Lol got suspended from the bird site for a full week for THIS? Maybe I'm getting close to having my account nuked :(
March 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Lol got suspended from the bird site for a full week for THIS? Maybe I'm getting close to having my account nuked :(
Album of the year has a horse butthole on the cover art and let me tell you; that horse butthole IS thematically relevant
December 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Album of the year has a horse butthole on the cover art and let me tell you; that horse butthole IS thematically relevant
It was no big deal. did I mention I had extra lisdexamfetamine so I took a double dose to see what it's like. Would you believe it made me anxious?
What's up bluesky? I'm gonna staying here for the weekend because I just faceplanted so hard in someone's dms that I felt the need to uninstall Twitter.
December 19, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It was no big deal. did I mention I had extra lisdexamfetamine so I took a double dose to see what it's like. Would you believe it made me anxious?
There's not as much content when I follow 60 people
December 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
There's not as much content when I follow 60 people
There's a new type of guy probably
December 19, 2025 at 8:31 PM
There's a new type of guy probably
I'm not forgetting fast enoughhhhhghhhh
What's up bluesky? I'm gonna staying here for the weekend because I just faceplanted so hard in someone's dms that I felt the need to uninstall Twitter.
December 19, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I'm not forgetting fast enoughhhhhghhhh
The only way to post out is to post through.
December 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The only way to post out is to post through.
I'm probably out of everyone's algorithm cuz I never post here. Time to spam likes on all my internet buddies' posts with the ulterior motive of getting them to see my posts.
December 19, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I'm probably out of everyone's algorithm cuz I never post here. Time to spam likes on all my internet buddies' posts with the ulterior motive of getting them to see my posts.
Ngl I had some bangers on here. Like most strokes of genius, unappreciated in their time
December 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Ngl I had some bangers on here. Like most strokes of genius, unappreciated in their time
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Shooting my smoke alarm with a gun
December 27, 2023 at 5:28 AM
Shooting my smoke alarm with a gun
Reposted by Jonk.
I eat cans of beer like gushers
December 27, 2023 at 5:28 AM
I eat cans of beer like gushers
Reposted by Jonk.
My favorite state is west vagina
February 5, 2025 at 9:20 PM
My favorite state is west vagina
Reposted by Jonk.
Searching zillow for "yawning chasm"
February 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Searching zillow for "yawning chasm"
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Maybe the modern satanic panic will be worth it if it results in a scene revival in 2040
February 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Maybe the modern satanic panic will be worth it if it results in a scene revival in 2040
Reposted by Jonk.
Yummm eggs and penis sauce for breakfast
April 16, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yummm eggs and penis sauce for breakfast
Reposted by Jonk.
You want to kill me? Over my dead body.
April 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
You want to kill me? Over my dead body.
Reposted by Jonk.
I've been to the moon the McDonald's menu there fucking sucks
September 20, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I've been to the moon the McDonald's menu there fucking sucks
Reposted by Jonk.
Remember in oldboy when he got sick of dumplings? That didn't make any sense. Dumplings taste so good.
December 19, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Remember in oldboy when he got sick of dumplings? That didn't make any sense. Dumplings taste so good.
I forgot how many cool people were smart enough to abandon the hell app. Unfortunately it's a one of a kind drug. You really can't get that same flavor of a insanity anywhere else
December 19, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I forgot how many cool people were smart enough to abandon the hell app. Unfortunately it's a one of a kind drug. You really can't get that same flavor of a insanity anywhere else
We've been monitoring your behavior, and have come to the conclusion that you're a dork. An absolute dweeb.
December 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
We've been monitoring your behavior, and have come to the conclusion that you're a dork. An absolute dweeb.
"yesterday" but I'm the only one that remembers what pooping is
December 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
"yesterday" but I'm the only one that remembers what pooping is
Doing illegal gun modifications by turning it into drug paraphernalia in a way that renders the firearm inoperable
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Doing illegal gun modifications by turning it into drug paraphernalia in a way that renders the firearm inoperable
It's kinda crazy how when you're strung up by the legs upside down, ur head starts to feel funny after a bit
December 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's kinda crazy how when you're strung up by the legs upside down, ur head starts to feel funny after a bit
Bro ur castle is made out of sand I could seige that in like a minute
December 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Bro ur castle is made out of sand I could seige that in like a minute