🚀mike 💫
@itstherocketeer.bsky.social
Certified Ninja Turtle Expert + Toy Photography + Professional Puppeteer + cohost: @ninjaturtleph.bsky.social + he/him
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i feel like this is their 4th new service
October 5, 2026 at 2:35 PM
i feel like this is their 4th new service
this is, unfortunately, an instant cop
September 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
this is, unfortunately, an instant cop
cody is my cohost
September 12, 2026 at 5:09 PM
cody is my cohost
tik tok says they’re buns too
September 12, 2026 at 4:49 PM
tik tok says they’re buns too
does he have the butthole
August 27, 2026 at 10:02 PM
does he have the butthole
it’s been in my head since the first commercial for it waaaaay back in 2005
August 20, 2026 at 3:43 AM
it’s been in my head since the first commercial for it waaaaay back in 2005
i got Badtz Rodan and Hello Godzilla
August 19, 2026 at 9:18 PM
i got Badtz Rodan and Hello Godzilla
it’s funny because the tekko-kagi usually associated with Jennika don’t come with the yellow turtle girl
August 18, 2026 at 11:35 PM
it’s funny because the tekko-kagi usually associated with Jennika don’t come with the yellow turtle girl
show the booty jon
August 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
show the booty jon
it’s the Rocketeer!
July 26, 2026 at 2:14 AM
it’s the Rocketeer!
MOTU was so much fun
July 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
MOTU was so much fun
i think it also needed the second episode right after to kinda give a little more breathing room
July 8, 2026 at 3:36 PM
i think it also needed the second episode right after to kinda give a little more breathing room
i’m also in the mountains this weekend
i brought some figures to shoot. i’ll avenge you
i brought some figures to shoot. i’ll avenge you
June 27, 2026 at 3:26 AM
i’m also in the mountains this weekend
i brought some figures to shoot. i’ll avenge you
i brought some figures to shoot. i’ll avenge you
that feels like a threat
June 23, 2026 at 4:07 PM
that feels like a threat