Claire Zee
@itbeclairezee.bsky.social
Just a funny girl who won't fix your computer. Somewhere between your crush's crush and your favorite trainwreck. Medically considered "a Cat Girl".
Linktree: linktr.ee/ItBeClaireZee
Linktree: linktr.ee/ItBeClaireZee
Took advantage of getting home from work early to make sure I can bring my partner home to a home-cooked meal!
August 28, 2026 at 10:37 PM
Took advantage of getting home from work early to make sure I can bring my partner home to a home-cooked meal!
Profile picture change!
August 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Profile picture change!
Thought I'd do something different with my hair, now I have bangs.
August 26, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Thought I'd do something different with my hair, now I have bangs.
Who needs to go to a gas station for hot dogs when you got me to cook 'em!
June 12, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Who needs to go to a gas station for hot dogs when you got me to cook 'em!
Nothing like a flat fucking tire nearly a month after getting a new car to capstone the day.
And because there's no donut, I can't even take my car home, and it's gotta be towed to get a tire change. Which means I have to get an Uber/Lyft to get home.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
And because there's no donut, I can't even take my car home, and it's gotta be towed to get a tire change. Which means I have to get an Uber/Lyft to get home.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
May 27, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Nothing like a flat fucking tire nearly a month after getting a new car to capstone the day.
And because there's no donut, I can't even take my car home, and it's gotta be towed to get a tire change. Which means I have to get an Uber/Lyft to get home.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
And because there's no donut, I can't even take my car home, and it's gotta be towed to get a tire change. Which means I have to get an Uber/Lyft to get home.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
"Watch the Tram Car, Please!"
May 17, 2026 at 2:57 AM
"Watch the Tram Car, Please!"
No one asked, but "Yes, the glasses stay on."
April 29, 2026 at 1:42 AM
No one asked, but "Yes, the glasses stay on."
Guess who I'm behind about a month later.
All I'm saying is if I see a pilot who appears to rely on Tesla self-, driving, I'm gonna be like, "Boy, I hope he's qualified."
All I'm saying is if I see a pilot who appears to rely on Tesla self-, driving, I'm gonna be like, "Boy, I hope he's qualified."
Just passed a Tesla with a vanity license plate. "NO HANZ". And apparently if their plate frame is correct, they're a Cessna pilot. All the more reason for me to stay firmly planted on the ground.
April 27, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Guess who I'm behind about a month later.
All I'm saying is if I see a pilot who appears to rely on Tesla self-, driving, I'm gonna be like, "Boy, I hope he's qualified."
All I'm saying is if I see a pilot who appears to rely on Tesla self-, driving, I'm gonna be like, "Boy, I hope he's qualified."
For the second night in a row @paramountplus.com has forcibly changed the live feed as @colbertlateshow.bsky.social was about to start, and refused to connect to the channel airing the show. They wanna play censorship games like that, they can fuck off.
April 15, 2026 at 3:52 AM
For the second night in a row @paramountplus.com has forcibly changed the live feed as @colbertlateshow.bsky.social was about to start, and refused to connect to the channel airing the show. They wanna play censorship games like that, they can fuck off.
- Bought $50 worth of scratch offs.
- Won $55
- Also won a free $2 and $5 ticket.
- Won $55
- Also won a free $2 and $5 ticket.
April 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
- Bought $50 worth of scratch offs.
- Won $55
- Also won a free $2 and $5 ticket.
- Won $55
- Also won a free $2 and $5 ticket.
Reposted by Claire Zee
So at one point when I started playing Fallout Shelter, I took one of the Vault Dwellers that I thought looked closest to me, renamed her, and gave her glasses. Tell me how I just recently maxed out her SPECIAL and only just now realized it basically looks like Sarah McBride?
April 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
So at one point when I started playing Fallout Shelter, I took one of the Vault Dwellers that I thought looked closest to me, renamed her, and gave her glasses. Tell me how I just recently maxed out her SPECIAL and only just now realized it basically looks like Sarah McBride?
So at one point when I started playing Fallout Shelter, I took one of the Vault Dwellers that I thought looked closest to me, renamed her, and gave her glasses. Tell me how I just recently maxed out her SPECIAL and only just now realized it basically looks like Sarah McBride?
