Jake Clerico
j-odinsson.bsky.social
Jake Clerico
@j-odinsson.bsky.social
I write stuff, you should pay me for it.

https://jclericoblog.com/
Quit drinking a month ago, been in a calorie deficit, and started intermittent fasting a week ago. All with going to the gym on a regular basis.

And all I have to show for it is that I've gained 3 more pounds. I'm gonna have a fucking aneurysm.
September 15, 2026 at 1:24 PM
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TIM CURRY DIED TOO
August 26, 2026 at 3:51 PM
You, my friend, contain multitudes.
August 17, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I'm cute as fuck boi
June 29, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Sometimes I remember that the US is in this situation because people threw such a fucking temper tantrum from having ONE person of color in a position of power that they elected an unqualified pedophile who's never done anything positive one day in his life.

And man do I fuckin hate that.
June 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Me: *takes my medication*

Also me, five minutes later: "Did I take my medication?"
May 13, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Viktor Orbán lost. More like Loser Orbán am I right?

hahahahahahkillmehahahahahahahaha
April 13, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I am truly amazed at how little our elected officials work. Were any of us to spend this much time on "vacation," we'd lose everything.
April 7, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Gee I'm glad I turned 30 before it all went to shit.
April 7, 2026 at 8:18 PM
April 3, 2026 at 11:15 AM
I'm at my limit
March 29, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Reposted by Jake Clerico
Luis Bermudez will be voicing the mischievous and ambitious villain, Koga in the English dub 😏🗡️

Notable roles:
▪️ Blanka - Street Fighter 6

▪️ Carlito - Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster

▪️ Koana - Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail

#BLACKTORCH streams on Crunchyroll July 2026

@luisbermudezvo.bsky.social
March 28, 2026 at 5:16 AM
Sup? I made a blog and here's my first post:

I’m angry – Jake's Blog share.google/yVZV9GsJPgMB...
I’m angry
I’m full of despair and lacking in hope, but most of all, I’m angry. I’m angry that our voices go unheard by our elected officials because it doesn’t put money in their pockets anymore. I’m angry t…
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March 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Hey NFL? Not cool with the creepy ass robot commercial thanks
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I bought some apple cinnamon air wick refills yesterday and they smell like bubblegum. This is not what I purchased.
February 7, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I can't help but wonder if I'm too emotional. I can't seem to detach myself from my job to the point where helping people do sports betting doesn't disgust me.

Anyway help me find a job please.
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Hey I still feel this way but worse. And more specific. Customer service is fine, but customer service for what I'm currently doing suuuuuuuucks.
I need a new job. Something that isn't customer service. I've been in this field for over a decade and it's driving me insane. Just put me in a position where I can work on tasks or something all day without needing this.
January 24, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Kindly asking bsky to change the app color back, I liked the old one better
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Hey Rocket Money stop telling me I have a low balance in my bank account I AM WELL AWARE
November 18, 2025 at 2:42 PM
We're back baby
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Let me write, let me edit, let me proofread, let me create. I don't care what it is just not this anymore.
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I need a new job. Something that isn't customer service. I've been in this field for over a decade and it's driving me insane. Just put me in a position where I can work on tasks or something all day without needing this.
November 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
After re-watching the 2018 Halloween, I've come to the conclusion (as a long time fan of the series) that it was exactly the sequel/reboot the original needed, or at least deserved.

It wasn't perfect, but it told a solid story, provided excellent tension, and paid homage to the original
November 3, 2025 at 4:25 AM
There's no better slasher film and, in my opinion, no better horror film.
November 1, 2025 at 3:16 AM