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Matt N
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Newly minted Canadian. Infrastructure architect. Hobbyist console restorer. Caffeinated.
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picardtips.bsky.social
Picard leadership tip: Think for yourself. Don't just repeat what other people say.
September 14, 2026 at 3:13 PM
jackandhishat.bsky.social
Me too, Doom. Me too. Think I’ll get a nice red if I get this job.
Dr. Doom sits with a wine glass in hand saying “I do love a good wine.” Clearly a refined gentleman.
September 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Today is a good day to unite and fuck the system. Says Skeletor also believing any day is a good day, it’s up to you and me.
September 7, 2026 at 7:03 PM
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sagan.bsky.social
“The public has a distorted view of science, because children are taught in school that science is a collection of firmly established truths. In fact, science is not a collection of truths. It is a continuing exploration of mysteries.”

— Freeman Dyson
A portrait of Freeman Dyson standing in front of a large chalkboard filled with handwritten mathematical and scientific notes. He is wearing a blue and white striped button-down shirt and light-colored trousers. Stacks of books are on the floor to his left.
September 7, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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buckyisotope.bsky.social
Oh we're halfway there
Oh oh running from a bear
I pushed you down
Accidentally I swear
Oh oh eaten by a bear
You were eaten by a bear
September 23, 2023 at 11:41 PM
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tylerfromtheinternet.com
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
A handicap blue and white painted sign on the asphalt of a parking space. The symbols are meant to be a pregnant women and a baby stroller, but it doesn't look like that. It looks like pac man being killed with scissors next to a dancer
March 8, 2026 at 8:25 PM
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sundaedivine.lol
Reporting live from the Canadian Department of “What the Fuck Are You People Doing?”
August 27, 2026 at 12:05 PM
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columbologist.bsky.social
91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick
August 27, 2026 at 6:13 PM
jackandhishat.bsky.social
August 7, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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theonion.com
“According to our trials, squinting your eyes and dramatically stating, ‘Hey dickbreath, suck on this,’ produced a dramatic surge in overall ballistic capacity,” said the study’s lead author
Study: Explosive Power Of Rocket Launcher Increased 35% By Shouting 'Suck On This'
BALTIMORE—Calling the study’s findings “revolutionary” for anyone currently staring down a henchman or terrorist, a study from Johns Hopkins University published Thursday found that the explosive powe...
theonion.com
August 6, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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edzitron.com
This is one of the most brutal episodes I've recorded, and is the culmination of years of theories that have now effectively been proven true. Whether or not people want to talk about it, Microsoft, Google, Amazon and Oracle's growth is now dependent on these two companies growing forever.
edzitron.com Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · Aug 7
Here's this week's Better Offline monologue.

70% or more of hyperscaler AI revenues are from Anthropic and OpenAI's compute spend and revenue shares. Without two unsustainable AI labs, the era of hypergrowth is coming to an end.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...
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Monologue: The Pale Horsemen Arrive
Podcast Episode · Better Offline · August 7 · 17m
podcasts.apple.com
August 7, 2026 at 4:45 AM
jackandhishat.bsky.social
Hey guys what does it mean when you don’t think we have a future and it feels like the world has beaten you down and now you just feel hollow? Asking for a friend
August 4, 2026 at 5:32 AM
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theonion.com
“Yes, that’s right, folks—I’m the adorable, adorable fluffy furball who has been crawling all over your social media feeds,” the commander-in-chief said before licking the back of his hand and letting out a playful mew.
Trump Baselessly Claims He Is Viral 40-Pound Tabby Cat Named Daddy Cinnamon
WASHINGTON—Promoting the unfounded assertion in an effort to improve his polling, President Donald Trump baselessly claimed during a White House press conference Monday that he was a viral 40-pound ta...
theonion.com
August 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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retepadam.bsky.social
I cannot stress enough how much The Onion’s Real InfoWars has become weekly appointment viewing.
I only have 2000 characters; I cannot hope to describe this image.
July 24, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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rvbdrm.com
Quick thinking having a tablecloth handy. I didn’t even notice the twitching from that dead robot.
July 22, 2026 at 3:38 AM
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xstylus.bsky.social
If you're even a _tiny_ bit into security and privacy, pay attention to this one.

