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jacob
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silly man. drum bopper and synth exploder.
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hello everyone my band put out a new song and i would love if you listened to it dicejail.bandcamp.com/track/caught...
Caught in the Rot, by Dice Jail
track by Dice Jail
dicejail.bandcamp.com
my whole childhood i thought they used horse hooves to make glue. it blew my mind when i learned that they mill the horses whole
September 18, 2026 at 6:16 AM
i'm also no longer touring with ed sheeran, having finally listened to his music.
September 16, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Kids today need to be a little less pro nouns and a little bit more pro verbs I say as I load the barrel into my mouth
September 13, 2026 at 6:20 PM
damn i straight up don't have a single use outside of my art lol
September 8, 2026 at 10:15 PM
mullets have done irreparable damage to the world
September 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
order corn
September 5, 2026 at 2:55 PM
September 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
travis tritt uses midi banjos
September 4, 2026 at 6:05 AM
for a brief moment i considered never playing outdoor shows again, but instead i will focus that energy towards destroying the sun
August 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
beautiful women named 20% battery left keep messaging me
August 28, 2026 at 5:03 AM
can't believe we let that nsync guy gaslight us into thinking fatone was pronounced that way
August 28, 2026 at 4:04 AM
WWDD? should be the new mantra of the world going forward. coincidentally, that was also her cup size.
August 26, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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words can't describe the loss Appalachians are feeling right now as we say goodbye to our matriarch. may the butterflies guide you to rest sweet Dolly💖🦋
August 25, 2026 at 9:57 PM
at a time when heroes are so few, losing dolly really hurts
August 25, 2026 at 6:15 PM
bread bowl? without arms? fuckin doubt that
August 25, 2026 at 2:26 AM
hello everyone my band put out a new song and i would love if you listened to it dicejail.bandcamp.com/track/caught...
Caught in the Rot, by Dice Jail
track by Dice Jail
dicejail.bandcamp.com
August 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
bram stoker was actually the name of the dracula
August 19, 2026 at 7:38 PM
anxiously waiting on society to start falling after running off a cliff wile e coyote style all by yourself gorgeous?
August 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
10 years ago we had dire wolves and now all we have dire rhea
August 11, 2026 at 12:25 PM
August 10, 2026 at 10:12 AM
many people love the jimothy racoon with the jacked up spine but not me the man with jacked up spine.. thisshows you a lot about society
August 5, 2026 at 5:21 AM
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We wrote you some songs and The Gnarly Desk folks were kind enough to make you this video. Enjoy. youtu.be/tdBRnErUX5E?...
Gnarly Desk 5: Afterlife Crisis
YouTube video by The Gnarled String
youtu.be
August 3, 2026 at 2:21 AM
*rapper in the far flung dystopian future where credit score has been replaced by farts*

martin scorsese
my fartin score crazy
August 3, 2026 at 2:23 AM
the devil wears a suit and tie and god wears this
August 1, 2026 at 8:45 PM
it's me, the famous graphic designer for ken burns, ben kurns
July 31, 2026 at 10:20 AM