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ivannabespanked.bsky.social
@ivannabespanked.bsky.social
She/They, Pan, Leftist, Smihilist, ACAB, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Atheist. I got all the opinions.
That moment the DR stops asking "when was your last period" and starts asking "do you still get your period?" You feel SO OLD
August 6, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Can someone please explain why I went to the ER in sever pain stemming from large fibroids ansld ovarian cysts, shaking and struggling to breath from pain and was told to go home and take aleve.
My male roommate goes in with a hairline fractured rib and gets anti-inflammatory and pain patches
July 30, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Holy shit! Mitch McConnell AND Lindsy Graham??
The gods, they smile upon us this fine day
July 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I finally figured out how we ended in a place where half the country doesnt give a shut about graped kids. They have been looking the other way for their church leaders for decades
July 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
July 9, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Squeaky tank!!
June 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I dont care what the event is, watching tanks roll down the streets of our capital is unnerving
June 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
2025 and they still can't come up with a universal audio that is straightforward, intuitive, and easy to use? Streamers, and I assume others types of content, lose 1000s of hours yearly on audio issues. I am not even. A creator and it pisses me off
June 2, 2025 at 7:04 AM
You ever play monopoly? What happens when one person has all the money? Everyone else has to sell their houses and mortgage their property. Then what happens when they cant pay the rent? They go bankrupt, and when everyone goes bankrupt? It's game over
May 25, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Was today years old when I realized Guinness beer and the Guinness Book of World Records are the same Guinness
May 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I am at that age where people start saying crazy shit like "act your age"
May 15, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I am often told I believe that no matter what Trump does, i would never give him credit. I will go on record as saying if trump can lower perceptions cost, with no strings attached, I will say he did a good thing
May 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Reposted
May 11, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Yo tariffs came for my struggle meal. We eat a lot of curry cause it is cheap, tasty, and filling. A can of the generic coconut milk is over 4 dollars. Sigh, let the games begin
May 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
We didn't start the fire
May 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
With as big as a shitshow that the world is, pope Bob seems somehow fitting
May 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Trump is offering 1000 bucks to immigrants to self-deport. Are anyone's else's spidey sense tingling? It feels like a trap. Like it is gonna lead to something bad
May 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Happy 420 ya'll
April 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The best thing about being poor is knowing that even at rock bottom, you will figure out a way to survive with reasonable ease. We have trained for and expected the worst-case scenario every day of our lives. We have the tools and knowledge. The middle class and higher would have no clue what to do
April 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The thing about the depression is a lot of people even most, from my understanding, owned their own home. Yes there was a lot of foreclosures but at least they had shelter to start with. Now we don't own our homes, we rent at exorbitant prices. I wonder how that would affect things 🤔
April 9, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Pride is gonna be wild this year. If we are still able to celebrate pride
April 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
They are seaking the death penalty for Luigi?
Do you want riots? This is how you get riots
April 1, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Elon and trump seem to think their are saving money by cutting SS. Are they planning on still having us pay SS tax?
March 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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Vaccines don't cause autism but if they did a bunch of alive autistic adults is much better than polio and having polio and dying of polio
March 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM