After the horror show of last season, the start of this summer window has brought such ‘top 4 hopes & dreams’. But like the Emperors new clothes, we are very naked up top. How are we going to the score goals to take us to the title/UCL place etc as we can’t win 0-0 every week?

“Process led by Venkatesham & Lange”…is a truly terrifying sentence these days.

“The Window Shuts, The Questions Remain and now we're in the game, It's up to you, you Lilywhites, to play the Tottenham way.”

…albeit with 11 fit players. Wonderful writing as usual Mr Fisher.

To get WHL Premier League attending fans back on side, should the board admit it has been a colossal cluster f**k/shit show watching a home game these last few years by offering cheaper ticketing next season throughout, along with an (up to) 20% discount (1% per year of having one) on ST renewals?

True, people do react differently and I’m sure that person may have done it differently if given the chance to do it again. We all make bad calls at times. Not sure we are all tied to the actions of our Fathers in influencing our decisions on when a stranger does that though.

However we decide to protest (including the above) there is probably only one thing they will listen to and that’s the fact that yet again it’s another game where £10k+ people decided not to go (and it’s a Champions League game). That’s what gets them really worried as any similar business would.

Let's not 'be fair' to an aggressive idiot with pint glass harassing a person just because he spends fortunes. I've followed the club for decades, spent fortunes and have been upset by the running of it but still somehow managed not to aggressively impose myself on any of the public facing owners.

She was engaging, didn't leave straight away after show finished. Very easy to have avoided a small event straight after Saturday's incident. Wanted to say "I'm really sorry about the pint glass idiot" but guessed she doesn't want reminding of it. Her appearance did give me a little hope to be fair.

*meet*

Was so wonderfully put together and acted out. Such a tribute not only to John but the eternally wonderful Rob White. Lovely to catch up Alan and to met Tom.

I'm going tonight (Trauma) and tomorrow (Therapy). I can't see it playing out any other way. Hopefully see you there 👍

Massive ‘reverse Martin Jol half time vibes’ incoming. I even feel for him. That’s where we are 😳 Could be a horror show.

With no European football next season, does this give Poch longer weeks he needs on the training ground with the team to make us 'a force again'. Meaning the last 7 years become some sort of Bobby Ewing* trippy ride that we can wipe from our memories (aside from Bilbao).

*One for the teenagers.

In fairness to the Eye Bleeders it’s going to be worth £££ A beautiful all white Villa 1-3 FA Cup third round loss top…along with the half and half Blackburn 4-4 Villa 125 Years shirt. We should celebrate dates less…or at least not against ‘the Villa’

That time of year. We have one moving in with baggage.

Maybe Xavi Simons can have that put in his contract. Not sure we can compete with OSGP (Off Street Goal Parking). Hey ho…at least we enquired/were 85% there/close to agreement etc…

Major draw v Parking the Ford Cortina behind the goal posts. I know they think they have made progress but that was their 'Peak' right there.

That’s actually an image of him calling Frank to say no thanks (but he’s sorry).

Least we forget that he said on The Overlap Neville interview that he doesn’t go on a summer holiday because of the transfer window. Laughable. As are we.