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Petal is out. No one panic. But really...panic.

I constantly think about how Elmo said Balsamic Vinegar.

I wonder if the cotton candy guy at the Strawberry Festival is doing okay wherever he is.

My TomoDachi thinks he's a ghost from the submarine that imploded.

Good grief, this hits home.

The blue jello will always be the best flavor. Add a dollop of whipped cream and it's *chef's kiss*

Telling students that happiness is conditional is both so rewarding and heartbreaking. Let's dissect that, actually. They can't run away from my class.

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As a nonfiction writer, this means I thought about a minor inconvenience, smiled, and thought, "that would be a good essay."

Asking students which they thought was weirder: Hyberballad or Wuthering Heights.

Unanimously: We are working on papers. Leave us alone.

Even my students are tired of me.

Elmo’s beef with Rocco has got to be one of the top ten beefs in pop culture.

I never thought I'd here, but I guess I'm in my taxidermy era.

Tonight's mental breakdown sponsored by "Two Night" by Tierra Whack.