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Jacob
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CAYUTS
September 19, 2026 at 11:01 PM
before and after of our shrimp boil last night 🍤 🌽 🥔
September 19, 2026 at 12:09 PM
i’m not even that much of a rick devens hater but how many times do we have to do a basic jigsaw puzzle before we realize cbs desperately wants him to win lol #bb28
September 18, 2026 at 2:25 AM
MELODY BEAT THE KATHY HILLIS ALLEGATIONS #bb28
September 18, 2026 at 12:41 AM
drink every time dee says “in this game” #bb28
September 18, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Reposted by Jacob
Trans rights are human rights.

Don’t fuck with my trans homies or you’re not a friend of mine.
September 17, 2026 at 7:35 PM
does anyone remember playing this
September 17, 2026 at 7:11 PM
what is joe biden’s plan for eliminating doorbell sound effects in every single commercial
September 14, 2026 at 11:12 PM
adolescent me was onto something because fresca is still gas all these years later
September 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
do you understand how difficult it was to get up this morning after seeing mellow and rik doing this
September 14, 2026 at 3:07 PM
daily reminder that zverat is a giant piece of shit
If somehow you, reader, don’t know why we all fucking hate Zverev, aside from his totally uninteresting tennis, it’s because he’s a piece of shit.
September 13, 2026 at 9:55 PM
week 1 and this team is already making my anxiety spike to unprecedented levels
Tee Higgins with a diving catch just before the 2-minute warning
September 13, 2026 at 8:23 PM
rik says who dey!
September 13, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i think i blacked out during this
Kentucky Thicc Six on 3rd and 22
September 12, 2026 at 8:21 PM
literally had never seen this caterpillar before in my life and apparently they turn into moths?????
September 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
deactivated twitter here’s a pic of rik to celebrate
September 11, 2026 at 2:55 PM
queens of trying to save this horrid season #survivor #survivor48
April 17, 2025 at 1:45 PM
March 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
it’s their night 🙂‍↕️ #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
March 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
i’d like to order one (1) attention pls
November 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM