IsSheAlexander
@isshealexander.bsky.social
I’m an esthetician and also a shitposter.
It’s been two years since Alone came out and I still haven’t seen a more iconic duo. I hope we’ll see Kim Petras and Miss Piggy do more collabs.
December 17, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s been two years since Alone came out and I still haven’t seen a more iconic duo. I hope we’ll see Kim Petras and Miss Piggy do more collabs.
I need @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social to know that I wasn’t able to make it to the BRAT tour because of school but I’m not a fake fan 🥹
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I need @charlixcxofficial.bsky.social to know that I wasn’t able to make it to the BRAT tour because of school but I’m not a fake fan 🥹
When someone intentionally rubs their crotch against me while passing behind me in the bar:
June 19, 2025 at 8:54 AM
When someone intentionally rubs their crotch against me while passing behind me in the bar:
Actual footage of me asking the internet why my ass is still little even though I leg press 410.
June 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Actual footage of me asking the internet why my ass is still little even though I leg press 410.
Even Henry Cavill had a twink era and we don’t talk about that enough
June 16, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Even Henry Cavill had a twink era and we don’t talk about that enough
Today, the monster was given her trazodone before going to see her doctor to get her nails done, and she was so hopped up on adrenaline that that it did not fully kick in until we got back in the car AFTER the visit.
June 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Today, the monster was given her trazodone before going to see her doctor to get her nails done, and she was so hopped up on adrenaline that that it did not fully kick in until we got back in the car AFTER the visit.
Some of you are coming back from #WorldPride2025 looking like this and we need to talk about it.
June 10, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Some of you are coming back from #WorldPride2025 looking like this and we need to talk about it.
Sacrifices must be made for the good of the class. Got my pits and legs (and toes) waxed by classmates today. #esthetician
May 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Sacrifices must be made for the good of the class. Got my pits and legs (and toes) waxed by classmates today. #esthetician
When autocorrect changes “Minthara” to “Montana” and suddenly Hannah Minthara is part of your head canon. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gaming
January 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When autocorrect changes “Minthara” to “Montana” and suddenly Hannah Minthara is part of your head canon. #bg3 #baldursgate3 #gaming
“How did you know I had a layover in Turkey?”
November 24, 2024 at 4:40 AM
“How did you know I had a layover in Turkey?”
The Cuntification of Anne Hathaway needs to be a university study because my god.
November 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
The Cuntification of Anne Hathaway needs to be a university study because my god.
Everyone else at the fertility clinic:
October 22, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Everyone else at the fertility clinic: