"Technology is better than Knowledge" --a statement from Daimon that was about rolls but he also meant it literally
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March 2, 2026 at 2:34 AM
"Technology is better than Knowledge" --a statement from Daimon that was about rolls but he also meant it literally
The Epic of Gilgamesh: *a tale highlighting the sovereign power of death and the inability of even the greatest of heroes to defeat it, forcing them to confront grief and mortality*
Issi: Okay but what if we just went and got the dead people and it was fine
Issi: Okay but what if we just went and got the dead people and it was fine
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March 2, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The Epic of Gilgamesh: *a tale highlighting the sovereign power of death and the inability of even the greatest of heroes to defeat it, forcing them to confront grief and mortality*
Issi: Okay but what if we just went and got the dead people and it was fine
Issi: Okay but what if we just went and got the dead people and it was fine
"Anton, if you want to go wrestle Gilgamesh, that might make him think about how he'd rather be wrestling his boyfriend."
"Yeah, that sounds about right for my relationships, sure."
"Yeah, that sounds about right for my relationships, sure."
March 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
"Anton, if you want to go wrestle Gilgamesh, that might make him think about how he'd rather be wrestling his boyfriend."
"Yeah, that sounds about right for my relationships, sure."
"Yeah, that sounds about right for my relationships, sure."
What if I REUNITED GILGAMESH AND ENKIDU and LOVE SAVED THE DAY
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March 2, 2026 at 2:16 AM
What if I REUNITED GILGAMESH AND ENKIDU and LOVE SAVED THE DAY
My mere presence keeps making these boys succeed at things and yet all they do is yell about "why are you doing that" and "put that down" and "stop to do a logic puzzle"
March 2, 2026 at 2:12 AM
My mere presence keeps making these boys succeed at things and yet all they do is yell about "why are you doing that" and "put that down" and "stop to do a logic puzzle"
"So you hear Issi doing some nonsense, and your magic senses start tingling..." --this experience continually happening is the real reason Daimon is so cranky all the time when I'm here
March 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
"So you hear Issi doing some nonsense, and your magic senses start tingling..." --this experience continually happening is the real reason Daimon is so cranky all the time when I'm here
WHAT IS THIS, METAL FOR GRANDMAS
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WHAT IS THIS, METAL FOR GRANDMAS
It's ACTION MAN! He's made of hammers!
March 2, 2026 at 1:25 AM
It's ACTION MAN! He's made of hammers!
Valencia cosmologically in the distance: You gave Issi dice, Daimon? YOU NEVER GIVE ISSI DICE.
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March 2, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Valencia cosmologically in the distance: You gave Issi dice, Daimon? YOU NEVER GIVE ISSI DICE.
Oopsie you made me annoyed with you for feminist and also personal reasons!
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March 2, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Oopsie you made me annoyed with you for feminist and also personal reasons!
Okay these boys are stuck in some sort of "thinking about the situation" loop so I'm gonna have to do this the sneakily hard way
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Okay these boys are stuck in some sort of "thinking about the situation" loop so I'm gonna have to do this the sneakily hard way
Daimon looking at the original first arrowhead knapped by a human: My friend Anton could totally make a better one of these, this is useless
March 2, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Daimon looking at the original first arrowhead knapped by a human: My friend Anton could totally make a better one of these, this is useless
There are three of us here but basically every single Ron was like "oh and fuck Daimon specifically"
March 2, 2026 at 12:16 AM
There are three of us here but basically every single Ron was like "oh and fuck Daimon specifically"
Anton has been afflicted with divine Tourette's Syndrome, where he just yells angry accusations at the gods who are already trying to kill him
March 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Anton has been afflicted with divine Tourette's Syndrome, where he just yells angry accusations at the gods who are already trying to kill him
Anton: Don't worry, Daimon. I'll spend several minutes vomiting stomach acid to burn our way out of here!
Daimon: Okay.
~~time goes by~~
Daimon: Okay, I'm just going to wizard us out now.
Daimon: Okay.
~~time goes by~~
Daimon: Okay, I'm just going to wizard us out now.
March 2, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Anton: Don't worry, Daimon. I'll spend several minutes vomiting stomach acid to burn our way out of here!
Daimon: Okay.
~~time goes by~~
Daimon: Okay, I'm just going to wizard us out now.
Daimon: Okay.
~~time goes by~~
Daimon: Okay, I'm just going to wizard us out now.
Destiny: Well, you COULD do that, but you would take so much damage you would instantly vaporize
Daimon: Okay, well, I'll do that one later then
Daimon: Okay, well, I'll do that one later then
March 2, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Destiny: Well, you COULD do that, but you would take so much damage you would instantly vaporize
Daimon: Okay, well, I'll do that one later then
Daimon: Okay, well, I'll do that one later then
"We are generally uninterested in each other." --Anton regarding Daimon
March 1, 2026 at 11:50 PM
"We are generally uninterested in each other." --Anton regarding Daimon
GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE HELP
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February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
GUYS COULD YOU PLEASE HELP
"So do you want to be disemboweled, or just bathed in my digestive acids?" --Anton having normal party relations with Daimon
February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
"So do you want to be disemboweled, or just bathed in my digestive acids?" --Anton having normal party relations with Daimon
OF COURSE why wasn't I just TRIUMPHING every time goddammit this is exactly what Valencia would have told me to do
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February 9, 2026 at 2:40 AM
OF COURSE why wasn't I just TRIUMPHING every time goddammit this is exactly what Valencia would have told me to do
Luckily, I'm GREAT at magical escapes
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Luckily, I'm GREAT at magical escapes
"Don't try to do the crafts project yourself," Destiny said. "You need these other guys. Do a spell about it," he said.
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February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
"Don't try to do the crafts project yourself," Destiny said. "You need these other guys. Do a spell about it," he said.
Every time Anton flies magically past Daimon's cage there is a swelling of romantic music
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February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Every time Anton flies magically past Daimon's cage there is a swelling of romantic music
Apparently Daimon just takes damage from party drugs? Especially ones that are made of fish poop? #WowWeFoundHim #ThePartyPooper
February 9, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Apparently Daimon just takes damage from party drugs? Especially ones that are made of fish poop? #WowWeFoundHim #ThePartyPooper
We're using my hair as a filtration device to save the fish people #IAmIncredible
February 9, 2026 at 1:46 AM
We're using my hair as a filtration device to save the fish people #IAmIncredible