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It's Chughes
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Ey I'm fuckin' gawkin here.

Texas. Marginal poster.

The spoiled kid at your birthday party when he realizes he’s not getting a gift
July 23, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Getting kicked out of the lactation pod because they apparently don’t accommodate *all* types of milking
June 23, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Spectrum internet got hit by a Zerg swarm.
April 6, 2026 at 12:26 PM
I know a side quest when I see one
March 26, 2026 at 12:01 AM
When anyone asks about my dog
March 15, 2026 at 3:57 AM
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
When I see the Krampustani Taliban creeping up on OP North Pole
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Personally I think the American healthcare system rules
December 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 9:37 PM
December 19, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Doing the Driving Crooner bit with St. Thomas Aquinas' skull
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Dude thank god I never have to go on Maron
June 11, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Me in the recruiters office for WWIII:
June 13, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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If Hinge is the app that’s meant to be deleted, Tinder is the app that isn’t intended to be installed.

Hello my name is Marshall Townsend and please welcome me to Blue Sky!

Intinded*, is that something?
May 16, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Me and my homie arguing about dinner
May 31, 2025 at 1:02 AM
[Muslim Theo Von doing his podcast]

“Riley bring up if it’s haram for a Camel to ride a bicycle”
May 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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Me and Anubis are laughing at how heavy your heart is, man. He’s doing bits. Like acting like he can’t even lift it with both hands haha. Acting like he’s doing bicep curls with it. I’m like, damn, Anubis is in his bag
August 12, 2024 at 1:20 AM
I have read

the JFK files

that were in

the CIA

and which

you were probably

saving

for podcast

Forgive me

they weren't redacted

so secret

and so cold
March 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Running into people I barely know in the park, hooted off my ASS
January 26, 2025 at 4:34 AM
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This Friday, @itschughes.bsky.social and I are saving Christmas. Get your tickets below.
December 9, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Hey I’m going to the gas station to hold space for the lyrics from Defying Gravity. Y’all need anything?
November 23, 2024 at 11:52 PM
I went to the low T center and nobody knew you 😂
November 21, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Buying cinnamon Zyn because it’s fall
October 28, 2024 at 10:13 PM
We’re so back on Bluesky
October 17, 2024 at 10:09 PM
Uber driver: Having a good night tonight?

Me, two edibles deep:
October 26, 2023 at 2:37 PM