A court filing in a case against cyberhacker Peter Stokes revealed Microsoft's GDID embedded in EVERY Win11 install provided the FBI the ability to trace his PC across VPNs(!!) & proxies(!!) across three countries.
Microsoft admits Windows 11 has a GDID tracker with no off switch, first documented publicly in an FBI hacker complaint
GDID is the persistent Windows ID that helped FBI trace a Scattered Spider hacker despite VPNs. Here's how it works and how to limit it.
www.windowslatest.com
July 18, 2026 at 8:54 AM
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publicaddress.bsky.social
Heh.
July 19, 2026 at 10:20 PM
jackandhishat.bsky.social
I’m tired of people being ugly to each other. We can and should be better than this
July 14, 2026 at 5:50 AM
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flavorflav.bsky.social
Many of y’all asked how you can support and donate to our female athletes and the celebrations,,, so I created a Go Fund Me. I’m hopeful this can have an impact beyond the weekend and help those that represent the best of the US

gofund.me/140322128
Donate to Support She Got Game: Celebrate Female Athletes, organized by Flavor Flav
Flavor Flav, the legendary rapper and Hollywood personality, has long been… Flavor Flav needs your support for Support She Got Game: Celebrate Female Athletes
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February 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
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n7eoj.bsky.social
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
July 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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edzitron.com
Tomorrow's premium: The Hater's Guide To SoftBank, a $200 billion holding company recklessly piloted by Masayoshi Son, a degenerate gambler that bet the house on Sam Altman, and will likely lose it all.

Here's $10 off annual.
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Putting aside the fantastical thinking and melodrama, Masayoshi Son needs far more than “potential” for his OpenAI play to work out. If OpenAI is able to go public, it’ll open up some degree of liquidity for SoftBank in the form of outright share sales and margin loans, but the former will tank their holdings of what’s likely to be a heavily-shorted stock, and the latter will connect a great deal of debt to OpenAI’s likely-volatile offering. If OpenAI can’t go public - due to the AI bubble bursting, due to insufficient interest at a trillion-dollar valuation, or simply because the company stinks and runs out of money - SoftBank will be left with very little leverage or room to maneuver, especially given that S&P downgraded its outlook to negative specifically because of its investments in OpenAI: The liquidity of SoftBank Group's investment portfolio will worsen because OpenAI now accounts for a bigger share of it. OpenAI Group PBC is a privately held U.S.-based AI research and development startup company. SoftBank Group's additional investment amount will be $30 billion (about ¥4.5 trillion). This has had a knock-on effect on the rating of the telecoms-focused Softbank Corp, which is now rated BBB, or the lowest-possible rung of investment-grade financing. To make matters worse, if SoftBank continues to hold a loan-to-value ratio of above 30% for much longer, it runs the risk of its debt getting downgraded even further, which would slam the door shut on its ability to raise money via bonds, which is…well, basically how SoftBank has functioned for the last 10 or 20 years. As I’ve mentioned, SoftBank’s OpenAI bets have also forced it to sell off its valuable holdings in T-Mobile and NVIDIA, and it’s reaching the outer limits of what it can borrow against its valuable ARM shares. What’s left of Vision Funds 1 and 2 are sunk into questionably-valued companies that will inevitably tank at any sign that SoftBank would dump their shares. ARM itself is a weak point … If OpenAI doesn’t go public, there’s a very real possibility that SoftBank collapses, or at the very least is forced to finally put an end to an era of unrivalled financial risk. It’s easy to like Masayoshi Son - to laugh at his goofy geese-related presentations and his ridiculous statements about the future - but in reality, he’s a deranged, delusional man with too much money and a few lucky breaks that saved him from annihilation. His future lies in Sam Altman’s hands, and if this is what finally ends his wasteful, reckless reign, it’s a well-deserved punishment for believing every damp, quirked-up white boy to beg him for a billion dollars. He’s an enabler, enabled by other enablers, that’s created a culture of unbelievable risk and destruction. I think it’s time for this era to end, and that starts with the unwinding of the Son dynasty.
July 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
InfoWars is now live.
WELCOME TO THE REAL INFOWARS
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July 2, 2026 at 11:58 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
22 hours to InfoWars.
July 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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catworkers.bsky.social
First day of plumbing school and he forgot to bring his tools. Also he just realised he's a cat.
A cat sitting in front of a water dish shaped like a toilet.
June 18, 2026 at 2:31 AM
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edzitron.com
So what you're saying is that I should make sure there's a return on my investment?

What are you, INSANE?
“Companies that don’t validate their reinvestment math against what automation actually returned, rather than what it was supposed to return,” the report concluded, “are compounding risk rather than managing it.”
June 1, 2026 at 8:13 PM