, "Breezy Johnson" is the feeling I have when I wear my kilt, not an olympic skier.
February 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
For the record, "Breezy Johnson" is the feeling I have when I wear my kilt, not an olympic skier.
I was texting with a friend today, and she tried to type "womp womp" in reaction to disappointing news, but it autocorrected to "womens womp". I would now like to start a campaign to rename PMS to "Women's Womp."
As in: "What's wrong, Jane?" "Ah, yanno... I got the Women's Womp."
As in: "What's wrong, Jane?" "Ah, yanno... I got the Women's Womp."
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
I was texting with a friend today, and she tried to type "womp womp" in reaction to disappointing news, but it autocorrected to "womens womp". I would now like to start a campaign to rename PMS to "Women's Womp."
As in: "What's wrong, Jane?" "Ah, yanno... I got the Women's Womp."
As in: "What's wrong, Jane?" "Ah, yanno... I got the Women's Womp."
Aw man, Catherine O'Hara. :(
January 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Aw man, Catherine O'Hara. :(
Understand I am preaching to the choir on this platform, but @bariweiss.skystack.xyz... please stop the performative bullshit trying to defend your ignorant and paid for censorship. History will not judge you well.
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Understand I am preaching to the choir on this platform, but @bariweiss.skystack.xyz... please stop the performative bullshit trying to defend your ignorant and paid for censorship. History will not judge you well.
In Yesterday's Plur1bus, the hive mind practically handed blueprints to Carol on how to defeat them. Ask me how.
December 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
In Yesterday's Plur1bus, the hive mind practically handed blueprints to Carol on how to defeat them. Ask me how.
All #wxpn cover stuff aside... how is it even FAIR that Gerry Raffery could write.both Baker St. and this absolute banger?!?!? Seems unfair. youtu.be/NSfOB8ANdWU?...
December 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
All #wxpn cover stuff aside... how is it even FAIR that Gerry Raffery could write.both Baker St. and this absolute banger?!?!? Seems unfair. youtu.be/NSfOB8ANdWU?...
Okay, they got me on this one... had NO idea this was even a cover, much less one from 1933.
Originally recorded by James "Iron Head" Baker in 1933. www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4XF...
#XPNCountdown
#XPNCountdown
December 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Okay, they got me on this one... had NO idea this was even a cover, much less one from 1933.
Self-driving cars in Philly? No way this could possibly go wrong!
Self-driving car company Waymo is officially expanding to Philadelphia
The company will expand to more than 20 cities, including Pittsburgh and Baltimore, but no word yet on when people will get to ride.
whyy.org
December 3, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Self-driving cars in Philly? No way this could possibly go wrong!
Me #wxpn folks... why are you not playing Bill Fisher or Chrurch of the Cosmic Skull, he has the best view on our... world. Intranaut | Bill Fisher share.google/uN7h0LOC2WGV...
Intranaut, by Bill Fisher
from the album How To Think Like a Billionaire
share.google
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Me #wxpn folks... why are you not playing Bill Fisher or Chrurch of the Cosmic Skull, he has the best view on our... world. Intranaut | Bill Fisher share.google/uN7h0LOC2WGV...
Perfect Philly Trifecta today. Sixers get smoked, Birds fall apart like a cheap lawn chair after giving us one quarter of hope, and the Supporters Shield winning Union are out of the playoffs, again. Can someone just drive to my place and kick me squarely in the junk already?
November 24, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Perfect Philly Trifecta today. Sixers get smoked, Birds fall apart like a cheap lawn chair after giving us one quarter of hope, and the Supporters Shield winning Union are out of the playoffs, again. Can someone just drive to my place and kick me squarely in the junk already?
Is asking for this year's Eagles team to play four full quarters of football in one game too much to ask?!?!? Apparently...
November 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Is asking for this year's Eagles team to play four full quarters of football in one game too much to ask?!?!? Apparently...
Your Headline of the Week:
Man leaves strip club, hops Hatfield sewer plant fence, joyrides truck, gets DUI, police say
He had been at Creekside Cabaret with friends and did not know how he ended up on the authority property, according to affidavit
www.thereporteronline.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Your Headline of the Week:
For those who are fans, or not, or just fans of music... Nikki's bassline alone on this new Silversun Pickups song... youtu.be/Zcmd95yKOf4?...
Silversun Pickups - The Wreckage (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Silversun Pickups
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 8:43 AM
For those who are fans, or not, or just fans of music... Nikki's bassline alone on this new Silversun Pickups song... youtu.be/Zcmd95yKOf4?...
Welp, that about does it for any interest I had in either pro or college sports for the year.
October 10, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Welp, that about does it for any interest I had in either pro or college sports for the year.
Rush reunion tour?!?!? WHA?!?!?!
October 6, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Rush reunion tour?!?!? WHA?!?!?!
#lifegoals Die with the most books!
I bookwormed my way into the most incredible place last week. It was bibliophile’s fever dream, the fanciest Philly house I’ve ever seen, and the former home of a modern-day Renaissance man.
I’m going to lure you in with photos then hit you with a link to my column. Hold on to your butts. 🧵
I’m going to lure you in with photos then hit you with a link to my column. Hold on to your butts. 🧵
October 1, 2025 at 3:42 PM
#lifegoals Die with the most books!
This morning on the radio they announced that Darius Rucker was starting a new "supergroup", and my first thought was "How the fuck can it be a SUPERgroup if it involves Darius Rucker in any way?!?!"
September 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
This morning on the radio they announced that Darius Rucker was starting a new "supergroup", and my first thought was "How the fuck can it be a SUPERgroup if it involves Darius Rucker in any way?!?!"