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itarredacted.bsky.social
FEET-SEEKING MISSILE
@itarredacted.bsky.social
poly&closed, macro/micro, feet/paws, vore, well-dressedness, cosmic horrors abound / 37 - minors will receive orbital bombardment DNI [another fine rocketsystem product]
Pinned
🎊 🎉
Our partners sure are something else, lol, they know exactly what to say to get us. 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡
September 12, 2026 at 7:36 PM
If you’re not doing “hopelessly, helplessly small” as your preferred size difference in macro/micro are you even doing it right? [yes, you are, all size difference ratios are amazing and you’re doing wonderful and we love you for it, keep it up! send whatever you got to us!]
September 12, 2026 at 6:19 PM
“No. No…you can make us even smaller you know.” - Us, constantly, to everyone.
September 11, 2026 at 9:47 AM
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🐾so many of them!🐾
September 8, 2026 at 7:45 PM
We’ll throw this on here! Hit us with it!
September 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
We would describe our enthusiasm for being exceptionally small compared to you as being quite large.
September 10, 2026 at 7:31 PM
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"There you are buddy! Lets continue playing!!!"
September 2, 2026 at 2:46 AM
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Another day, another micro under paw~
August 28, 2026 at 2:24 AM
“Up on the Hill” by Ween really gets us.

Smelly friends are great and if you’ve got the right kind of smells [“hard days work”, paws/feet, socks, shoes] we want to park our face with our nose squarely set upon ye.
September 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
It’s important to remind you all that we have once again thought about your paws/feets.

Those thoughts are specifically about us being of such a small size that they are truly massive and being in extremely close proximity to the point of contact with them, and any foot/pawwear we may encounter.
September 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
🎊 🎉
September 4, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Hello
This account will contain:

Feets
Paws
Shoes
Socks
Macro
Micro
Extreme Micro
Musk
Sweat
Latex
Hypnosis
Rubber
Gore
Violence
BDSM
Well-Dressedness
Body Stuff
Our dick
Deez nutz
September 4, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Yeah well we’re probably the shortest and there’s no way to disprove that because you’d have to find us first…
You are not the tallest person on bluesky
September 4, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Been thinking of a “1001 Ways to Die As A Micro” story series after we thought up a story idea where a micro friend somehow falls into the soda of a macro friend and after finally floating up can’t get their mouth above the thin layer of carbon dioxide gas sitting on the surface, thus passing out.
September 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
It’s been a while since we properly used this AD, but we’ve lost patience waiting for locks and will now be horny on this here main.

If we just followed you and you’ve no idea who we are feel free to ping for a refresher. We only followed folks who we know and previously mutual-followed ADs with.
September 4, 2026 at 6:59 PM
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Happy beans day to those who celebrate
July 23, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Damn you’re small! #sizesky
July 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
strong agree [horny]
We feel it’s important to remind everyone: paws

Thanks for listening.
November 17, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Paws, but like…ya’ know…/paws/…right? 👀💦
November 16, 2024 at 6:34 PM