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ローブと魔法使いの帽子を着る
siri being “helpful” by offering to translate
“11:58 <sleep mode bed>”
as
“11:58 円”
in screenshots I take at night is currently very funny to me.
October 20, 2026 at 7:05 AM
October 7, 2026 at 3:34 AM
reading my voter’s pamphlet to make myself mad
October 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
despite playing it sporadically over several months, I saw Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 to completion and it was very, very good.
October 2, 2026 at 4:55 AM
derailed the voice chat of an entire game tonight because I forgot “cooldown” and called it a refractory period. it got the point across.
September 27, 2026 at 5:08 AM
left the land of cell service for the weekend and it may have fixed me for a couple of days at least
September 21, 2026 at 4:22 AM
the proximity sensors look like my ship sustained heavy damage in battle and shields are failing
September 19, 2026 at 12:34 AM
“I saw a PEAK guy and then a furry. It’s a beautiful world out there.” @mattfromalaska.bsky.social
September 6, 2026 at 10:22 PM
has anyone ever considered the idea that the island might be purgatory?
August 30, 2026 at 8:16 PM
eating lunch at my local equivalent of the place where the noodles make you sick
August 28, 2026 at 7:34 PM
August 28, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Reposted by Jacob
"When my boss asks 'any questions?', I'd say, 'N'nya, none, thank you!' because 'n'nya' is Kagoshima dialect for 'no,' but I just realized they didn't know that and for a full year and a half thought I was a 27yo woman who sometimes speaks Cat."
August 21, 2026 at 1:22 AM
becoming a certain kind of guy in his 30’s that’s practicing grilling technique and developing opinions about extension cords
August 14, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I made fried green tomatoes and I got to keep both of my arms.
July 21, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I’ve just listened to Yoasobi’s entire “The Book” album series straight through and have decided that my favorite is “The Book 3” from 2023 followed closely by the original “The Book” from 2021. Thank you for listening.
July 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
A good multimeter, soldering iron, and working knowledge of both has saved me like four trillion dollars at this point.
July 10, 2026 at 4:38 AM
New instagram settings to know about (default on)
July 9, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Out on a walk and saw some chalk on the sidewalk, figured some kids wrote a fourth of july message or something. Nope, it said “TOM HOLLAND SPIDER MAN”.
July 5, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Semi-accidentally watched WALL-E (put the disc in to test some audio settings and ended up sitting there for an hour and a half) and honestly it still holds up pretty well.
July 3, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I may not have had Exciting Weekend Plans but I did wash and flush my water heater which I had been meaning to do for weeks so that's a load off the mind.
June 28, 2026 at 3:17 AM
had a little kick of being interested in airplanes and watching some ATC videos and now my recommendations are fucked in ways I didn't even know were possible
June 25, 2026 at 5:46 AM
I’ve been a dedicated audio player guy for… around 3.5 years now. Mostly been using the ZX707 lately, and it’s gonna stick around for high quality listening, but boy… grabbed a secondhand (obviously) iPod classic for walking around/convenience and nobody has made a device that feels this good since.
June 23, 2026 at 1:58 AM
esquie
June 22, 2026 at 2:22 AM
About an hour into Expedition 33. I think this will be a Good One.
June 15, 2026 at 4:50 AM
fuck streaming I only want to engage with your media if I can buy it on a circle
June 13, 2026 at 4:19 AM