Isaac
@isaacgordon.com
outdoor enthusiast
indoor mega enthusiast
...actually, maybe I just like doors
he/him
indoor mega enthusiast
...actually, maybe I just like doors
he/him
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Isaac
@isaacgordon.com
· Nov 20
another cup of coffee could fix me
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Trying to stay hydrated but just keep pissing it all out
October 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Trying to stay hydrated but just keep pissing it all out
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subtly undoing all my hard work, as a treat
October 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
subtly undoing all my hard work, as a treat
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Babe come over we’re having an emergency last minute frozen pizza for dinner
October 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Babe come over we’re having an emergency last minute frozen pizza for dinner
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Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown
October 4, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Telling a child that they were adopted is the hardest thing about being a party clown
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mustard: too bossy! they need to call it mayard
October 4, 2026 at 10:06 PM
mustard: too bossy! they need to call it mayard
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I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
October 3, 2026 at 1:54 AM
I’ve decided to put myself out there (in the dumpster)
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sweet nothings have more calories than u think
October 1, 2026 at 9:18 PM
sweet nothings have more calories than u think
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Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples
October 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Please flatten your palm and fingers when feeding me apples
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how can we be sure that anything is butter
October 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
how can we be sure that anything is butter
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Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired
September 26, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Saw your man pushing a boulder up the hill. He looked tired
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when I get older ✔️
losing my hair ✔️
many years from now ❌
losing my hair ✔️
many years from now ❌
October 1, 2026 at 12:49 AM
when I get older ✔️
losing my hair ✔️
many years from now ❌
losing my hair ✔️
many years from now ❌
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omg do i have to do everything around here
September 29, 2026 at 3:43 PM
omg do i have to do everything around here
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i brought baklava to a gun fight and everyone complemented me on my flaky layers before i got shot
September 29, 2026 at 1:24 PM
i brought baklava to a gun fight and everyone complemented me on my flaky layers before i got shot
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i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
September 29, 2026 at 8:49 PM
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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Damn girl, are you chocolate? Because I love you but you almost killed my dog
September 28, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Damn girl, are you chocolate? Because I love you but you almost killed my dog
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You're in her DMs? Bro, I'm inner peace.
September 24, 2026 at 12:06 PM
You're in her DMs? Bro, I'm inner peace.
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and what do you think would be the first rule of the socratic method club?
September 24, 2026 at 7:50 PM
and what do you think would be the first rule of the socratic method club?
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Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
September 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Sometimes feel like I don't really have imposter syndrome
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Me saving something in my drafts: this will come in handy later!
Me looking through my drafts later: damn I should have gone to the hospital
Me looking through my drafts later: damn I should have gone to the hospital
September 18, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Me saving something in my drafts: this will come in handy later!
Me looking through my drafts later: damn I should have gone to the hospital
Me looking through my drafts later: damn I should have gone to the hospital
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If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony.
September 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
If that pasta musical wins best stage play then that proves anyone can rig a Tony.
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the sudo command is just the Bene Gesserit voice for linux
September 16, 2026 at 12:37 AM
the sudo command is just the Bene Gesserit voice for linux
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I respect my haters and share their concerns
September 15, 2026 at 3:00 AM
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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The judge calls for a brief recess because my head is stuck in my sweater
September 9, 2026 at 6:18 PM
The judge calls for a brief recess because my head is stuck in my sweater