Ishmael
@ishmaelnotahab.bsky.social
Call me Ishmael 🇮🇪|| mulletclad dykething, meathead philosopher extraordinaire ||pfp+banner: @inuamaru.bsky.social||🔞minors fuck off forever i swear to-
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Landlord sent me the amount I need to pay this September (USD): $500 in rent, and $399 in utilities, totaling up to $899. I've upped the target goal to $1,000 so my bank isn't totally empty and I still have leftover funds to get through next month. Any amount helps!
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September 3, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Landlord sent me the amount I need to pay this September (USD): $500 in rent, and $399 in utilities, totaling up to $899. I've upped the target goal to $1,000 so my bank isn't totally empty and I still have leftover funds to get through next month. Any amount helps!
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im positive im absolutely Cooked because i had a dream where there was a new crossworlds character that was literally just the polar express guy but his name was simply "Unc" . pic provided for your convenience
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 PM
im positive im absolutely Cooked because i had a dream where there was a new crossworlds character that was literally just the polar express guy but his name was simply "Unc" . pic provided for your convenience
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been enjoying my time in the backrooms by making forgeries of the artworks i've been provided within
September 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
been enjoying my time in the backrooms by making forgeries of the artworks i've been provided within
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it’s like this
March 12, 2026 at 6:28 PM
it’s like this
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June 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
September 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Pretty funny that Ed Sheeran seemingly only hired Irish people and yet didn't see this coming.
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Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
The FBI has reportedly relaxed hiring standards that previously automatically disqualified applicants who admitted to hiring prostitutes, engaging in bestiality, or stealing from an employer.
The post FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’ first appeared on Mediaite.
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September 10, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Some of those that work forces
Are the same that fuck horses
Are the same that fuck horses
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*uncommonly loud clown nose honking noise*
September 14, 2026 at 5:47 PM
*uncommonly loud clown nose honking noise*
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Are you okay dude
September 15, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Are you okay dude
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September 15, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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RASCAL NEWSLETTER: The "Genocide Is Bad" organization has determined that this owners of this golf course actively support genocide. They have asked people not to play golf here, so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it. Now watch this drive
![A screenshot from Rascal's newsletter which reads:
[Blizzard Entertainment is owned by Microsoft, which has been named a "priority target" by the Boycott, Divestment, and Sanctions (BDS) movement over its complicity in Israel's ongoing occupation of Palestine and ethnic cleansing of the Palestinian people. That boycott explicitly extends to Xbox and Microsoft's gaming products. I am about to spend a few paragraphs writing about a game I love (warts and all), so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it.]
World of Warcraft has once again activated the siren call, luring me back to shores I've explored for the majority of my life at this point. This latest temptation is the strongest and most devious, nostalgia mixed with big promises in the form of Wow: Forever. (The essay goes on.)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mdv6ziftrioybhhoxqztquno/bafkreicritch25idnw2brdt4nlya6mfh2jyijsmvg6z5umyyge5ymiozqy)
September 15, 2026 at 1:53 PM
RASCAL NEWSLETTER: The "Genocide Is Bad" organization has determined that this owners of this golf course actively support genocide. They have asked people not to play golf here, so go forward fully informed about the political context surrounding it. Now watch this drive
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My daughter’s latest masterpiece
September 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
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having enough tummy that i can hit this neutral is immensely satisfying
September 14, 2026 at 4:41 AM
having enough tummy that i can hit this neutral is immensely satisfying
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good morning and happy Penis Monday to all the good people of tje world. and the bad ones too
September 14, 2026 at 9:49 PM
good morning and happy Penis Monday to all the good people of tje world. and the bad ones too
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He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
September 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
He cooked Ed Sheeran on IG
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while you were partying, i studied the blade. it's sharp and appears to be made of some kind of metal. if you touch it it hurts you
September 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
while you were partying, i studied the blade. it's sharp and appears to be made of some kind of metal. if you touch it it hurts you
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