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Stopped taking meeting notes due to AI notetakers only to be reminded almost immediately again that writing is thinking
July 28, 2026 at 2:49 PM
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i, too, often think with xhigh effort
June 26, 2026 at 10:07 AM
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Thrilled to announce that during the first leg of my trip I have gone through three (3) distinct versions of the Fantastic Four, a truly incredible outcome.

But yes, I'm definitely reading all these papers in the next flight.
The fact that I confidently printed 3 drafts and 2 papers to read during my 20+ hours of flight tomorrow is, truly, a testament to humankind's optimism and self-delusion.
June 23, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Posting from the #ATmosphereConf workshop
March 27, 2026 at 5:51 PM
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perfect time to deploy one of my favorite things I've ever seen on tumblr
March 20, 2026 at 2:08 PM
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Happy Gary Retrograde everyone!

The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman
March 8, 2026 at 3:37 PM
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Yes we absolutely can
February 19, 2026 at 9:48 PM
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Five years ago I caught my dumbest ban
February 8, 2026 at 5:27 PM
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recorded a Windows 95 full disk defrag to soothe your timeline.
January 29, 2026 at 9:48 AM
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November 13, 2024 at 2:33 PM
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Have you ever considered that your PM is “vibe coding” you
August 18, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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i hate having dreams about doing chores. you wake up and youre youre all like

whew glad that's out of the way--

oh goddammit.
January 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
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You will not regret scrolling up for the rest of this thread about the sheer audacity of cats to walk into houses they don't live in and swan around like they own the place

Honestly, excellent cat behaviour 💯
Just imagine - you’re a cat, with presumably a house, but you ignore that house and come instead to *my* house, and you walk in like you own the place, and come and go as you please and do whatever you like whenever you like. Just imagine how smug you’d be. Pretty smug? Not as smug as this bastard.
January 16, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 10:51 AM
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If you write javascript to replace "the markets" with "the spiders" then financial news makes much more sense
January 12, 2026 at 12:04 PM
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sysadmin hits different now
January 9, 2026 at 12:36 AM
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Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries
January 8, 2026 at 7:28 PM
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Update - it WAS bins. I am a champ.
OK so I am the only person in the cul-de-sac of three roads who has put out our bins, let's see if I am right or if approx 100 other people are right.
January 4, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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RIP 2025

2025-2025
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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whoa 🤯
December 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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my favorite meme for this time of the year
December 28, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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🫴🦋 is this alignment
it's the way the robot doubles up in pain too
December 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I see there’s a post about microplastics going around with a photo of drinking straws, so here is my semi-regular reminder that the 3 biggest sources of microplastics are tires (45%), synthetic clothing particles (35%) and paint (~10%).
Lay article attached:
One of the biggest microplastic pollution sources isn’t straws or grocery bags – it’s your tires
Every few years, the tires on your car wear thin and need to be replaced. But where does that lost tire material go? The answer, unfortunately, is often waterways, where the tiny microplastic particle...
www.pbs.org
December 24, 2025 at 4:49 AM