Intrusive Thought Menagerie
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Here cosplaying carelessness. I love anime, cosplay, epic fantasy, speculative fiction, Space, delicious sentences, D&D, memes that get you banned from the group chat, and laughing at my internal monologue. Most likely to forget I was supposed to be in that meeting minutes ago because see above.
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This weather bipolar asf.
October 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
This weather bipolar asf.
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October 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
I turned my friend's placenta into her son's bday card so she could terrorize her group chat.
October 2, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I turned my friend's placenta into her son's bday card so she could terrorize her group chat.
Call me old fashioned, but I really wish people would go back to saying, "You're welcome," or some variation of, "my pleasure," in response to, "Thank you," instead of, "all good."
October 2, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Call me old fashioned, but I really wish people would go back to saying, "You're welcome," or some variation of, "my pleasure," in response to, "Thank you," instead of, "all good."
Still haven't heard it.
I literally only know about that song because my local news was talking about how no one has ever heard of it until now lmao
This kind of take made a Rolling Stone writer so mad they wrote a whole piece about it.
October 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Still haven't heard it.
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She probably earned it, so I’ll mind my business.
If your grandmother slapped your mother, what would you do?
September 29, 2026 at 2:23 PM
She probably earned it, so I’ll mind my business.
Earlier, I saw a crackhead take an air conditioner for a walk across a white castle parking lot. By that I mean, dragging it by the cord through the streets like a dog.
October 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Earlier, I saw a crackhead take an air conditioner for a walk across a white castle parking lot. By that I mean, dragging it by the cord through the streets like a dog.
#perimenopause is wild. Fuck sweat, I can smell the heat rising off your skin from 5 feet away.
October 1, 2026 at 6:16 PM
#perimenopause is wild. Fuck sweat, I can smell the heat rising off your skin from 5 feet away.
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Y’all. I got allergy tested today. Skin Patch Test.
I knew a bitch was allergic to pussies but y’all, I’m literally allergic to cats!! What!?
I knew a bitch was allergic to pussies but y’all, I’m literally allergic to cats!! What!?
Woman Shook Distraught and Falls
ALT: Woman Shook Distraught and Falls
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September 25, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Y’all. I got allergy tested today. Skin Patch Test.
I knew a bitch was allergic to pussies but y’all, I’m literally allergic to cats!! What!?
I knew a bitch was allergic to pussies but y’all, I’m literally allergic to cats!! What!?
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OMG: 14 year old Shawn Marcus Stokes Jr, has been missing since Sept -07 2026. 🙏🙏🙏 Pass it on.)
I'm so afraid for this baby'
www.wtkr.com/missing-pers...
I'm so afraid for this baby'
www.wtkr.com/missing-pers...
Hampton police searching for missing 14-year-old boy
Hampton police are searching for missing 14-year-old Shawn Marcus Stokes Jr., according to the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children.
www.wtkr.com
September 24, 2026 at 6:52 AM
OMG: 14 year old Shawn Marcus Stokes Jr, has been missing since Sept -07 2026. 🙏🙏🙏 Pass it on.)
I'm so afraid for this baby'
www.wtkr.com/missing-pers...
I'm so afraid for this baby'
www.wtkr.com/missing-pers...
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All the spiders whose webs I vacuumed before putting up decorations are gonna be so pissed when they see me put up fake spiderwebs
September 23, 2026 at 9:41 PM
All the spiders whose webs I vacuumed before putting up decorations are gonna be so pissed when they see me put up fake spiderwebs
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Never been to the opera before?
Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
September 24, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Never been to the opera before?
Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
Now’s your chance. We’re giving away 70,000 free tickets to the @metopera at the iconic Lincoln Center. Go to on.nyc.gov/opera to enter the lottery. There’s not a bad seat in the house.
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Remembering Jim Henson, born on this day, 1936.
September 24, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Remembering Jim Henson, born on this day, 1936.
Here cosplaying carelessness. I love anime, cosplay, epic fantasy, speculative fiction, Space, delicious sentences, D&D, memes that get you banned from the group chat, and laughing at my internal monologue. Most likely to forget I was supposed to be in that meeting minutes ago because see above.
September 24, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Here cosplaying carelessness. I love anime, cosplay, epic fantasy, speculative fiction, Space, delicious sentences, D&D, memes that get you banned from the group chat, and laughing at my internal monologue. Most likely to forget I was supposed to be in that meeting minutes ago because see above.
That post PMDD period clarity can have you scheduling an apology tour.
PMDD will have you calling yourself a crazy bitch after you get through the worst of it.
September 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
That post PMDD period clarity can have you scheduling an apology tour.