It’s feet Friday! 🦶🏻
September 18, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It’s feet Friday! 🦶🏻
Can you let me crack before you kys?
September 18, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Can you let me crack before you kys?
It’s Wishing We Were Wet Wanking and Sloppily Making Out Wednesday
September 17, 2026 at 1:18 AM
It’s Wishing We Were Wet Wanking and Sloppily Making Out Wednesday
Sorry gays I’m 100% heterosexual.
September 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Sorry gays I’m 100% heterosexual.
I can’t believe it’s been a year since this day last year.
September 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I can’t believe it’s been a year since this day last year.
It’s wanking Wednesday.
September 9, 2026 at 11:14 PM
It’s wanking Wednesday.
I don’t personally know anybody named Ethan and I’m really happy about that.
September 9, 2026 at 10:27 PM
I don’t personally know anybody named Ethan and I’m really happy about that.
I’m not gay, it’s the micro plastics.
September 9, 2026 at 7:52 PM
I’m not gay, it’s the micro plastics.
The micro plastics are causing gay thoughts.
September 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The micro plastics are causing gay thoughts.
Your soulmate actually is the insane guy on Bluesky btw.
September 8, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Your soulmate actually is the insane guy on Bluesky btw.
Os habéis parado a pensar de la gente maravillosa que habéis rechazado por querer estar con alguien que no daria ni lo más minimo por ti.
September 1, 2026 at 6:19 AM
Os habéis parado a pensar de la gente maravillosa que habéis rechazado por querer estar con alguien que no daria ni lo más minimo por ti.
People who live in LA posting “end of summer” stuff SYBAU it’s still hot asf here until October.
August 31, 2026 at 4:11 PM
People who live in LA posting “end of summer” stuff SYBAU it’s still hot asf here until October.
I have not lost my virginity because I never lose. Remember to lock in.
August 25, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I have not lost my virginity because I never lose. Remember to lock in.
Having over 10 photos/videos on your Instagram post carousel is doing too much.
August 22, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Having over 10 photos/videos on your Instagram post carousel is doing too much.
You’re fatter than you realize.
August 17, 2026 at 4:52 PM
You’re fatter than you realize.
If you’re mean to me, you’re automatically an opp.
August 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
If you’re mean to me, you’re automatically an opp.
If a trans woman busts inside you, is that gay? Asking for a friend.
August 11, 2026 at 10:06 PM
If a trans woman busts inside you, is that gay? Asking for a friend.
I love being a federal agent.
August 11, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I love being a federal agent.
No babe you can’t suck out my farts when we have guests over.
August 11, 2026 at 2:49 AM
No babe you can’t suck out my farts when we have guests over.
Painting the toilet bowl red with the HEMMY ! 🩸
August 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Painting the toilet bowl red with the HEMMY ! 🩸