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Sources report Lindsey and Mitch will wrestle for the top bunk in Hell...
July 12, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Sources report Lindsey and Mitch will wrestle for the top bunk in Hell...
Lindsey Graham is dead?!
Dear God, who is going to feed the gerbils?
Dear God, who is going to feed the gerbils?
July 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Lindsey Graham is dead?!
Dear God, who is going to feed the gerbils?
Dear God, who is going to feed the gerbils?
Susan Collins has refused to hold a town hall meeting since 1997. She knows a debate would seal her fate.
(Also: What the Hell is wrong with Maine? 29 years without face-to-face accountability, and they continue to send her to Congress?)
(Also: What the Hell is wrong with Maine? 29 years without face-to-face accountability, and they continue to send her to Congress?)
June 28, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Susan Collins has refused to hold a town hall meeting since 1997. She knows a debate would seal her fate.
(Also: What the Hell is wrong with Maine? 29 years without face-to-face accountability, and they continue to send her to Congress?)
(Also: What the Hell is wrong with Maine? 29 years without face-to-face accountability, and they continue to send her to Congress?)
Meanwhile... Trump announced the latest nickname he has given himself in honor of his new toy.
May 27, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Meanwhile... Trump announced the latest nickname he has given himself in honor of his new toy.
How to tell he's not a Republican:
- He's not crapping on the floor.
- He's not chasing the Vice President with a noose.
- He's not doing this because a bright orange sociopath wearing a diaper told him to.
- He's not crapping on the floor.
- He's not chasing the Vice President with a noose.
- He's not doing this because a bright orange sociopath wearing a diaper told him to.
May 8, 2026 at 4:44 PM
How to tell he's not a Republican:
- He's not crapping on the floor.
- He's not chasing the Vice President with a noose.
- He's not doing this because a bright orange sociopath wearing a diaper told him to.
- He's not crapping on the floor.
- He's not chasing the Vice President with a noose.
- He's not doing this because a bright orange sociopath wearing a diaper told him to.
Trump went on to explain:
"People come up to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, we thank Jesus that your amazing negotiation skills have increased the number of ships transiting the straight by a mind-boggling 273,000 percent!'"
"People come up to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, we thank Jesus that your amazing negotiation skills have increased the number of ships transiting the straight by a mind-boggling 273,000 percent!'"
April 13, 2026 at 9:49 PM
Trump went on to explain:
"People come up to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, we thank Jesus that your amazing negotiation skills have increased the number of ships transiting the straight by a mind-boggling 273,000 percent!'"
"People come up to me with tears in their eyes and say 'Sir, we thank Jesus that your amazing negotiation skills have increased the number of ships transiting the straight by a mind-boggling 273,000 percent!'"
More specifically...
April 7, 2026 at 9:43 PM
More specifically...
Let's rename one more location...
April 3, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Let's rename one more location...
Trump has already established that "pilots who are captured are not war heroes". (He 'likes people that aren't captured.')
April 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Trump has already established that "pilots who are captured are not war heroes". (He 'likes people that aren't captured.')
Sources report that Trump has already completed his short list of replacements.
April 3, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Sources report that Trump has already completed his short list of replacements.
Randy obviously thought the choice involved "hot dogs".
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Randy obviously thought the choice involved "hot dogs".
Hard to determine which of his qualities is most hideous: His enormousness or his shittiness.
February 17, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Hard to determine which of his qualities is most hideous: His enormousness or his shittiness.
Thanks again to Oprah for foisting this evil quack upon the country.
February 2, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Thanks again to Oprah for foisting this evil quack upon the country.
$75,000 for a dog resort while children's cancer research is cut?
Maybe, but Obama wore a tan suit!
Maybe, but Obama wore a tan suit!
January 15, 2026 at 7:41 PM
$75,000 for a dog resort while children's cancer research is cut?
Maybe, but Obama wore a tan suit!
Maybe, but Obama wore a tan suit!
Sources Report:
"The President has selected a renowned expert to handle Drug Addiction Services."
"The President has selected a renowned expert to handle Drug Addiction Services."
January 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Sources Report:
"The President has selected a renowned expert to handle Drug Addiction Services."
"The President has selected a renowned expert to handle Drug Addiction Services."
Sadly, there must be some hair to spray.
December 30, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Sadly, there must be some hair to spray.
Apparently, it's okay if a tyrant destroys his own residence.
December 30, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Apparently, it's okay if a tyrant destroys his own residence.
Breaking: Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt denies reports that Trump stole Dumbledore's cursed gold ring to display in the Oval Office
December 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Breaking: Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt denies reports that Trump stole Dumbledore's cursed gold ring to display in the Oval Office
