Jake 🇵🇸
@j320.bsky.social
northern reticulated vegan chipmunk
scotland (any/all)
music i like: https://www.last.fm/user/eyeopener_
films i like: https://boxd.it/fhrir
scotland (any/all)
music i like: https://www.last.fm/user/eyeopener_
films i like: https://boxd.it/fhrir
Reposted by Jake 🇵🇸
I am watching this AI drama like I'm TMZ right now
so after getting exposed for sniping that physics prize by stealing some legit mathematicians' work, and that one quitter who was like "it's gonna kill us all" suddenly elon and sam altman are both are like "hmm maybe we should scale back"
so after getting exposed for sniping that physics prize by stealing some legit mathematicians' work, and that one quitter who was like "it's gonna kill us all" suddenly elon and sam altman are both are like "hmm maybe we should scale back"
September 13, 2026 at 5:53 AM
I am watching this AI drama like I'm TMZ right now
so after getting exposed for sniping that physics prize by stealing some legit mathematicians' work, and that one quitter who was like "it's gonna kill us all" suddenly elon and sam altman are both are like "hmm maybe we should scale back"
so after getting exposed for sniping that physics prize by stealing some legit mathematicians' work, and that one quitter who was like "it's gonna kill us all" suddenly elon and sam altman are both are like "hmm maybe we should scale back"
George W Bush did WHAT?
September 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
George W Bush did WHAT?
I think I would make an excellent beer baron tbh.
September 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
I think I would make an excellent beer baron tbh.
Bluesky is about nine people but nine people posting constantly.
September 8, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Bluesky is about nine people but nine people posting constantly.
Disappointed my dad couldn't find a place closer to the sea for his new house.
September 4, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Disappointed my dad couldn't find a place closer to the sea for his new house.
I am not a gamer, but I think fucking with gamers is the moment capitalism's hubris has finally gone too far for its own survival.
Sony says "reasonable consumers" know they don’t own the digital PlayStation games they buy.
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
It argues that it's "not plausible" to suggest that when they buy a digital game they actually believe they're "obtaining ownership" of it.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/sony-sa...
Sony says ‘reasonable consumers’ know they don’t own the digital games they buy | VGC
It’s “not plausible” to suggest people believe they’re “obtaining ownership”…
www.videogameschronicle.com
September 1, 2026 at 1:17 PM
I am not a gamer, but I think fucking with gamers is the moment capitalism's hubris has finally gone too far for its own survival.
Mint Poppets and coffee is a 10/10 breakfast experience.
August 31, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Mint Poppets and coffee is a 10/10 breakfast experience.
I manage to move through space in the most autistic ways possible.
August 30, 2026 at 2:01 PM
I manage to move through space in the most autistic ways possible.
boy, we can do much more together
August 29, 2026 at 6:10 PM
boy, we can do much more together
As the only ontologically correct individual on the entire planet, I'm letting you know that Toploader's version of Dancing in the Moonlight actually a great fucking time and it's everyone else who is wrong about this.
August 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
As the only ontologically correct individual on the entire planet, I'm letting you know that Toploader's version of Dancing in the Moonlight actually a great fucking time and it's everyone else who is wrong about this.
I didn't know that I could fancy Mark Ruffalo more.
August 25, 2026 at 4:54 PM
I didn't know that I could fancy Mark Ruffalo more.
the moon is fucking sick
August 24, 2026 at 8:07 PM
the moon is fucking sick
are spurs... are spurs worse?
August 22, 2026 at 6:09 PM
are spurs... are spurs worse?
Jane Schoenbrun, I love you and the way you come up with endlessly inventive ways to deepen my endlessly unresolved crisis of gender.
August 21, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Jane Schoenbrun, I love you and the way you come up with endlessly inventive ways to deepen my endlessly unresolved crisis of gender.
I used to go on this website called twitter dot com back in 2020 and just post some of the worst takes imaginable like it was my job.
August 19, 2026 at 10:22 PM
I used to go on this website called twitter dot com back in 2020 and just post some of the worst takes imaginable like it was my job.
I swear the pigeons on sauchiehall street are plotting something and I think it's gonna be bad.
August 19, 2026 at 5:16 PM
I swear the pigeons on sauchiehall street are plotting something and I think it's gonna be bad.
All I want is to work at an independent cinema of some kind. That's all I need from life. Pay me in films (and some money).
August 19, 2026 at 8:00 AM
All I want is to work at an independent cinema of some kind. That's all I need from life. Pay me in films (and some money).
I keep having to do this every time i listen to the new Phoebe.
August 18, 2026 at 7:11 AM
I keep having to do this every time i listen to the new Phoebe.
1 like and I'll quit my job
August 17, 2026 at 12:56 PM
1 like and I'll quit my job
Far too often when I'm having a conversation with new people about movies they'll say some version of "Don't judge me but I still just love H*rry P*tter"
I just want you to know that I am judging you. Very much so.
I just want you to know that I am judging you. Very much so.
August 16, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Far too often when I'm having a conversation with new people about movies they'll say some version of "Don't judge me but I still just love H*rry P*tter"
I just want you to know that I am judging you. Very much so.
I just want you to know that I am judging you. Very much so.
I have loved you for the last time (is it a video)
August 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I have loved you for the last time (is it a video)
I've had three beers tonight
August 15, 2026 at 12:39 AM
I've had three beers tonight
The entirety of UK media needs to look at itself deeply in the mirror tonight. They will not and never will.
August 14, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The entirety of UK media needs to look at itself deeply in the mirror tonight. They will not and never will.
You know, maybe three decades of following Liverpool and premier league football is enough.
August 14, 2026 at 4:06 PM
You know, maybe three decades of following Liverpool and premier league football is enough.
I've become such a recluse in the last year. I really need to make some (preferably queer) friends.
August 12, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I've become such a recluse in the last year. I really need to make some (preferably queer) friends.