April 10, 2026 at 4:32 AM
So at one point when I started playing Fallout Shelter, I took one of the Vault Dwellers that I thought looked closest to me, renamed her, and gave her glasses. Tell me how I just recently maxed out her SPECIAL and only just now realized it basically looks like Sarah McBride?
I voted for Herb Conway.
I voted for Corey Booker.
I voted for Andy Kim.
I voted for a Barbara Buono
I voted for Phil Murphy.
I voted for Mikie Sherrill.
I voted (regrettably) voted for Biden.
My state was called for Kamala while I was in line to vote, so my vote didn't matter.
I voted for Corey Booker.
I voted for Andy Kim.
I voted for a Barbara Buono
I voted for Phil Murphy.
I voted for Mikie Sherrill.
I voted (regrettably) voted for Biden.
My state was called for Kamala while I was in line to vote, so my vote didn't matter.
April 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
I voted for Herb Conway.
I voted for Corey Booker.
I voted for Andy Kim.
I voted for a Barbara Buono
I voted for Phil Murphy.
I voted for Mikie Sherrill.
I voted (regrettably) voted for Biden.
My state was called for Kamala while I was in line to vote, so my vote didn't matter.
I voted for Corey Booker.
I voted for Andy Kim.
I voted for a Barbara Buono
I voted for Phil Murphy.
I voted for Mikie Sherrill.
I voted (regrettably) voted for Biden.
My state was called for Kamala while I was in line to vote, so my vote didn't matter.
Felt cute, might delete later.
Unless the bombs beat me to it.
Unless the bombs beat me to it.
April 7, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Felt cute, might delete later.
Unless the bombs beat me to it.
Unless the bombs beat me to it.
It's been long overdue. Invoke the #25thAmendment. Remove the Cinnamon Toast Dunce now.
April 6, 2026 at 11:26 PM
It's been long overdue. Invoke the #25thAmendment. Remove the Cinnamon Toast Dunce now.
Let's say we the bombs drop and somehow people survive. Is it gonna be Fallout rules as far as money goes? Is there only certain brands of caps we're using (like how it's pretty much established that you're only using Nuka, Sunset Sasparilla, Bawls, and Vim caps) (cont.)
April 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Let's say we the bombs drop and somehow people survive. Is it gonna be Fallout rules as far as money goes? Is there only certain brands of caps we're using (like how it's pretty much established that you're only using Nuka, Sunset Sasparilla, Bawls, and Vim caps) (cont.)
When they have to rely on Semantics, they know they've already lost.
April 5, 2026 at 12:49 PM
When they have to rely on Semantics, they know they've already lost.
Dear Algo, show me less white liberal and Blue MAGA opinions.
April 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Dear Algo, show me less white liberal and Blue MAGA opinions.
I don't know how my spouse found it, but I'm not sure I can quantify what I'm feeling looking at this into words.
March 31, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I don't know how my spouse found it, but I'm not sure I can quantify what I'm feeling looking at this into words.
Some nights it's just a "touch my butt and I'll Doordash us some Taco Bell night".
March 30, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Some nights it's just a "touch my butt and I'll Doordash us some Taco Bell night".
She's a solid 2, but she knows how to stuff a cabbage.
March 28, 2026 at 3:03 AM
She's a solid 2, but she knows how to stuff a cabbage.
Why is it that Google seems to reward me MORE money for receipts with LESS money spent? Make it make sense.
March 25, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Why is it that Google seems to reward me MORE money for receipts with LESS money spent? Make it make sense.
Getting ready for work would be so much easier for me if I wasn't getting intrusive thoughts about how my spouse should just hold me down and knock me up, despite the medical impossibility.
March 20, 2026 at 11:37 AM
Getting ready for work would be so much easier for me if I wasn't getting intrusive thoughts about how my spouse should just hold me down and knock me up, despite the medical impossibility.
Just passed a Tesla with a vanity license plate. "NO HANZ". And apparently if their plate frame is correct, they're a Cessna pilot. All the more reason for me to stay firmly planted on the ground.
March 19, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Just passed a Tesla with a vanity license plate. "NO HANZ". And apparently if their plate frame is correct, they're a Cessna pilot. All the more reason for me to stay firmly planted on the ground.