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brendelbored.bsky.social
Moe getting a prank call
April 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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nickfeik.bsky.social
And as for Dutton: he can’t decide whether he wants to be Trump or just gently cup his balls
March 12, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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aarondodd.bsky.social
BREAKING: Man who is paralysed with fear at being interviewed by Lara Tingle, claims he is tough enough to negotiate a positive tariffs outcome with US President Trump. #auspol
March 12, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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emergencybk.bsky.social
I don’t think Dutton cares about Jewish people, he just loves having a way to say he dislikes brown/Muslim people, without directly saying it & appealing to his base’s, fears, bigotry, donations & votes.
#Auspol
February 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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musicbrownlow.bsky.social
Your #FollowersFavourites #HallOfFame Grand Final Top 101

Number 6 (27 votes)

My Pal - GOD

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GOD - My Pal (live)
YouTube video by Dean Champ
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February 4, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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beardedgenius.bsky.social
Just catching up on the ‘cyber-farter’
Woman in court for aggressively farting at her boyfriend's ex
metro.co.uk
January 30, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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scumbelievable.bsky.social
A few billion years ago a cell divided for the first time, and now you, a colony of trillions of specialized cells, can get shot by the mob because the horse you bet on tripped and broke the single giant toenail it runs on, and I think that's beautiful.
January 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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ceej.online
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
also they made the ugliest car youve ever seen that will explode if you breathe on it and are run by reddit hitler, the south african pedophile
financepulsehq.bsky.social Finance Pulse @financepulsehq.bsky.social · Jan 2
$TSLA: Tesla reports its first year-over-year sales decline since at least 2015, potentially impacting investor confidence and stock performance.
January 2, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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pupfiction.bsky.social
Calling yourself Christian and being staunchly opposed to every single thing Jesus advocated
January 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
Next year won’t be better so let’s just get that nonsense out of the way right now.
December 31, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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liebcricket.com
Preposterous that Australia are even in the contest against him. #AUSvIND 🏏
liebcricket.com Dan Liebke @liebcricket.com · Dec 29
If India draw or win this series, it might be the greatest individual performance I’ve ever seen from a cricketer. #AUSvBUM 🏏
December 29, 2024 at 3:13 AM
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montaguestbridge.bsky.social
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Jasprit Bumrah destroying the Australian batting order
December 29, 2024 at 3:14 AM
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swearyanthony.bsky.social
IT IS A FUCKING SHRINE ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE A FUCKING PROFIT YOU RIDICULOUS GHOULS
sedvitae.bsky.social Ian Mannix @sedvitae.bsky.social · Dec 22
Make it stop: Journos-Govt depts and institutions like hospitals, Shrines, Education depts, libraries, don’t “make a loss.” Govts fund them. Often they make political choices and underfund them. They want us to think they “made a loss.” Phrase is “exceeded their budget.” Hold Govts to account.
December 22, 2024 at 10:18 PM
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picketer.bsky.social
Joyce and Canavan eating a bag of gingerbread dicks to own the left. www.theguardian.com/culture/2024...
Why Australian politicians are angry at the ‘woke brigade’ over gender neutral gingerbread
The gingerbread people sold in a Parliament House cafe have some conservative politicians aghast
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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joshtaylor.bsky.social
Must say I missed this entirely... do they... want the gingerbread people to be anatomically represented? www.theguardian.com/culture/2024...
Why Australian politicians are angry at the ‘woke brigade’ over gender neutral gingerbread
The gingerbread people sold in a Parliament House cafe have some conservative politicians aghast
www.theguardian.com
December 19, 2024 at 3:56 AM
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musicbrownlow.bsky.social
Your #AdamHeuskiestMedal Top 20

Number 3 (27 votes)

Stinkfist - Tool

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TOOL - Stinkfist (Official Video)
YouTube video by TOOLVEVO
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December 19, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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rossfloate.bsky.social
Only cowards and narcissists reverse into car parks.
December 18, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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soozuk.bsky.social
Jingle Bells, a cute Christmas song about a sleigh ride. OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW THERE WERE THREE MORE HARROWING VERSES ABOUT A HIDEOUS ACCIDENT WHILE TRYING TO FUCK CHICKS?!
A day or two ago I thought I'd take a ride And soon, Miss Fanny Bright Was seated by my side The horse was lean and lank Misfortune seemed his lot He got into a drifted bank And then we got upsot A day or two ago The story I must tell I went out on the snow And on my back I fell A gent was riding by In a one-horse open sleigh He laughed as there I sprawling lie But quickly drove away Now the ground is white Go it while you're young Take the girls tonight And sing this sleighing song Just get a bobtailed bay Two forty as his speed Hitch him to an open sleigh And crack, you'll take the lead
December 16, 2024 at 12:40 PM
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nickfeik.bsky.social
What a result.
Join ye to a union.

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Qantas to pay $120m to more than 1,800 baggage handlers illegally sacked during pandemic
Level of compensation – and looming penalties – mean cost of airline’s outsourcing saga has ballooned past budgeted figure
www.theguardian.com
December 17, 2024 at 6:52 AM
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musicbrownlow.bsky.social
Your #GianniMarkMerendaMedal Top 20

Number 20 (11* votes)
*decided on countback

Self Abuser - The Fauves

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The Fauves-Self Abuser (HD)
YouTube video by Mark Bakaitis
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December 17, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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annaroseiovine.bsky.social
Constantly thinking of this Marilyn Frye quote

From @taylorlorenz.bsky.social’s newsletter www.usermag.co/p/tiktok-is-...
Headline: Do men know what an actual woman looks like? Candid, paparazzi photos of actor Sydney Sweeney in a purple bikini Text: After candid photos of Sydney Sweeney in a bikini leaked online, thousands of men on X have been having a full on mental breakdown because she doesn't look exactly the same as when she's glammed up for an award show or airbrushed in a magazine. They've been tearing her apart for her body, her face, and basically calling her an ugly hag and a catfish. The entire "controversy" reminds me of the famous quote from philosopher Marilyn Frye, who wrote in her book, The Politics of Reality: Essays in Feminist Theory, "To say that straight men are heterosexual is only to say that they engage in sex (fucking exclusively with the other sex, i.e., women). All or almost all of that which pertains to love, most straight men reserve exclusively for other men. The people whom they admire, respect, adore, revere, honor, whom they imitate, idolize, and form profound attachments to, whom they are willing to teach and from whom they are willing to learn, and whose respect, admiration, recognition, honor, reverence and love they desire... those are, overwhelmingly, other men. In their relations with women, what passes for respect is kindness, generosity or paternalism; what passes for honor is removal to the pedestal. From women they want devotion, service and sex. Heterosexual male culture is homoerotic; it is man-loving."
December 16, 2024 at 4:18 PM
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liebcricket.com
The KL stands for ‘Konstantly Lingering’. #AUSvIND 🏏
December 17, 2024 at 2:01 AM
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bcdreyer.social
How dare anyone mock Assad's downfall; he has a wife and children.
December 8, 2024 at 4:27 AM