Jacob Haynes
@jacobroger.bsky.social
dad|husband|dog bro|neighbor|ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
tech nerd, metalhead, weekend musician, midnight writer, GADHD, veteran, still Christian
ATX
tech nerd, metalhead, weekend musician, midnight writer, GADHD, veteran, still Christian
ATX
Balogun can still play the next game if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
July 2, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Balogun can still play the next game if Mike Pence has the courage to do the right thing.
My mayor some guy, my bagel Costco, my Christian Pulisic, USA in eight
July 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
My mayor some guy, my bagel Costco, my Christian Pulisic, USA in eight
the weirdest part of my thirties has been all the sudden turning baseball years-old.
no idea why I subject myself to almost nightly disappointment by the Giants for half the year, but I guess this is just what I do now.
no idea why I subject myself to almost nightly disappointment by the Giants for half the year, but I guess this is just what I do now.
June 3, 2026 at 12:58 AM
the weirdest part of my thirties has been all the sudden turning baseball years-old.
no idea why I subject myself to almost nightly disappointment by the Giants for half the year, but I guess this is just what I do now.
no idea why I subject myself to almost nightly disappointment by the Giants for half the year, but I guess this is just what I do now.
hi quick question, where did the fun internet go?
June 3, 2026 at 12:52 AM
hi quick question, where did the fun internet go?
Really cool and great that there's accountability for the Epstein files in fucking DUBAI before the goddamn US of A.
Sultan Ahmed Bin Sulayem—”Close Personal Friend” Of Epstein— Resigns As CEO Of DP World
Billionaire Sultan Ahmed bin Sulayem resigns as DP World CEO after being named in Epstein files.
www.forbes.com
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Really cool and great that there's accountability for the Epstein files in fucking DUBAI before the goddamn US of A.
@repcasar.bsky.social what are we doing about the increased ICE presence in Kyle and Buda?
January 16, 2026 at 5:33 PM
@repcasar.bsky.social what are we doing about the increased ICE presence in Kyle and Buda?
Bombing for peace.
Retaliatory missiles for de-escaltion.
More bombs as a warning strike.
More missiles to save face.
Boots on the ground because liberation.
Retaliatory missiles for de-escaltion.
More bombs as a warning strike.
More missiles to save face.
Boots on the ground because liberation.
June 23, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Bombing for peace.
Retaliatory missiles for de-escaltion.
More bombs as a warning strike.
More missiles to save face.
Boots on the ground because liberation.
Retaliatory missiles for de-escaltion.
More bombs as a warning strike.
More missiles to save face.
Boots on the ground because liberation.
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fuck we're headed right into operation "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" aren't we?
June 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
fuck we're headed right into operation "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER" aren't we?
I'm so tired of fighting someone else's wars.
June 22, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I'm so tired of fighting someone else's wars.
guys idk if I can vape my way outta this one
June 19, 2025 at 4:12 AM
guys idk if I can vape my way outta this one
Give my latest blab a read, I think it's worth it. I quote Fred Durst and implore everyone to peacefully protest tomorrow.
You may all go to hell and I will go protest in Texas.
And you should too
open.substack.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Give my latest blab a read, I think it's worth it. I quote Fred Durst and implore everyone to peacefully protest tomorrow.
Councilor @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social has more spine than most of us. Thank you for putting your body on the line and standing up against ICE.
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
May 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Councilor @etelhaxhiaj.bsky.social has more spine than most of us. Thank you for putting your body on the line and standing up against ICE.
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
www.boston.com/news/local-n...
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I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE
May 8, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'M GONNA KEEP ON DANCIN AT THE
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Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
The entire administration is going to be staffed by Fox News hosts
May 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.
Everything is fucked so I'm obsessively rewatching every grainy video of Jeff Buckley the internet has to offer.
Anyways how u doin?
Anyways how u doin?
May 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Everything is fucked so I'm obsessively rewatching every grainy video of Jeff Buckley the internet has to offer.
Anyways how u doin?
Anyways how u doin?
Can the monkeys at the galactic typewriters please stop? You have gotten close enough to Shakespeare, I promise, just give us a night of peace.
Did the New England Patriots team plane just fly to Guantanamo? 👀
April 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Can the monkeys at the galactic typewriters please stop? You have gotten close enough to Shakespeare, I promise, just give us a night of peace.
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs
April 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs
Woke Ally Jerry Jones, welcome to the resistance brother ✊
This is NOT what I was expecting
April 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Woke Ally Jerry Jones, welcome to the resistance brother ✊
I'm getting more breaking news alerts about this spoiled mfer than Kilmar Abrego Garcia and Andry Hernandez Romero combined
April 26, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I'm getting more breaking news alerts about this spoiled mfer than Kilmar Abrego Garcia and Andry Hernandez Romero combined
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I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
youtube.com
March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
@booker.senate.gov thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
April 1, 2025 at 6:51 PM
@booker.senate.gov thank you, from the bottom of my heart.
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i need less decorum and more “home game in philadelphia” when it comes to the energy in the room.
March 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
i need less decorum and more “home game in philadelphia” when it comes to the energy in the room.
Aight I can't watch this mindlessness anymore, I'll catch the lowlights tomorrow. Back to basketball or videogames or some shit.
March 5, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Aight I can't watch this mindlessness anymore, I'll catch the lowlights tomorrow. Back to basketball or videogames or some shit.