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Kae Winters
@itsallohkae.bsky.social
World's greatest user of hyperbole
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Look, it's been hard for me to figure out how to talk about the difference between healthy masculinity and bullshit, weak, fear-based control fantasies, but BOY HAS THIS WEEK MADE EVERYTHING MORE CLEAR.
January 28, 2026 at 12:25 AM
how the fuck is anyone supposed to function right now
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 AM
今年のおみくじは吉です

I pulled good fortune this year
January 2, 2026 at 3:13 AM
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Wake up babe, new crime just dropped
December 16, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Tail is pillow
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Spot the difference
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Happy Blart-day to all those who observe!
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
獅子に噛まれちゃった🥰
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
My episode of @crowdcontroldo.bsky.social just debuted! If you've got @dropout.tv, check it out. I'm biased, but it's very funny. And also horny!

watch.dropout.tv/crowd-contro...
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
hElpiNg
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!

Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.

Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!

#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!
October 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Hey what's up I was in this so you should watch it by signing up for @dropout.tv and supporting these very good funny people!
Crowd Control Trailer [Dropout Exclusive Series]
YouTube video by Dropout
www.youtube.com
August 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Why yes, I am in Philly. Why do you ask?
June 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Damn‼️ Federal agents blew a door off for this?

Federal agents blasted their way into an LA home where Jenny Ramirez lives with her boyfriend and two kids.

She heard the blast while checking on her 6-year-old, with her 1-year-old in her arms.

Ramirez says everyone in the home is a U.S. citizen.
🧵
June 27, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Four LAPD officers on horseback surround a man laying on the ground, trample him, and beat him with their polycarbonate "saber" batons.
June 9, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Every time they say “we can’t afford that,” remember: they could afford armored tanks, a dictators birthday parade, and enough tear gas to choke a city. They just don’t want you fed, safe, or alive.
June 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Credit: Spacebunnynews1
Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize
June 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Posole ramen. Was just as good as it looks.
May 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Loki butt
May 20, 2025 at 6:23 AM
If today is hard for you, I see you and I love you.
May 11, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I made a Lego bonsai today and discovered that the cherry blossoms are in fact tiny pink frogs.
May 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
My Nan snuggled up under the blanket I made her. 🥰
May 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Why didn't anyone tell me how fun Legos are?
April 19, 2025 at 6:17 AM