JackStraw71
@jackstraw71.bsky.social
Any chance he’s willing to take in a play?
September 23, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Any chance he’s willing to take in a play?
To be fair, he is an incredibly fucked up individual
September 22, 2026 at 4:35 PM
To be fair, he is an incredibly fucked up individual
Because it was the same agreement that has been in place since the 50’s. They gave up nothing and gets him off their back for a while till he figures out what he signed.
September 22, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Because it was the same agreement that has been in place since the 50’s. They gave up nothing and gets him off their back for a while till he figures out what he signed.
Is he going to share his amazing discovery that dumb has a b in it?
September 22, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Is he going to share his amazing discovery that dumb has a b in it?
Would have been really funny if the escalator stopped again
September 22, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Would have been really funny if the escalator stopped again
Definitely going for a record on this one
September 22, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Definitely going for a record on this one
Dude is trying to hold in a tremendous fart.
September 21, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Dude is trying to hold in a tremendous fart.
Although it is a stupid comparison I can say as 55 year old man I have not been carded in quite some time.
September 21, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Although it is a stupid comparison I can say as 55 year old man I have not been carded in quite some time.
I notice Kash isn’t there. Is he too busy fucking a goat?
September 21, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I notice Kash isn’t there. Is he too busy fucking a goat?
Fine … then we can just hand him over to Iran directly to stand trial for war crimes. I’m confident they will give him a fair trial.
September 21, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Fine … then we can just hand him over to Iran directly to stand trial for war crimes. I’m confident they will give him a fair trial.
I feel for the guy but it’s not the same 60 Minutes. They will probably try to blame Biden for the deaths.
September 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
I feel for the guy but it’s not the same 60 Minutes. They will probably try to blame Biden for the deaths.
Oh no. How will I ever hear your lies?
September 18, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Oh no. How will I ever hear your lies?
How embarrassing
September 18, 2026 at 2:41 PM
How embarrassing
I find both options acceptable. Let’s make it happen.
September 18, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I find both options acceptable. Let’s make it happen.
As I often like to say, “Fuck Joe Manchin”
September 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
As I often like to say, “Fuck Joe Manchin”
Gotta be honest, I love Kwik Trip. I usually stop many times when I’m back home. Probably shouldn’t but I do.
September 17, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Gotta be honest, I love Kwik Trip. I usually stop many times when I’m back home. Probably shouldn’t but I do.
I hope he calls Dean Smith a piece of shit. That will seal it.
September 17, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I hope he calls Dean Smith a piece of shit. That will seal it.
Looks like he just did a whippet
September 16, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Looks like he just did a whippet
Scooby Snacks were a little stronger than he was expecting
September 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Scooby Snacks were a little stronger than he was expecting
Just do it and document it for posterity. Then have a big bonfire when the POS leaves office.
September 16, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Just do it and document it for posterity. Then have a big bonfire when the POS leaves office.
You also have morals. Never realized that was a requirement for simple math but here we are.
September 16, 2026 at 6:41 PM
You also have morals. Never realized that was a requirement for simple math but here we are.
I’m assuming there will be strict racial standards as well?
September 16, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I’m assuming there will be strict racial standards as well?
Good plan dipshit
September 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Good plan dipshit
I’m just going to assume there was a MAGA woman who wants to work at the FBI but her ex “forced” her to make a video that involved a dog and some peanut butter
September 15, 2026 at 3:19 PM
I’m just going to assume there was a MAGA woman who wants to work at the FBI but her ex “forced” her to make a video that involved a dog and some peanut butter