Jack Adrian
@jackadrian.bsky.social
I don't know who needs to hear this, but r*ping children and eating human flesh definitely qualify as "high crimes and misdemeanors."
February 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but r*ping children and eating human flesh definitely qualify as "high crimes and misdemeanors."
Sitting in the airport lobby, and two people walk in. #Mamdani is on the screen, and he's announced a 2% tax increase on anyone making over a million $.
They start freaking tf out. "Socialist freak!"
Then the news switched to #AlexPretti and they were *silent.*
They start freaking tf out. "Socialist freak!"
Then the news switched to #AlexPretti and they were *silent.*
January 28, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Sitting in the airport lobby, and two people walk in. #Mamdani is on the screen, and he's announced a 2% tax increase on anyone making over a million $.
They start freaking tf out. "Socialist freak!"
Then the news switched to #AlexPretti and they were *silent.*
They start freaking tf out. "Socialist freak!"
Then the news switched to #AlexPretti and they were *silent.*
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
In 10 hours of DoorDashing, I made $148. Or $14/hr. Which, after I just paid two automatic speeding tickets, literally the only two I've ever gotten in my life, I've netted $5.
So.
So.
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
In 10 hours of DoorDashing, I made $148. Or $14/hr. Which, after I just paid two automatic speeding tickets, literally the only two I've ever gotten in my life, I've netted $5.
So.
So.
What fucking stage of capitalism is it when you have to *pay* just to *see* a job ad?
Are they really expecting us to pay for the pleasure of being autorejected by these companies' AI resume filters?
Are they really expecting us to pay for the pleasure of being autorejected by these companies' AI resume filters?
January 23, 2026 at 4:27 AM
What fucking stage of capitalism is it when you have to *pay* just to *see* a job ad?
Are they really expecting us to pay for the pleasure of being autorejected by these companies' AI resume filters?
Are they really expecting us to pay for the pleasure of being autorejected by these companies' AI resume filters?
I've been DoorDashing for like five minutes. Half of all orders are to Mickey D's. Literally everyone who works at the Golden Arches speaks Spanish.
Has #ICE really thought this through? We all saw the reports on their physical tests. We can connect the dots.
Has #ICE really thought this through? We all saw the reports on their physical tests. We can connect the dots.
January 23, 2026 at 3:57 AM
I've been DoorDashing for like five minutes. Half of all orders are to Mickey D's. Literally everyone who works at the Golden Arches speaks Spanish.
Has #ICE really thought this through? We all saw the reports on their physical tests. We can connect the dots.
Has #ICE really thought this through? We all saw the reports on their physical tests. We can connect the dots.
Why not just call it the "War is Peace Board"? #problemsolved #
January 20, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Why not just call it the "War is Peace Board"? #problemsolved #
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Trump on why he pardoned notorious drug trafficker Juan Hernandez: “It was a Biden set up. Take any country you want. If someone sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life.”
January 3, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Trump on why he pardoned notorious drug trafficker Juan Hernandez: “It was a Biden set up. Take any country you want. If someone sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president and put him in jail for the rest of his life.”
Therapy has failed. Back to functional alcoholism like our ancestors intended.
October 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Therapy has failed. Back to functional alcoholism like our ancestors intended.
Ok, I think I'm getting it. #Politicalviolence is partisan, completely avoidable, and we should be ashamed of ourselves. #Gunviolence is the price of freedom, unavoidable, and something we've become so desensitized to except when it's a rich, white, asshole.
September 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ok, I think I'm getting it. #Politicalviolence is partisan, completely avoidable, and we should be ashamed of ourselves. #Gunviolence is the price of freedom, unavoidable, and something we've become so desensitized to except when it's a rich, white, asshole.
August 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Weee, let's learn a nationalistic version of history and get indoctrinated into The Heritage Foundation's cult! (Or at least learn why they're full of shit, as if it wasn't obvious already) #Project2025 #Podcast2025
SR: Conserving America, Part 2 | Podcast 2025
My guest in this special report is, I'm sure not one will be super surprised, Keith! We continue our discussion of the The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 training videos. This is the second one, "...
thepodcast2025.podbean.com
July 24, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Weee, let's learn a nationalistic version of history and get indoctrinated into The Heritage Foundation's cult! (Or at least learn why they're full of shit, as if it wasn't obvious already) #Project2025 #Podcast2025
Wee, editing a podcast somehow gives me something to do during the slide into Fascism. Analyzing a Fascist's view of history, I guess? #Project2025
SR: Conserving America, Part 1 | Podcast 2025
My guest in this special report is, I'm sure not one will be super surprised, Keith! We continue our discussion of the The Heritage Foundation's Project 2025 training videos. This is the second one, "...
thepodcast2025.podbean.com
July 19, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Wee, editing a podcast somehow gives me something to do during the slide into Fascism. Analyzing a Fascist's view of history, I guess? #Project2025
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The Party told you to deny the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most sacred commandment. #MAGA
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July 7, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Party told you to deny the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most sacred commandment. #MAGA
So the #BigBeautifulBill is kicking millions off of #Medicaid and closing thousands of hospitals around the country, nevermind the SS stuff. Sorry, the ICE stuff.
Here's the thing: I voted against this. I campaigned against this.
And next time this is something I can vote against, I will. 1/🧵
Here's the thing: I voted against this. I campaigned against this.
And next time this is something I can vote against, I will. 1/🧵
July 7, 2025 at 3:34 PM
So the #BigBeautifulBill is kicking millions off of #Medicaid and closing thousands of hospitals around the country, nevermind the SS stuff. Sorry, the ICE stuff.
Here's the thing: I voted against this. I campaigned against this.
And next time this is something I can vote against, I will. 1/🧵
Here's the thing: I voted against this. I campaigned against this.
And next time this is something I can vote against, I will. 1/🧵
Look, everyone. The solution is *not* #Mamdani. The solution is to do everything we've been doing, to follow the exact same playbook, the exact same "solutions" that got us into this mess, and to continue to trust the Capitalist system that is enabling our 90° slide into Fascism.
July 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Look, everyone. The solution is *not* #Mamdani. The solution is to do everything we've been doing, to follow the exact same playbook, the exact same "solutions" that got us into this mess, and to continue to trust the Capitalist system that is enabling our 90° slide into Fascism.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but someone is lying to you. Nothing makes me want to buy a product less than having my music, YouTube video, or show violently interrupted to #advertise something I dont want anyway.
May 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but someone is lying to you. Nothing makes me want to buy a product less than having my music, YouTube video, or show violently interrupted to #advertise something I dont want anyway.
At least now I know if I ever want to buy a house, I should just film myself saying a slur and declare on gofundme that I'm being oppressed.
#America
#America
May 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
At least now I know if I ever want to buy a house, I should just film myself saying a slur and declare on gofundme that I'm being oppressed.
#America
#America
April 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM