Someone please help me download this to my phone. I’m sad, broken, and full of rage (I understand this is the starting position for State fans but I think this game gave me an aneurism).

Is that the worst way to lose a football game?!!?

Goddamn!

My class has been begging for Christmas music all week. Today, they learned of the monkey’s paw. I had tears running down my face, it was perfection!

Jurassic Park and Borat.