Jack Babalon
@jackbabalon.bsky.social
Milk shake thick. Whiskey strong.
I may be retired from recreational skiing but I assure you this is why you do your bumps off the toilet tank instead of off the toilet seat!
February 18, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I may be retired from recreational skiing but I assure you this is why you do your bumps off the toilet tank instead of off the toilet seat!
Strummer and Jones prepped us for this political moment decades ago. But still, a quick review might be in order:
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Strummer and Jones prepped us for this political moment decades ago. But still, a quick review might be in order:
When you win the FIFA World Peace Prize AND get an A+ on your MRI.
December 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
When you win the FIFA World Peace Prize AND get an A+ on your MRI.
Ready for the Weekend
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ready for the Weekend
I feel a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of women weren't being silenced by a smug dude-bro thinking he was on a mission from Jesus to make un-fuckable men feel justified about their shitty life choices.
September 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I feel a great disturbance in the Force... as if millions of women weren't being silenced by a smug dude-bro thinking he was on a mission from Jesus to make un-fuckable men feel justified about their shitty life choices.
This scene is happening in the wrong DC
August 15, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This scene is happening in the wrong DC
It's Mourning in America Again
August 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
It's Mourning in America Again
Welcome to the Work Week
August 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Welcome to the Work Week
June 2, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Welcome to the Work Week
March 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Welcome to the Work Week
This is Minnesota State Republican Representative Justin Eichorn, who prior to his arrest for soliciting a minor, introduced a bill (SF 2589) labeling opposition to the current POTUS as a bonafide mental illness. Again - your child is safer with a member of the trans community than a GOP politician
March 20, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is Minnesota State Republican Representative Justin Eichorn, who prior to his arrest for soliciting a minor, introduced a bill (SF 2589) labeling opposition to the current POTUS as a bonafide mental illness. Again - your child is safer with a member of the trans community than a GOP politician
Meanwhile Senate Dems take a 'victory' lap with the opposition after not shutting down the Galactic Council. Don't worry. Once Emperor Palpatine dips under a 40% approval rating they're really going to start the resistance.
March 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Meanwhile Senate Dems take a 'victory' lap with the opposition after not shutting down the Galactic Council. Don't worry. Once Emperor Palpatine dips under a 40% approval rating they're really going to start the resistance.
Welcome to the Work Week
November 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Welcome to the Work Week
Oakhurst Cemetery
November 24, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Oakhurst Cemetery
The song was 'Breathless' by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds. I danced unrehearsed down the aisle- filled with dash and swagger. A journey that had begun on a single knee in nocturnal Central Park was reaching its conclusion 16 months later on a glorious November dusk. We made it!
November 23, 2024 at 6:59 PM
The song was 'Breathless' by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds. I danced unrehearsed down the aisle- filled with dash and swagger. A journey that had begun on a single knee in nocturnal Central Park was reaching its conclusion 16 months later on a glorious November dusk. We made it!
It's Five O'clock somewhere
November 22, 2024 at 9:34 PM
It's Five O'clock somewhere
