For some reason, the place I'm getting my oil changed at is showing a video game simulation of the local football game instead of the actual game.
October 10, 2026 at 11:01 PM
For some reason, the place I'm getting my oil changed at is showing a video game simulation of the local football game instead of the actual game.
Ben Franklin in a bar with his hands on his brow. A bent, lit cigarette betweeen his fingers: "God. I CANNOT take another fictional character travelling back in time to interrupt my kite experiment!"
October 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Ben Franklin in a bar with his hands on his brow. A bent, lit cigarette betweeen his fingers: "God. I CANNOT take another fictional character travelling back in time to interrupt my kite experiment!"
One of these days, I'm going to learn how to spell/pronounce Monstressor and Armatildo so I can be faster on the jokes.
September 30, 2026 at 3:04 PM
One of these days, I'm going to learn how to spell/pronounce Monstressor and Armatildo so I can be faster on the jokes.
When I die, split my carcass in half and use it to cover mermaid boobs. Then I'll be happy.
September 25, 2026 at 11:26 PM
When I die, split my carcass in half and use it to cover mermaid boobs. Then I'll be happy.
Those clowns at Nintendo did it again! What a bunch of clowns.
September 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Those clowns at Nintendo did it again! What a bunch of clowns.
DLSS Kirby until he has peach fuzz and blood veins visible under his porous skin
September 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
DLSS Kirby until he has peach fuzz and blood veins visible under his porous skin
Had a dream I saw a disturbing animated short about a depressed dog. There was a scene of it in a dark octagonal closet with mirrors on all sides and it was just staring at its infinite reflection. It's face becoming more creepy (Bloody Mary style).
September 7, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Had a dream I saw a disturbing animated short about a depressed dog. There was a scene of it in a dark octagonal closet with mirrors on all sides and it was just staring at its infinite reflection. It's face becoming more creepy (Bloody Mary style).
Google has now asked me this 4 times and has now payed me a total of 40 cents in Google Play credit to say "I don't know" every time.
September 6, 2026 at 4:41 PM
Google has now asked me this 4 times and has now payed me a total of 40 cents in Google Play credit to say "I don't know" every time.
Writing. When I was a kid, I was like "UGH! Who would want to scrawl/type WORDS all day?" Nowadays, I find it very therapeutic. It's like playing with action figures, but with the structured/thoughtful storyline my adult brain demands. A void I thought could be filled with TTRPG's.
September 6, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Writing. When I was a kid, I was like "UGH! Who would want to scrawl/type WORDS all day?" Nowadays, I find it very therapeutic. It's like playing with action figures, but with the structured/thoughtful storyline my adult brain demands. A void I thought could be filled with TTRPG's.
Ad from my weather app. Sponsored by mice.
September 5, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Ad from my weather app. Sponsored by mice.
Reposted by J52
I'm pretty sure Sonic the Hedgehog is some kind of eldritch fiend that drives people to madness (myself included)
August 26, 2026 at 1:26 AM
I'm pretty sure Sonic the Hedgehog is some kind of eldritch fiend that drives people to madness (myself included)
I turned off letting Twitch use my streams for generative AI training. AI generated streams vastly improved across the board.
August 14, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I turned off letting Twitch use my streams for generative AI training. AI generated streams vastly improved across the board.
Sometimes, I wish Walt Disney was still alive so we'd have one insane 200-year-old billionaire trying to destroy the auto industry.
July 15, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Sometimes, I wish Walt Disney was still alive so we'd have one insane 200-year-old billionaire trying to destroy the auto industry.
I remember liking The Kwicky Koala Show as a kid, but nowadays, I think he looks like a guy who would vote to add lead to public school drinking water.
July 15, 2026 at 12:51 AM
I remember liking The Kwicky Koala Show as a kid, but nowadays, I think he looks like a guy who would vote to add lead to public school drinking water.
What kind of world are we leaving for our AI-generated children?
July 14, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What kind of world are we leaving for our AI-generated children?
Old Star Wars EU be like...
MOST BOLD STAR WARS CHARACTERS:
1. Darth Vader
2. Admiral Thrawn
3-8. Various guys from the cantina scene.
9. Daarth Vaader
10. Prince Xizor
MOST BOLD STAR WARS CHARACTERS:
1. Darth Vader
2. Admiral Thrawn
3-8. Various guys from the cantina scene.
9. Daarth Vaader
10. Prince Xizor
July 5, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Old Star Wars EU be like...
MOST BOLD STAR WARS CHARACTERS:
1. Darth Vader
2. Admiral Thrawn
3-8. Various guys from the cantina scene.
9. Daarth Vaader
10. Prince Xizor
MOST BOLD STAR WARS CHARACTERS:
1. Darth Vader
2. Admiral Thrawn
3-8. Various guys from the cantina scene.
9. Daarth Vaader
10. Prince Xizor
Tenor shutting down means I still won't ever be able to find the gif I want to actually post.
July 1, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Tenor shutting down means I still won't ever be able to find the gif I want to actually post.
Two sentence horror
Verizon guy: "Can you hear me now...???"
No response, for he was in a microwave oven...
Verizon guy: "Can you hear me now...???"
No response, for he was in a microwave oven...
June 29, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Two sentence horror
Verizon guy: "Can you hear me now...???"
No response, for he was in a microwave oven...
Verizon guy: "Can you hear me now...???"
No response, for he was in a microwave oven...
Shoutout to that bug in Digimon World on PS1 where the save file shows the species of your current digimon, but doesn't clear out the string from previous saves, so you end up with crap like this:
June 14, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Shoutout to that bug in Digimon World on PS1 where the save file shows the species of your current digimon, but doesn't clear out the string from previous saves, so you end up with crap like this:
I figured out way too damn late I'm my life that "sticking out like a sore thumb" refers to how a sore thumb FEELS, not how it looks.
June 14, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I figured out way too damn late I'm my life that "sticking out like a sore thumb" refers to how a sore thumb FEELS, not how it looks.
Dreamt George W called my place of work and I was the one who took the call. My coworkers gathered around to listen in. I just heard background voices. I turn to the crowd. "He's not saying anything. Do I just tear into him over 9/11 and the Iraq war?"
June 11, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Dreamt George W called my place of work and I was the one who took the call. My coworkers gathered around to listen in. I just heard background voices. I turn to the crowd. "He's not saying anything. Do I just tear into him over 9/11 and the Iraq war?"
In the early 2000's the internet had a lot of guys who liked DBZ and had a Sonic fan character who was Sonic, but colored 0 red, 0 blue, 100 green and they made sprite comics and flash animations. This was to save memory.
June 7, 2026 at 12:06 AM
In the early 2000's the internet had a lot of guys who liked DBZ and had a Sonic fan character who was Sonic, but colored 0 red, 0 blue, 100 green and they made sprite comics and flash animations. This was to save memory.