@jakefm.bsky.social
Don't bother me I'm doing cognitive dissonance.
February 27, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Don't bother me I'm doing cognitive dissonance.
I'm sick of being corrected when I call somebody "Frankenstein."
"It's Frankenstein's monster."
Bro, I know what I said. Frankenstein is the monster. The monster is just some guys sewn together. Who cares.
"It's Frankenstein's monster."
Bro, I know what I said. Frankenstein is the monster. The monster is just some guys sewn together. Who cares.
February 22, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I'm sick of being corrected when I call somebody "Frankenstein."
"It's Frankenstein's monster."
Bro, I know what I said. Frankenstein is the monster. The monster is just some guys sewn together. Who cares.
"It's Frankenstein's monster."
Bro, I know what I said. Frankenstein is the monster. The monster is just some guys sewn together. Who cares.
The dinosaurs had 13 different words for Godzilla.
January 12, 2026 at 5:01 AM
The dinosaurs had 13 different words for Godzilla.
Answer the onion phone. It's onion ringing.
December 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Answer the onion phone. It's onion ringing.
Is AI allowed to say the n word?
December 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is AI allowed to say the n word?
Watching Robocop with my daughter and she just goes "bro's learning about his past."
January 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Watching Robocop with my daughter and she just goes "bro's learning about his past."
My other car is a toilet I shit in.
January 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My other car is a toilet I shit in.
I can't wait to check out the Black Friday deals at the library.
November 26, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I can't wait to check out the Black Friday deals at the library.
Getting real upset over a guy who thinks Robocop 3 is the best in the series.
November 23, 2024 at 6:21 AM
Getting real upset over a guy who thinks Robocop 3 is the best in the series.